Ambrose
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Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken Enjoy the JayPEGs
Me: Alexa, play CSPAN Alexa: Sure. Did you know that Alexa+ is free for the next week? If you want to hear my new voice, just say "Alexa... *3 seconds of silence because Alexa heard the word "Alexa" and is now waiting for an instruction* *Alexa turns off*
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I'm gonna be so annoying, you people have no idea
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Roarin' Falco
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The Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 29
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:D :D :D Time for my weird middle-of-winter run?
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Cseed
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average cowboy enjoyer
3 days ago
๐โจ๐ it's our year ๐โจ๐
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Guayo
3 days ago
Happy New Year! May this year be good for y'all, filled with goals and success! โจ
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Acceptable Anna names: Honey Honey bun Honey bunny* Honey bunches Honey bunches of oats Anna (if you must) *because she hops
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BGN
3 days ago
To quote our friend Mr. Brad Paisely, "...there's a big blue sky waiting right behind the clouds..." Happy New Year everyone :) Wishing you all the best for 2O26
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My poor little body needs sleep :<
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Jerry Chen
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Dog: *dry heaving* Me: Come on, let's hurry up and get outside Dog: *gets nervous, flits from one soft, carpeted surface to the next to avoid being captured*
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2025 year in review: - Bf moved in - New dog - New job - Generally survived the political happenings & health issues 2026 goals: - Train dog - Learn a new fiddle song every month - Draw daily - Read daily - Hit 13 pull-ups - Continue surviving political happenings
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Time to swap out the holiday avatar. I'm uncomfortable being festive.
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It'd be a fun turn if the rise of AI slop were to make people so distrustful of online media that they turn away from digital media on the whole in favor of analog/live media
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Guayo
9 days ago
Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg13
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The Onion
9 days ago
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
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Truck officially paid off. Woop.
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It's December 26th, which means our indoor lemon tree ceases to act as our Christmas tree and converts back to its normal role of "tree"
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God bless us, everyone
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Part the third: Ricciarelli
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She sleeps like a dead cockroach
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Barry Dorrans
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Please enjoy our furry equivalent of a trip to the JC Penny photo studio <3
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The rare American Trashhound
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Continuing to propagandize my niece with pro-hoofer content
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soul nate
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[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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Chris Geidner
14 days ago
Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:
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It's the shortest day of the year, which means we start getting more light from here on out. Happy solstice, folks!
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Marylandโข brand driving
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Brian Box Brown
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Corn Flex
16 days ago
Every Christmas song is either like "On This Day (In Bethlehem (A Christ Called Christ Was Born))" or "Caught Santa Fuckin' (My Wife)"
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Peter Sagal
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The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts and Donald J Trump Equal-Attention Center
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Merrycrumble โ
17 days ago
Horrifying looming borzoi shadow in the hallway
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Lushminda
18 days ago
nah dude i smell those treats, quit playin
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S E Case
18 days ago
bojock hoersmen (2020)
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Eyke
18 days ago
There is something immensely satisfying and tactile about addressing, filling, and mailing an actual envelope. You know, with stamps and the post office and such.
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This is about how the house is at all times now
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Alex Tomlinson
20 days ago
Postal birds! ๐ฆโ๏ธ
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Shannon Pike
21 days ago
Oh boy!
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Part 2: Jam thumbprints :D
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This is just great naturalism. Nobody ever bothers to make their characters struggle to remember the name of the whoodlewhatsit sitting at the end of the thingamabob
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YouTube is showing me culty shameslop about how to free myself from Porn Addictionโข by learning to awaken my sacred manly man instincts. Apparently all I have to do is go to a cult camp & take advice from their weirdo pastor (a man who wasn't competent enough to operate his own dick responsibly)
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Renumuro | comm closed
23 days ago
Commission for
@basicfacekick.bsky.social
Shoka and Aliq. The second one received an old cuirass as a gift from the settlers in gratitude for his help
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Post 2-mile walk Anna. Clearly not built for endurance
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Anna's favorite pastime is turning toys into choking hazards
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Eyke
23 days ago
Tis the season, which means itโs time for your annual viewing of this classic
youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
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The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=Xwhqz14il2PhRcaE
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Haus of Decline
24 days ago
Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
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Pete Buttigieg
24 days ago
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
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