Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

There are multiple reports of ICE activity in Lakeview and Lincoln Park today. If you see ICE activity, call (855) 435-7693. We keep us safe.

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

it's giving this [complimentary]

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

Hey. When I asked you to round up my missing chickens it may have seemed like a "side quest" for you, but it is literally the only thing I have going on.

Wrote a new post about my friends and the time Sheryl Crow Tweeted at me: thismaystingalittle.substack.com/p/questions-...

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Oh my godddbdddfjejrkrk

Please be serious

Emergency friend meeting: one of us needs to buy a boat. Not it

@jglass3.bsky.social hi!!

Zia wanted to say hi to you all real quick

I’m not ignoring you. I’m initiating Ghost Protocol

I miss personal blogs, I miss LiveJournal, I miss reading and writing paragraphs of TMI. Does this exist anywhere on the internet rn? Is it Tumblr?

I need enrichment in my enclosure or I will start chewing the furniture

Feeling bored. Going to start a rumor

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

How other people feel about the new Mission Impossible is irrelevant. This is between me and Tom Cruise

“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons” the pope, explaining tamale guy

This episode of the Rehearsal… maybe the strangest thing I’ve ever watched on TV??

Stop using ChatGPT, if you want inaccurate information just talk to me instead

Friend: I could use some advice Me (wearing socks on my hands because I can’t find my gloves): You got it

I’ve learned in my 30s that being non confrontational doesn’t make you easier to be around. It just makes you annoying in a different way!

If you’re out of hope, try spite.

Steely Dan is music you wash your car to

My best friend @jennbane.bsky.social interviewed a scientist (Jovan Kamcev) for her really great series, this time about making drinking water safer. I really love this response from him:

TV is too good right now. I haven’t picked up a book in weeks

Ready to start texting my friends at 7am. Wakey wakey talk to me let’s go

I need a new episode of the Pitt every single day

All this Oscar buzz has me remembering when I saw Conan in a restaurant. He was eating sushi in San Diego. It was San Diego Comic Con. I never said this would be an interesting story

I love eating microplastics. And macroplastics!

I want to start a newsletter/blog… is Substack unavoidable? Any of you have alternatives you like? 😫