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*watches zero seconds of college hoops for like 2 years* *hears Duke is losing in the first round*

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my 1-year old son Torbert just looked me in the eyes and told me the taunting penalty on Tariq Woolen taught him the importance of sportsmanship and placing the team's needs above his own. he no longer wants to be a Drug Dealer when he grows up, he wants to be a philanthropist/referee

Debating whether or not the dog can poop while wearing her new sweater. Consensus seems to be yes

BREAKING: A federal magistrate denied Tina Peters' request for habeas corpus relief Monday, citing lack of jurisdiction. www.gjsentinel.com/breaking/tin...

A judge has ruled that ICE agents must determine whether someone is a flight risk before arresting them without a warrant, which is required by law but not how ICE has been operating of late, according to a lawsuit brought by two people detained in Grand Junction. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis and Attorney General Phil Weiser have filed a motion asking that a lawsuit by Mesa County alleging some laws related to law enforcement sharing immigration information with feds are too vague to be enforced be dismissed. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

internet crashes under the sheer weight of all 4 billion men on earth posting ”same” “same brother“ “hell yeah” “he’s me for real”

Two people detained by ICE in Grand Junction, including a 19-year-old Utah woman whose case made national news, have joined a lawsuit alleging ICE is detaining people in Colorado without probable cause. www.gjsentinel.com/breaking/19-...

A psychologist who examined a woman accused of murder in Grand Junction for competency cast doubt on the process at a hearing Wednesday, saying her evaluation was done too far before the hearing to be of any use. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

The man behind the wheel in a crash that killed three people, including his partner and two CDOT workers, was sentenced to 30 years in prison Thursday. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

Well listen I understand why the parents who opt to send their children here might feel ill-equipped to provide them with financial literacy.

An intoxicated man waving a skateboard caused a breeze Airways flight from Virginia to Los Angeles to divert to Grand Junction Wednesday, according to police. www.gjsentinel.com/breaking/bre...

It's still unclear what Grand Junction City Council plans to do regarding the traffic patterns on 4th and 5th Streets. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

A trial date has been set for a man accused of assaulting a Grand Junction TV reporter in December. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

I tagged along with @bennet.senate.gov as well as county commissioners, BLM staffers and conservation leaders for a float down the Gunnison River on Monday, an excursion highlighting the impacts of the proposed GORP Act that would affect 700k+ acres of public lands.

Mesa County has declared its intention to sue Gov. Jared Polis and AG Phil Weiser over a law preventing local law enforcement from sharing information with ICE. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Five Mesa County Sheriff deputies have been disciplined in relation to a group chat that was sharing information with federal immigration authorities. www.gjsentinel.com/breaking/5-s...

The Mesa County Commissioners have declared a local disaster emergency for the Turner Gulch and Wright Draw fires. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser has filed a lawsuit against a Mesa County Sheriff's deputy involved in a traffic stop that led to ICE detaining a 19-year-old college student from Utah. www.gjsentinel.com/breaking/col...

Last week the Colorado Court of Appeals affirmed the conviction of a firmer prosecutor charged with misleading officials. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

A paraplegic former inmate at the Mesa County Jail is suing the county alleging he injured his spine transferring himself between his wheelchair and the toilet because the cell he was in wasn't ADA compliant. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

A woman who was part of a ballot forging scheme in Mesa County last October received a deferred conviction yesterday after prosecutors said she wasn't the main actor in the scheme. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Tuesday's "Distro" distribution event in downtown Grand Junction is settling in to its new location and has added mental health services to its offerings. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Mesa County sent an email to all its employees last week saying the county is accepting voluntary buyouts. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

Mesa County is out about $100,000 after a payment that was supposed to go to a contractor went to a "bad actor" instead. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

A postal worker who stole ballots and delivered them after being forged was sentenced to five years in prison Wednesday. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

enjong/doltclous

Charges were dropped against a woman accused of trafficking $3.2 million in fentanyl and meth after issues came up during discovery. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

The Mesa County Commissioners have ratified a letter asking for a pause on Colorado's wolf re-introduction efforts www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

every Magical School story about teenage heroes/wizards/vampires whatev is set at a reclusive private boarding school with gothic architecture etc. where are the stories about magical public schools full of 1200 disinterested monster hunters in tapout t shirts and cargo shorts that binge drink

Editor: You write that story about the brussels sprouts? Writer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what