Joel 🥌
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I get up and I put on pants. Guy who wrote that book about curling.
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Rex Huppke
3 days ago
If you like curling my or are even just curious about the sport, my great pal
@flyoverjoel.bsky.social
quite literally wrote the book on it. It’s a great, fun read that explains the sport and its history. Check it out!
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Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
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Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling won't teach you the secrets of curling. If I knew those, I'd keep them to myself and be a much better curler than I am. Instead, the book is aimed for new...
https://www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-Stones-Welcome-Curling/dp/1977027504/
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Pretty sure anyone who was mad about Bad Bunny probably peed themselves during Green Day.
5 days ago
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The dirty secret of soccer is that no one involved in the sport will admit that kicking the ball doesn't do anything. 🙄
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6 days ago
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Olympic Curling has already started so if you have any questions about the roaring game, drop 'em here and I'll answer them for you.
8 days ago
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Murders are up since ICE came to town.
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10 days ago
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Wes Burdine
10 days ago
I don't want to alarm anyone, but you need to stop everything you're doing right now.
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FYI - I'm retired. Not getting paid to protest these numbnuts.
12 days ago
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I've been quiet the last few weeks for . . . reasons, but a quick reminder to everyone outside the Twin Cities. We aren't popping champagne until all of these fascist ICE puds are out of Minneapolis, Saint Paul and the seven county metro area and neither should you.
17 days ago
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I'm now getting a Rufus AI assistant popup on Amazon's website. They should fire the people who thought that was a good idea and then, just to be safe, fire the people who hired the people who thought that was a good idea.
about 2 months ago
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Siri over here trying to bring around the end times on Christmas Eve.
about 2 months ago
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Anyway, here's Butterball.
3 months ago
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This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.
4 months ago
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Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.
5 months ago
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Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.
5 months ago
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I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.
6 months ago
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Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.
7 months ago
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Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.
8 months ago
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Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.
8 months ago
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From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.
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8 months ago
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Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.
8 months ago
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Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?
8 months ago
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The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.
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9 months ago
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Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.
10 months ago
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Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.
11 months ago
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Planes, No Trains, Busses, No Automobiles, More Busses, Lyfts.
12 months ago
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I was behind a Saint Paul Parking Enforcement car this morning that was speeding which is super weird because their targets are stationary.
12 months ago
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Minnesota can produce these blindingly sunny days in the winter. While it's beautiful, it can also drive you a little crazy and you find yourself saying things like, "It's pretty warm out for -3."
about 1 year ago
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Not gonna lie. I'm pretty upset the Trump Administration has given access to my private personal data to a whole bunch of dudes who still get mad when their mom buys the wrong shape of chicken nuggets at the store.
about 1 year ago
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I learned everything I need to know about treating others from They Might Be Giants “Flood.”
about 1 year ago
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Wake up. Turn up heat from overnight temperature. Get in a hot and steamy shower. Cat comes in the bathroom. Cat sits by the blowing heating vent. Get out of shower. Cat demands to be put the window. Open window and put cat in. Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.
about 1 year ago
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“I’ll have a large skim latte.” “Do you want that hot or iced?” “Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”
about 1 year ago
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Who knew there was an entire medical specialty dedicated to people injured with their thumb up their ass.
about 1 year ago
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The four basic food groups of curling.
about 1 year ago
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A Minnesota pessimist sees the glass as half frozen.
about 1 year ago
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Looks like scammers are really working hard on their New Year’s resolution to insessantly call my cell phone.
about 1 year ago
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If you think Elf on a Shelf is great, wait until you see
about 1 year ago
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I just hope I’ve been smooth enough all year for Santana to come tonight.
about 1 year ago
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Beavers be beavin’.
about 1 year ago
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Spicy buffalo chicken macaroni & cheese is a young man's game.
about 1 year ago
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The 7 Layers of Highly Effective Bean Dips.
about 1 year ago
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@mylittlebloggie.bsky.social
found this guy of questionable character at my curling club tonight. You know anything about him?
about 1 year ago
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the people responsible for Delta’s boarding music.
about 1 year ago
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Not gonna lie, in my 50 years of watching football, this is the worst high ankle sprain I’ve ever seen.
about 1 year ago
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve, I guess.
about 1 year ago
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Did I miss a memo? Am I supposed to be posting my most popular tweets from the last decade on BlueSky every forty-five seconds or so?
about 1 year ago
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@neorsd.bsky.social
Hitting Thanksgiving dinner at Pickwick & Frolic, a dinner at the Lizard in Lakewood, brunch at The 9, probably pastrami at Slyman's, and some pork rinds & chili at Mabel's. What I'm saying is we are gonna see a lot of each other over Thanksgiving when I'm in town.
about 1 year ago
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I can't wait for two years from now when we're all sharing recipes for bathtub pasteurized milk.
over 1 year ago
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Me at the Vegas hotel minibar.
over 1 year ago
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I saw a total eclipse in Maine, a once-in-a-lifetime aurora borealis in Minnesota, now I just need to get over to the cicada double brood in Illinois to trigger the prophesy.
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