Me: Alexa, play CSPAN Alexa: Sure. Did you know that Alexa+ is free for the next week? If you want to hear my new voice, just say "Alexa... *3 seconds of silence because Alexa heard the word "Alexa" and is now waiting for an instruction* *Alexa turns off*

I'm gonna be so annoying, you people have no idea

The Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 29

:D :D :D Time for my weird middle-of-winter run?

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🐎✨🐎 it's our year 🐎✨🐎

Happy New Year! May this year be good for y'all, filled with goals and success! ✨

Acceptable Anna names: Honey Honey bun Honey bunny* Honey bunches Honey bunches of oats Anna (if you must) *because she hops

To quote our friend Mr. Brad Paisely, "...there's a big blue sky waiting right behind the clouds..." Happy New Year everyone :) Wishing you all the best for 2O26

My poor little body needs sleep :<

Dog: *dry heaving* Me: Come on, let's hurry up and get outside Dog: *gets nervous, flits from one soft, carpeted surface to the next to avoid being captured*

2025 year in review: - Bf moved in - New dog - New job - Generally survived the political happenings & health issues 2026 goals: - Train dog - Learn a new fiddle song every month - Draw daily - Read daily - Hit 13 pull-ups - Continue surviving political happenings

Time to swap out the holiday avatar. I'm uncomfortable being festive.

It'd be a fun turn if the rise of AI slop were to make people so distrustful of online media that they turn away from digital media on the whole in favor of analog/live media

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg13

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

Truck officially paid off. Woop.

It's December 26th, which means our indoor lemon tree ceases to act as our Christmas tree and converts back to its normal role of "tree"

God bless us, everyone

Part the third: Ricciarelli

She sleeps like a dead cockroach

Please enjoy our furry equivalent of a trip to the JC Penny photo studio <3

The rare American Trashhound

Continuing to propagandize my niece with pro-hoofer content

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:

It's the shortest day of the year, which means we start getting more light from here on out. Happy solstice, folks!

Maryland™ brand driving

Every Christmas song is either like "On This Day (In Bethlehem (A Christ Called Christ Was Born))" or "Caught Santa Fuckin' (My Wife)"

The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts and Donald J Trump Equal-Attention Center

Horrifying looming borzoi shadow in the hallway

nah dude i smell those treats, quit playin

bojock hoersmen (2020)

There is something immensely satisfying and tactile about addressing, filling, and mailing an actual envelope. You know, with stamps and the post office and such.

This is about how the house is at all times now

Postal birds! 🐦✉️

Oh boy!

Part 2: Jam thumbprints :D

This is just great naturalism. Nobody ever bothers to make their characters struggle to remember the name of the whoodlewhatsit sitting at the end of the thingamabob

YouTube is showing me culty shameslop about how to free myself from Porn Addiction™ by learning to awaken my sacred manly man instincts. Apparently all I have to do is go to a cult camp & take advice from their weirdo pastor (a man who wasn't competent enough to operate his own dick responsibly)

Commission for @basicfacekick.bsky.social Shoka and Aliq. The second one received an old cuirass as a gift from the settlers in gratitude for his help

Post 2-mile walk Anna. Clearly not built for endurance

Anna's favorite pastime is turning toys into choking hazards

Tis the season, which means it’s time for your annual viewing of this classic youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...

Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?