Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg5

Good end to a long week

This is part of a super-engrossing Lovecraftian series -- definitely worth a read if you're a fan of historical-flavored cosmic horror with a bunch of cult stuff thrown in valdevia.art/project-type...

In 1952, an abandoned shrine was found in the Wakayama prefecture of Japan. This temple, known as Rabu Shrine (羅父神宮), had signs of occupation as late as the 1920s. These documents, including postcards and manuscripts by the priest Sōkū (桑空), were recovered at the site:

The Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 50 (and epilogue)

Starting an NPR show called 3 Things Considered. We consider precisely three things a day. If any troublemaking jerk guests even try to bring up a fourth thing I put them in the sleeper hold and take them DOWN. You’d listen to this.

Wow, Mexico's sense of sportsmanship is... something

Booing the opponent's national anthem. Keep it classy, Mexico

Point/Counterpoint: "Buying lace-up paddock boots because I'm an adult" vs "Who the hell am I trying to impress?"

Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg4

DECISION IS PENALTY

It's cobblin' time

FREEDOM!

another patriot has fallen to swamp ass

That picture…

Today is a good day to (re-)read Lincoln's Gettysburg address. Go on. It isn't that long.

If I don't reply when you tag me, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really bad at socializing. I probably spent 15 minutes trying to write a reply, then decided not to bother you. Please continue tagging me on things, I appreciate the social contact lol

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For anyone going through the recent heatwaves - ive noticed blackouts are happening far more common than usual. If you can, run your AC around 78 degrees and tell your friends and neighbors to do so too. Minimizing impact on the grid will help keep that shit stable.

"Communism is when we are politely asked to turn the AC down to 78 so the power grid doesn't collapse" -Americans

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Brb, starting a petition to get soccer to use hockey's offsides rules

I haven't been to church in like a decade or two, but even I'm excited about the SSPX dinguses finally getting excommunicated

doesn't feel like a crisis to me 🔨

Absolute weenie bitch game

Welp, fuck soccer

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They remind me of the time I got accused of “heteronormativity” for transitioning and living as a woman, which I would have thought was the most trans thing I could do. The person who made the accusation said they hadn’t begin to transition, and wouldn’t until trans people have their own country.

Remember that gay rights are dependent on us and require ongoing maintenance. Be loud, people. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Julio & Poncho - Ch5 Pg3

Messi is king of the soccer field. To be king of your house, shop at Lowes home improvement stores

One of the normie booths at pride was giving these out. No further comment

Happy Pride from San Francisco! ✨🦄🏳️‍🌈❤️🎉

Currently taking bets from the crowd as to which painting belongs to whom.

@eykethebull.bsky.social took me out to a painting class thing, so now we have two of the same painting on the wall of our bathroom

Sports Commentary xkcd.com/3262/

Lmao eat shit Bob

We're tracking Maryland's primary election results. We'll post tallies in the governor's race here. www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...

So graceful, yet so odd. A dog of extremes

An amazing story worth reading for reasons beyond its finding that a cult leader controlled a politician who rose to oversee US intelligence: 1) it’s a 1st person narrative about how investigative journalism is done 2) It’s a primer on how personality cults operate 3) Proves the Post lives.

Cindy Lou Who lookin ass, Troll Doll lookin ass

I tried to braid Jay's forelock with a 5-part plait, and it's not looking great :<

Julio & Poncho - Ch5 Pg2

ロブチェンのお口カスタネット！ #ロブチェン #ファンアート

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Happy weekend

Fun lesson for anyone who thinks they have common ground with these people. Fascism needs all of society to be ranked and ordered, and there's no way anybody remotely different gets on the same rung of the ladder as the majority group

Legendary pull from the discount bin at Petsmart today

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