I'm trying to recall which art museum in London I went to on a school trip nearly 20 years ago but all I can remember is wandering into the abstract gay sex room

I figured out why the Minions bother me so much, and it's because they sound like that lady from the Jesus Camp documentary when she speaks in tongues

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The New York Times editorial board: “Americans should be cleareyed about what the president is doing. He is taking their money and showering it on criminals.”

No but like seriously everyone go pay for journalism. Pay NPR or if not us pay someone else. Just please pay someone or else seriously all these big ships are going to keep slowwwwwwly sinking.

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Collab idea from @ni3ls.bsky.social ! (Purple ballpoint pen)

To celebrate hitting 3K, I wanted to do a little raffle! Winner chooses between a portrait, small ref/character design, or colored sketch (1-2 chars), both SFW/NSFW fine! Just follow and repost this 💗 thanks for your support everyone! drawing June 1st

Trump's "pool guy" who never did a pool and never worked for Trump. And never did a big government contract. When the real story eventually comes out, it's going to be a doozy.

I'm obsessed with how fucking stupid this guy is. He bought a condo in Elkridge in 21 so he could carpetbag my district in 2022, running as a Republican. Now he's pretending to be a Democrat. What a fucking schmuck.

In the late 1960’s girls were not allowed to go wear pants to school. In the freezing cold we would huddle at the door to the school waiting to be let in While the boys played on the playground . My mom went to PTA and stood up saying we should be allowed to wear pants. Happy Mother’s Day.

This is even better: the file name for the truck photo is "ChatGPT-Image-Mar-17-2026-10_51_22-...", so the fucking truck image itself is actually fake lol. But sure, this guy could run the county effectively.

If anybody is in Howard County, please pay attention to the upcoming primary elections. The local rich assholes are pushing for Bob Cockey, who's actually just a Republican running as a Democrat (because he'd never get elected as a Republican).

Weirdly targeted magazine covers in the supermarket checkout line

A long read that I promise is worth your while and much more entertaining than reading the president’s social media feed >>>

I'm watching baseball at the bar, and they've digitally watermarked "T Rowe Price" onto the mound in every shot. Marketing people are gremlins

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Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg23

Advertise your account with a Simpsons "Cow-adjacent horse that's secretly a bunch of cats taped together" seems pretty on-point for me

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"We should just rewrite the entire codebase" as a political stance

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

I just wake up

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg22

Tonight's results are giving off this vibe. Always remember to vote, people

If you're in an area with some elections going on today, GO VOTE

Jerkass red flag: calling people "individuals"

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

I am sorry I am like this. I read the wrong Goosebumps books as a child and it all spiralled downhill from there.

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg21

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

*tacks this up on the "Ideal gym body" vision board*

Lapdog

how to wake your boyfriend up!

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg20

After much urging by my boss, I tried using Gemini to figure out how to approach a technical problem. It immediately made up a fake API with full fake implementation details. Thanks, Google.

Every single infrastructure computer should be airgapped from the Internet has been my opening position since 1995 and I've only gotten more "I TOLD YOU SO" about it.

The kids are alright

Snerk

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Ham-induced excitement

Tale of two Easter posts

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg19

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

This is so, so well-articulated.

What in the actual fuck was that