Turns on one episode of Witch Hunter Robin. Me:

Currently.

Dear Reader, Making my boyfriend guess what I bought online just to feel something. Do I remember? That is a strong 'maybe.'

Back in the gym (yay) on light weight (Boo). Gloomhaven tonight with my favorites (double yay) We gettin' back to form slowly but surely Chat.

me for the rest of the month

Little Sunday Nemesis. This is fine...

*Me watching Vampire Diaries season 2, episode 22 'As I Lay Dying' and Bolt walks in." Pitiful Me - "Damon is dying!" 🥺 Bolt - "So it's a Regina Spektor episode?" *Ingrid Michaelson - "Turn To Stone" starts to play* Me - "Haha!...but close."

Dealing with my dental procedure anxiety the only way I know how: LEWD PHOTOS

Stacy's mom in the grocery aisle like why do all these weird teenagers keep staring at me lately, did i get something in my hair, i wish I'd changed pants before I left the house, I should buy stacy some mace, were beans always this expensive, i wonder if he's decomposed yet

Me in my Bluesky bubble.

Narrator - "He does."

Saturday Game! Trying out the 2D20 system in #FalloutRPG today... Hope my players have all the Stimpaks they need 💉 @pupatlas.bsky.social @pupbolt.bsky.social @betachamp.bsky.social @pupsunburst.bsky.social

Debuting my new dance: the bar wall shimmmayyyy* *Can only be done to songsy by the B-52s

Dear Reader, @pupbolt.bsky.social said I had "big Sith energy" leaving the gym. Then he wondered why no one makes pump cloaks? I may be starting a new business. Watch this space.

Here's my little adventure for Florence + The Machine yesterday. First the spell cating warm up:

Dear Reader, I triaged a complaint about loud "Disco Parties" at an investment property for my company today. I will now be insufferable in my quest to bring the term "Disco Parties" back into the general lexicon.

#Gloomhaven but make it 3D #boardgames @pupatlas.bsky.social @pupbolt.bsky.social @betachamp.bsky.social

Digging this out because Bolt tried to gaslight me a few nights ago and say "lightsabers don't count." Also there's another really pretty themed lightsaber I found and want so bad. Give me strength to resist.

The actual problem is 1) Democrats have popular policies but the country never hears about them due to right-wing propaganda; 2) Democrats constantly blame themselves and their base for this —a message right-wing media amplifies, making the problem even worse.

Dear Reader, I know this job senioritis is getting bad when I give out life details (e.g. kinky circuit boy tidbits) I hide at work. *Head of HR using the microwave next to me* HR - Do you have any nicknames you go by? Me - A few close friends call me Beta or Champ. HR - Champ?!?!

Dear Reader, The powers that be had the men's bathroom painted and it is the MOST disorienting thing.

Active poll in the field!

‘White Female Mamdani’ Mayor of Seattle Caught Blowing Taxpayer Money on Personal Limousine: tinyurl.com/3n2k7jsv

General Counsel: "[A director] scheduled a lunch meeting w/ the mayor of [small town] and his econ team. He is with clients in Canada and ordered us to go instead." Litigation attorney: "Beau is really social. He should go." Me: "No I'm the REASONABLE attorney in our group not the SOCIAL one."

Ziwe is the only person I know who -soul read- has a Sphinx fursona

Dear Reader, Even Janeway can get a case of the Mondays. You can do this!

Forgot to post my Saturday lewdness

Disco ball skelly saw you from across the room and liked your vibe.

Come wiggle with me!

Dear Reader, I forgot my morning snack at home and there's nothing free in the break room. The corp office is not near anything, and I don't have the car today. Violence may be the only answer.

The existential dread a barista gave me at 7 am this morning...

First dem candidate to say ‘only a living wage can prevent warehouse fires’ is gonna win anyone under 45 by +90%

*A location manager calls and goes on a 10 minute rant about an internal process.* Me: Oh, I didn't know any of that because [redacted] is not my main focus. Why did you ask for me on this? LM: Because you're the voice of reason in Legal. Inner Monologue: Haha...FUCK

I may have to go to work, but mentally I am always here waiting for the fae king to claim me and keep me forever in the spirit realm far away from late stage capitalism.

Did I leave the House of Infinite Return the same unicorn? Only time will tell

Saw (my fav DJ duo) Tinzo and JoJo at Meow Wolf in Santa Fe. I'm so satisfied with everything A sick ass venue, best beatz, and the vibez delivered.

Hello from the Land of Enchantment ✨🦄 New Mexico

Dear Reader, 10 minutes on vacation and @pupbolt.bsky.social and I are already fighting. I just want to see the giant piece of turquoise shaped like George Washington's head. I am a man of simple desires, honest.

Dear Reader, Top tier pebbling is immediately messaging "Still slaps" with a link to Breathless by The Corrs to your DJ boyfriend and demanding they find a remix for a future set. I am both enriching the dancefloor and giving a challenge to my beloved.

Sometimes you just need to pup out when the world gets overwhelming.

*Reads directions for 'charging' my cat Tarot deck* Oh silly, why not try? Why not you ask Dear Reader? Because now my cat tarot deck sets off airport security checks and throws out cards with more brutal honesty than your favorite Auntie. Guess I gotta introduce myself like this from now on:

I heard it's the Good Boy holiday. Good Boy Friday Good Boy Saturday And now Good Boy Sunday

The little treats will continue until we (maybe) have long term future prospects again as a species.

Dear Reader, I invite you to enjoy little treats with me while the world burns down. Just a lil'BAWP from the Mother Mary movie I will lip sync at various gym crushes for a few weeks. open.spotify.com/track/2X5Wid...

Dear Reader, I wish the person who brought in the Mallomars to work just dropped them off at my desk. It's such a long walk to the breakroom.

Stayed up late mixing up a brew of minimal vocal deep house Go listen to Psychic Tiger ✨ on.soundcloud.com/EYOY8uCtsFOh...

Dear Reader, I took gym selfies to stop myself from watching the old school anime channel one gym TV is set to.