can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized” if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽ “-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

One way you could do this is by cancelling a subscription or two that you don’t want anymore and put that money towards mutual aid instead! I’ve unsubscribed from Spotify and Disney+ and now I’m “subscribed” to making monthly donations to my local food bank for the same price

Me starting & stopping 3 times telling a story: why do you talk to me?? @ukulelekatie.bsky.social I like it. It’s like a maze. Sometimes you hit a dead end & have to turn around but you get there in the end And: this is why I love talking to you, you never know what you’re gonna get 😂💜

Scanned PDF with handwriting

The real hierarchy of needs

Long distance Lego date with my girl 🌸🫶 @alotoforever.bsky.social

Normally not a fan of Mondays but when they end laughing and talking with my beautiful girlfriend while we build matching Lego sets reminiscent of a past visit they’re a lot better! 😍🌸 @ukulelekatie.bsky.social

When I was a kid I remember thinking “damn, it’s too bad I’m not gay because my parents would be the best allies to a gay kid”. Anyway I was wrong about the not being gay part, but I was right about them being the best (they sent me Pride macarons 🥹)

Happy Pride Month from me and my cozy lesbian music corner ✨

What a difference 5 months can make 💜 @alotoforever.bsky.social

We are right in that sweet spot of “warm enough during the day to open the windows, cool enough at night to snuggle under big blankets” weather 😍

Duolingo AU!Gretson hate AI by the way

Gmail loves to randomly log you out at the most inconvenient times. “Oh you have a meeting at 10:30? Prove your identity at 10:29, bitch.”

DON’T WALK, RUN!! And I’m not just saying that because my wonderful girlfriend gifted this beautiful Drabble to me! I’m saying it because one of my favorite writers did it again and painted the most gorgeous picture with words! 🌸🫶🏻

[Drabble] I do, I did, I will, I would A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸 archiveofourown.org/works/64854916

My mom: *talking inaudibly to me from upstairs while I’m in the kitchen* Me: I can’t hear you! My mom: WHAT? Me: exactly

BREAKING NEWS: local lesbian forgets that coffee exists at temperatures other than iced and receives a hot caramel macchiato because she didn’t specify to the barista that she wanted it iced, 7 dead 11 injured

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

Due to personal reasons I’m evil now

Actual sentences I just said out loud to Charlie: “Hey! Get out of my trash can! You may have stripes on your tail but you are not a raccoon.”

Frequently bought together 💜 #Art #NoAI #NoAIStarterPack

It’s never enough time! Not being remotely brave about @ukulelekatie.bsky.social heading home. I want to go back to these moments! 😭

Had an absolute blast seeing Space Shuttle Discovery today! I think my grand plan to make sure @ukulelekatie.bsky.social writes her astronaut!Gretson AU is working! 😉

Capped off a wonderful day with the best girlfriend by seeing Melanie Field perform in person (don’t worry, pics from before the play started)! @ukulelekatie.bsky.social

When you met because of #ALeagueOfTheirOwn, you find the one baseball scene in the gallery almost immediately! @ukulelekatie.bsky.social

Long distance plushies 💕

When in DC… go to Little District Books and get your favorite CJ Shaw novel!

Sound on for the cutest thing you'll hear all day

Also we noticed after taking this one that the branches spell out our initials. The trees are rooting for us 😉

Did I want to show @ukulelekatie.bsky.social the cherry blossoms or did I just want an excuse to take lots of pictures of her (and us)? Guess we’ll never know! 🤷🏼‍♀️

The cherry blossoms are pretty, but I like looking at @alotoforever.bsky.social 🌸

I want COLORS BACK. I want obnoxious neons I want transparent materials I want glitter I want iridescent and holographic I want whimsy and rainbows I want everything around me to not be grey beige and greige lifeless cheap shit BRING BACK COLORS

I would love to try out a different deodorant scent but in order to do that I’ll have to press a button at my local CVS and make an employee unlock the case and wait there for several minutes watching me pick up and sniff various deodorant tubes. Surely there is no better business model than this!

I need all my friends to come back to this site so I can stop going to the bad place once and for all. I can’t fucking take it anymore

Perpetual mood

The Pearl of Rockford Bay, Chapter 3: Secrets in the Water 🌊 archiveofourown.org/works/56019079…

Very nervous to post this: archiveofourown.org/works/639659... #aleagueoftheirown #fanfic

worrier cats

When you buy an item directly from the seller website to avoid using Amazon but then you track your order and it says “Shipping partner: Amazon”

Parody of the song I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers but it’s I Wanna Get Butter and it’s about me going to the grocery store

New 'sobe' chapter (or, the first part of a chapter that experienced mitosis as I was editing 😂) archiveofourown.org/works/502681... #ALeagueOfTheirOwn #SaveALOTO

You know it's a good DnD session when one of your party members has to take out their inhaler from laughing so hard

Thinking of them. Always. #ALeagueOfTheirOwn #SaveALOTO

When you accidentally co-author a slow burn in real life 💜 @ukulelekatie.bsky.social

Post your last 5 songs from your on repeat. 🍓

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

Happy Wednesday, All-Star Fruits! ❤️🍑⭐️ #ALeagueOfTheirOwn #SaveALOTO

I tried to take a screenshot in my dream last night