Saw this and immediately thought of @shiftedshaped.bsky.social whom I don't know at all but feel might appreciate it

It's a great time to be a fan of curling

But you can't track curling wtf strava

Team Pätz and Team Peterson logos theyrethesamepicture.gif 🥌

Some recent curling history in the lovely town of Pitlochry

That we never got this, just goes to prove curlers have no sense of humour and are no fun

*Slams laptop shut for the next two weeks*

My friends, we gotta be vigilant. This dude was a coach and board member for USJCA. www.usjuniorcurlingassociation.org/press-releas...

New off-season goal: get the kid's softball coach into curling.

No updates on the stolen curling stones from Milan-Cortina Olympic Games?

TCCA playoffs end with Frogtown taking home the team championship and Four Seasons bringing home the club championship 🏆🥌

Rolling in to the club blasting Clipse

TCCA Club Championship at St. Paul Curling Club!

Still waiting on the Kawleski/Kauffman fan-service articles 🥌

Remembering 8 years ago at St Paul Curling Club Tri-Spiel when the Vikings draft picks were being announced by Shuster and Co

No updates on the stolen curling stones from Milan-Cortina Olympic Games?

Runners-up. Sigh

We just played our best game of the season and earned a spot in the club championship finals. We face last year's champs this weekend. #broomshakalaka

Made it through the first round of club playoffs 🥌 #broomshakalaka

Did I just sneak away from work to throw a few stones? 🥌 Maybe I'm a little nervous about our first club playoff game tomorrow! #broomshakalaka

"That makes you look like a millennial." Bitch, I'm about to be eligible to have a camera shoved up my ass as routine maintenance. I'm supposed to look like this. Put on some sunscreen, why are you aging worse than my peers but are young enough to be one of their kids?

Is this heaven?

Impressive how dumb search is getting

World No. 1 Curling Team Disbands Silvana Tirinzoni announces retirement, team split #curling 👇

Silvana Tirinzoni sort of telegraphed her retirement but it's shocking nonetheless! 🥌 Amazing career

Some people go to Coachella. My midlife crisis involves granite and a lot of sweeping

Lesson learned: do the first bike ride of the season *after* curling. Nothing like a quad cramp in one leg and a calf cramp in the other mid-delivery. Brutal.

Everyone is bonspieling this weekend except me. Good luck to all y'all that made it to Sunday! 🥌

The new @mariabamford.bsky.social documentary, Paralyzed By Hope, is just wonderful. The filmmakers' intent really seems to be: everyone should know about Maria because she is one of the all-time greatest comedians so here's a movie to watch about her. This is a fine goal and well accomplished.

Last game of the regular season #broomshakalaka 🥌

I owe our club manager wine and chocolate since she graciously put together a fun scrimmage for us tonight after our opponents forfeited. 🥌

this might be a great event for someone like Stefania Constantini, who absolutely shines in mixed doubles, and does pretty well in womens, but If you give her an all-world frontend she might be unbeatable

Lol @ Carole Howald's rock league jersey with her last name misspelled as Howard

It's league night baby #broomshakalaka

We're not going to call it a "great" night of curling but it was good enough #broomshakalaka

Like this post for #2 Minnesota!

Thanks to my optometrist I am now "will toric contact lenses improve my line of delivery" years old

Daaaaaamn Regan Birr announced on her insta that Silvana Tirinzoni will be at the (nearly full) Lupus Spiel this year www.instagram.com/p/DWFMV3tidE...

Tough game forced some pretty great shots from both skips #broomshakalaka

May the final game of all your bonspiels sound something like this

The Cairn Lassies stone blessed me with good curling tonight.

Do the winners of the academy award for best live action short now have to make a much shorter film to resolve the tie?

Be a tourist in your own town. Share a photo.

I just raised my hand to run the youth curling program and I'm storming big time while also experiencing dread. Volunteer programs are hard.

It's leeeeague night! #broomshakalaka is playing with 3 tonight.

Still looking for any military or veteran people that are also curlers!

We have arrived for the Lobstein Spiel🦞🥌

Laptop shut for the weekend. Time to pack for the Lobstein Mixed Spiel 🦞🥌

#Curling folks, any experience and tidbits if you're been involved to soliciting sponsorship for the club for a particular project? What kind of sheet/bar options have been offered? We're exploring joining the 21st century and not be scared of the idea lol