no one over the age of 65 should be allowed to hold public office

I don't understand people who do Christmas shopping early. If I find something to buy someone I'm going to give it to them now because I'm excited to give them something I think they'll love. Any more than two weeks ahead and they're getting it now, not waiting for a silly holiday.

just looking through instrument logs and...there must be another way to phrase that.

Someone once told me they liked to suck on pork rinds until they taste like ham and I've never forgiven them.

Things go sideways when the crew finally runs into the lost denizens of the Tesseract - a hostile confrontation leads to more hints of what other dangers lurk! open.spotify.com/episode/2K9g... #starfinder #actualplay #podcast #paizo #STF #ttrpg #DriftCrashers #sciencefantasy

Can’t believe I just dropped my girlfriend off at the airport and she’s being picked up by a guy named Stardaddy and somehow I’m ok with this

people get mad at me for being on my phone all the time but then also get mad when I'm not on my phone and constantly moving and fidgeting. pick one.

On 27th August 2015, The Shepherd's Crown, the last book Sir Terry Pratchett completed before he died, was published. To mark the ten year anniversary, we have a message from Rob Wilkins:

Dem leaders *could* have spent the past half decade going in front of cameras saying "trans rights are human rights, disabled people are worth keeping alive, genocide is a crime," etc. Even without a majority. No magic wand needed, just a camera. They didn't. They did the opposite.

I've never been a perfectionist, only an OKtionist

on today's episode of things that can apparently send me into a fit of blinding rage is calling me "friend" or any variation thereof when I don't know you

Starfinder galactic ancestries revealed! The cover has a Bantrid, Goblin, Izalguun and Kasatha on it! Formians, cool playable ooze dudes, are visiting each pathfinder ancestry with space options like Void Elves, and expanding each sf2 player core ancestry like PF2e's Ancestry guide did!!!

Arriving in Alaska from Los Angeles: My god, the air is so fresh and clean! Arriving in Los Angeles from Alaska: Oh LA, you troll's armpit.

My dumb brain is so contrarian that even when the algorithm does suggest something I find cool, I refuse to interact with it because I didn't ask it to suggest things to me.

Mom's doctor: Your cholesterol is a bit high. You need to stop eating butter. My mom: Oh hell no.

Having grown up poor and in a clean-your-plate household it's taking all my willpower not to finish off my daughter's plate after she is full.

Shout out to gifted kids who breezed through school with low effort and are now middle aged bundles of abandoned hobbies who can't finish a project.

A silver ring worn daily for 30 years vs a replacement bought a month ago.

It is a very good time to be interrogating where your life (including your community) is supported by government, and thinking about what you will do if (when) that support fails. Because the people in charge are intent on rigging it so these support structures fail in the coming months and years.

They should make a price is right style game show where you get called down randomly from the audience to play a ttrpg one shot with the host as GM.

what people think I mean when I say I love country music: muh beer, muh truck, muh bald eagle the country music I'm actually listening to: it's time to send the president back to god, direct mail

SENATOR @warnock.senate.gov : “Are we reading the same Book? The Book I know says ‘I was hungry, and you fed me… I was a stranger, and you welcomed me… insomuch as you’ve done it to the least of these, you’ve done it also unto me.’” #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

The thing about The Shepherd's Crown is I didn't want to start bawling at the book's dedication

Not saying my girlfriend plays too many ttrpgs but she did say, “I realized I’m the skill monkey of this relationship and you’re the face.”

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?" Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it

Listening to B.Y.O.B. and hearing Daron scream "and we don't live in a fascist nation!" and just thinking "...aw man"

Bringing back a classic 'cause I remembered I had it and it still makes me laugh every time.

every so often you'll be just innocently listening to music and a song will suddenly reach down into your subconscious and grab you by the nethers

I launched a new collaboration today for the best of all reasons: To publicly prove that my science nemesis is bad at math

Nothing tells me D&D is written by unathletic nerds than having an Athletics skill based on strength and completely ignoring it every time you want to do anything that requires skilled use of your strength.

Years of rage knitting has left me with grip strength that made my hand physical therapist say, "Holy crap, girl!" and also landed me in hand physical therapy

I think I've it reached the point in my life where I can say I've forgotten more than I know.

I'm not crying I just need to put my eyes in rice

Half a peach pie is not good for you in the morning, but add a glass of milk and that's a quality breakfast.

So, now that bigT is making the US a shithole country, can people from those other ones come now?

Happy May. Original art by @iara-art.bsky.social. Poster designed by @msbsandrs.bsky.social. #Pathfinder #ActualPlay #TTRPGs #SciFi #OpenGaming

So the Republican bill that they wanted to pass that would have made boycotting Israel illegal.. Got tabled because Marjorie Taylor Greene protested against it.. Oh how this timeline is royally fucked and utterly amusing.

As much as evangelicals hate on communism, they sure are big on collective action when it comes to "sin"

that is. demonic.

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down -my metabolism to my fat

Just thinking this morning over all the times I was told I was being rude and need to pay attention for fidgeting, and wondering if I had been born 20 years later would things have been handled differently

Anything can be a fidget toy if your brain jumps around enough

D&D: We have to be careful what ancestries we allow in the game! They might be unbalanced! Starfinder: Hey, Y'all wanna be a big-ass walrus?