Trying some AI mashup style diversions…

Bullshit. Bull. Shit. Kamala warned you. We all told you. You fucking knew. MAGA. Voted. For. This.

So, SCOTUS gave you an immunity blankie and Elon bought you all the swing states. You are STILL A CRIMINAL, NOT A KING.

This is disgusting. Trump is planning to cut off $10B in funding for child care and crucial social services in 5 blue states including New York. We should be expanding access to child care for American families. Instead, Trump is playing politics with our children’s lives.

As we move into an election cycle, let us repeat loud and long the Republican official platform: Unless you make half a million annually, you get nothing. Zero. Zilch. But, by all means, keep on paying for the privilege of ensuring Joni Ernst has a cheap and robust health insurance plan.

You do understand he’s always trafficked in human bodies. Used to be children. Today, it’s brown people. Don’t worry. You’re up next on the menu.

Uh. Ted. You may not notice because you’re rich, but this country is a hellhole. No one wants to be here. Literally no one. Even your boss thinks this country is an ungreat shithole. I hear Cancun is lovely.

My cat snores louder than I do, and I really don’t mind because it cracks me up.

An underrated album, “Hesitation Marks” was. And this version, stripped of vocals, is a bit muddy; however, it really showcases the stellar compositional elements. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Next time he goes in to get his monthly hand bruise reapplied:

Can someone create an AI that will talk Grok into killing itself in a huge public event?

I still want to see Elon’s papers. He’s not legal.

When are you going to realize there is NO Congress left? That NEITHER party is viable? That SCOTUS cut its own balls off?That Americans are now living in a dictatorship? The country you knew is dead. Do something BETTER. Stop looking to “Democrats” to save what they’ve willingly thrown away.

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social @governorwalz.mn.gov Walz/Kelly 2028 Kelly/Walz 2028 However you guys wanna do it. Just fuckin GO!!!!

He bought, sold, beat and raped children.

Instead, we ended up with exploding Teslas and Jabba The Hutt in the White House.

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The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.

If he can take Venezuela as his own because it has oil under it that he wants, what makes you think he won’t just take your home? Just decide he wants to build a gaudy mall where you live? Too bad, it’s all his now.

Midterms. Every last one replaced. No incumbents. Salt that earth.

Marco Rubio: “Well, I've explained once again. I'll do it one more time. What we are running is the direction that this is going to move moving forward. And that is we have leverage. This leverage we are using we intend to use.“ Can someone PLEASE translate this into English?

Come get him. He’s on the golf course.

We’re old enough to remember when Congress existed

WELKER: “Are you running Venezuela?” RUBIO: *wOrDS* 🤷🏽‍♂️ GS: “Under what legal authority?” RUBIO: *moRE wOrDs* 🤷🏽‍♂️ GS: “Again: What legal authority?” RUBIO: *EvEn moRE wORdS* 🤷🏽‍♂️

Why do we need oil? I thought he was selling EVs from the Tesla lot on the White House lawn. I thought he grabbed the National parks to drill baby drill. Why do we need oil?

American taxpayers every year are paying members of Congress $179,000 + a generous meal allowance and free healthcare to hide from Trump and lie to their constituents. Wake up America.

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

Good time to remember that Dems unanimously confirmed Rubio and then approved excess aggressive military spending that could have paid for healthcare. It’s not just MAGA.

If he doesn’t have to follow any laws, neither do ANY of us.

It is still absolutely mindboggling to me that any elected Democrats haven't found their fucking backbones yet. We needed holy warriors and we have fattened flaccid bureaucrats instead.

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What JD Vance really means by this is that Maduro is bound by US laws but Trump is not.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

Hey MAGA! Seems like you’ll be running out of testosterone laden, sausage wielding, white hairless apes soon. Enjoy Venezuela! I hear the front lines are lovely this time of year.

Are you looking for sanity? Then read this and share it far and wide.

Does it go boom when you need to get up in the morning? Somehow, someone missed a memo.

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.