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Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling. www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...

Pretty sure anyone who was mad about Bad Bunny probably peed themselves during Green Day.

The dirty secret of soccer is that no one involved in the sport will admit that kicking the ball doesn't do anything. 🙄

Olympic Curling has already started so if you have any questions about the roaring game, drop 'em here and I'll answer them for you.

Murders are up since ICE came to town.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but you need to stop everything you're doing right now.

FYI - I'm retired. Not getting paid to protest these numbnuts.

I've been quiet the last few weeks for . . . reasons, but a quick reminder to everyone outside the Twin Cities. We aren't popping champagne until all of these fascist ICE puds are out of Minneapolis, Saint Paul and the seven county metro area and neither should you.

I'm now getting a Rufus AI assistant popup on Amazon's website. They should fire the people who thought that was a good idea and then, just to be safe, fire the people who hired the people who thought that was a good idea.

Siri over here trying to bring around the end times on Christmas Eve.

Anyway, here's Butterball.

This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.

Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.

Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.

I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.

Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.

Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.

Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.

From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.

Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.

Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?

The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.

Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.

Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.

Planes, No Trains, Busses, No Automobiles, More Busses, Lyfts.

I was behind a Saint Paul Parking Enforcement car this morning that was speeding which is super weird because their targets are stationary.

Minnesota can produce these blindingly sunny days in the winter. While it's beautiful, it can also drive you a little crazy and you find yourself saying things like, "It's pretty warm out for -3."

Not gonna lie. I'm pretty upset the Trump Administration has given access to my private personal data to a whole bunch of dudes who still get mad when their mom buys the wrong shape of chicken nuggets at the store.

I learned everything I need to know about treating others from They Might Be Giants “Flood.”

Wake up. Turn up heat from overnight temperature. Get in a hot and steamy shower. Cat comes in the bathroom. Cat sits by the blowing heating vent. Get out of shower. Cat demands to be put the window. Open window and put cat in. Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.

“I’ll have a large skim latte.” “Do you want that hot or iced?” “Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”

Who knew there was an entire medical specialty dedicated to people injured with their thumb up their ass.

The four basic food groups of curling.

A Minnesota pessimist sees the glass as half frozen.

Looks like scammers are really working hard on their New Year’s resolution to insessantly call my cell phone.

If you think Elf on a Shelf is great, wait until you see

I just hope I’ve been smooth enough all year for Santana to come tonight.

Beavers be beavin’.

Spicy buffalo chicken macaroni & cheese is a young man's game.

The 7 Layers of Highly Effective Bean Dips.

@mylittlebloggie.bsky.social found this guy of questionable character at my curling club tonight. You know anything about him?

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the people responsible for Delta’s boarding music.

Not gonna lie, in my 50 years of watching football, this is the worst high ankle sprain I’ve ever seen.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, I guess.

Did I miss a memo? Am I supposed to be posting my most popular tweets from the last decade on BlueSky every forty-five seconds or so?

@neorsd.bsky.social Hitting Thanksgiving dinner at Pickwick & Frolic, a dinner at the Lizard in Lakewood, brunch at The 9, probably pastrami at Slyman's, and some pork rinds & chili at Mabel's. What I'm saying is we are gonna see a lot of each other over Thanksgiving when I'm in town.

I can't wait for two years from now when we're all sharing recipes for bathtub pasteurized milk.

Me at the Vegas hotel minibar.

I saw a total eclipse in Maine, a once-in-a-lifetime aurora borealis in Minnesota, now I just need to get over to the cicada double brood in Illinois to trigger the prophesy.