Live footage of me as cold and flu season comes for the polycule.

Preach

Me to everything in 2026 so far: (RIP to the absolute icon Catherine O'Hara)

Dear Reader, I am so mad that my latest smut series did not let the protagonists kiss until the VERY LAST CHAPTER OF BOOK 1. WTF. *Presses Play on audio Book 2*

Hell is just going to be sat at a computer trying to buy concert tickets for eternity while the price randomly changes and quantity restrictions keep blocking my purchase.

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the [thot]"

It's about to get really dangerous up in this space facility #NemesisRetaliation #AwakenRealms #boardgames @pupbolt.bsky.social @betachamp.bsky.social @brocktidus.bsky.social

Dear Reader, I found a promising new paranormal smut story. There is no audiobook version yet I am crushed.

Dear Reader, Star Fleet Academy leans way into the CW themes. If there's one way to win me over, it's with very unnecessary and overly dramatic (but very low stakes) personal conflict between hot "college age" people.

Dear Reader, The store didn't have family sized boxes of Extra Toasty Cheez Its so I got family sized regular Cheez Its for the first time in ages. I am so disappointed.

Dear Reader, The shift in my algorithms from Heated Rivalry content to Star Trek: Starfleet Academy content is surprisingly complimentary.

Me today during Cosmere RPG scaring all the boys.

Okay, my new life goal is to have a castle in Scotland with multiple closets full of fabulous outfits like Alan Cumming on The Traitors.

Of all the WILD scenes in Destiny 2's Renegades expansion, I am most bothered by briefly being blown out into space on this bike. Like, conceptually I should really be excited that I'm a space biker chick. I just have so many practical questions...

Dear Reader, Last night @pupbolt.bsky.social called me a 'smooch monster' when I clearly identify as a 'smooch gremlin.' I may never recover.

Dear Reader, I ate my morning snack before seeing there were donuts in the break room. I'm still NOT going to cut any in half or other fraction. I get one full donut as the gods blessed me with.

Whoooooooooo!

She finally got her lil'sword in Destiny 2. Gonna smack some baddies.

Dear Reader, My plan to learn German by watching B-rated queer romance movies is really a top tier plan.

Daily reminder that satirical news is more accurate than most other news operations.

Meetings started at 7am this morning. Please convince me to put on pants.

Trying the Voynich Puzzle the correct way this time. @brixpup.bsky.social @pupbolt.bsky.social

I could lift a truck when this hits the Pink Pony Club/I Wanna Dance With Somebody transition at minute 15. Listen to Snapshot // Tigerbeatz New Years 2026 by TigerBeatz on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/8AQYnWTbA1PP...

Dear Reader, I am not able to do much about today's horrors. However, I'll be at the Seattle Eagle tonight for the BigBoy party if you would like to 1) make out; 2) want me to cheer as you make out with someone; or, 3) let me huff your armpit.

OMG you guys. I'm so feeling my 7th haus in Pisces right now.

Gonna really set the tone for 2026 by creating an auto-responder before I leave work today that replies to all emails with: "I am only answering emails that further the goals of luxury space communism." Then inserts a random Janeway gif/meme in each for my signature.

You've all been warned. 😘

See you tomorrow night!

Dear Reader, My silly goose-ry will continue and only get worse from here.

Pupping out to the amazing set by @pupbolt.bsky.social

Dear Reader, I did not need to know my grandma was a total freak. Grandma: "We don't call it Whipped Cream anymore. We call it Good Squirt-y Stuff."

Xmas eve Gloomies tonight! Gonna make my bear maul some monsters!

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party

A month into this bulk and the little machine told me some good numbers today. With good progress I may be within striking distance of my ultimate goals by the end of this one. Onward we grow.

Memories left on the body 🧎‍♂️ @betachamp.bsky.social

Dear Reader, I was prepared for Episode 5 of Heated Rivalry. I fortified myself and promised myself only to be entertained by a good episode. *Narrator - He cried like a fucking baby.*

Dear Reader, She lives my ideal life for I too desire to live as nobility while punching every ultra rich person I feel like. Also, has a pet dragon.

Gloomies tonight and I unlocked the Wildfury character!

Dear Reader, This security guard at the Furry Rave is so real for responding to my "I have a fan," with "Please use it responsibly."

seriously though, there is very clearly pent up demand for rail options and every reason to build out as much new rail as possible.

Dear Reader, Convince me to stay home so we can play video games in our jockstraps. I could serve cake if you wanted to come over. Please and thank you.

Dear Reader, The "For You" section of my music streaming service listing its top pick as "Perfect Concentration: Calm piano music..." is such a filthy read that I may never recover.

I can't explain my face in this photo but it was the best I could manage earlier this week. Please enjoy.

"don't you want to speak to your dead grandpa using ai" I think we should bring back proper necromancers and then set the skeletons on anyone who can rotate a pdf

💪 Hey folks, the holiday season is coming. Why not help a general strike? ☕ Our store specifically is looking to cover the gaps to make this strike extra beefy. Venmo: [@]georgetownstrikefund Anything helps!

Dear Reader, I am happy to report that when I asked @pupbolt.bsky.social "Should I get the Elphaba sex cardigan?" after seeing Wicked For Good that he said "definitely."