[penpot rant] happy new year to everyone! :blobcatchristmasglowsticks: and yet another #penpot frustration: in figma, you can share the whole project as viewable or editable by complete strangers who don't even have an account in penpot, you have to add the viewers to your team. sure […]

trying to use #penpot instead of figma, since the new ui is laggy here's my experience so far: - crash - crash - the ibm plex font supports one character less than in figma - crash - there's no way to make a pretty underline except flexbox - wait there are no negative margins??? - crash - what […]

Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? https://phishyurl.com/ Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec

Girls are neat #feditips

> @lavacat > lava cat > look inside > fox

"clippy wouldn't spy on you" yeah the fuck he would. Introducing Clippy 2 now with Copilot. He's smarter than ever and will do all those things you think he wouldn't. He'll enslave you if it means it'll get that damn letter written.

@rf, посоветуйте программу удаленного доступа! Мне надо помочь бабушке (убрать вирусню и приложения поставить). У неё есть только планшет на Android. У меня есть и телефон, и компьютер, так что клиент можно для любой ОС. Вся эта вещь должна работать в РФ. Что пробовала: LiteManager вылетает […]

real hackers use :neodox:

#real #people don't #make every other #word a #hashtag #fucking #stop #feditips

@anthropy But have you considered: the microton of TNT equivalent? It’s • unambiguous: the ‘ton’ in ‘microton’ refers to metric tons by definition; • 1 μt = 1 kcal, so only the units need to be changed on packaging; • familiar: kt’s and Mt’s of TNT equivalent are familiar quantities for people […]

robot girl that uses purrli.com as a tts

if a bot wears a fishnet, does it become a botnet

HP опять поменял интерфейс своего мобильного приложения, и вместе с этим сломал вход по паролю. Теперь только код по почте Когда они уже закончат страдать фигнёй :neocat_cry_loud:

what if instead of sudo it was judo and instead of making the program run as root it made you run away

I’m buying this and I’m not taking the sticker off.

ansible is an anagram of lesbian and that's as much as you need to know

сегодня я почувствовала себя героем комикса какого? https://xkcd.com/1172/ :neocat_googly_woozy: в десктопном приложении telegram на sway, по крайней мере, по дефолту, нельзя быстро печатать уродливый смех по типу "))0))00))00)00)00)0)0". в терминале можно, на dwm в телеге и в терминале можно […]

seeing people say that 8 GB of RAM isn't enough for standard tasks anymore the second time this month, so I wanted to ask fedi: is it true? I always thought that the average office computer and consumer laptop has 3-4 gigs, like a phone does; and that out of those 4 gigs, only 2 are used for […]

hey everyone pls cw your things 🥺

i'm glad that the amount of knowledge about the scroll lock key has never changed

те "люди", которые придумали делать полки в плацкарте длиной 175 см, давно заслужили премиальную полку в аду с длиной 100 см и высотой в 30 :neocat_devil:

my life is a symphony the first part is allegro rondo in cis minor, the second part is adagio in E

my life is a symphony the first part is allegro rondo in cis minor, the second part is adagio in E

i feel like the tv broadcasters are trying to get everyone off the tv at this point television nowadays has more ads than content, and those ads are extremely repetitive and annoying and then there's this thing they do where they just show the channel logo pulsing for like ten minutes with the […]

:blobcatgooglyteacup:

@mo я опять прошу эмодзей :neocat_floof_explode: neodog и, возможно, neobot да, два полных пака :neocat_googly_shocked: с щенкодевочками и рободевочками без эмодзи :pat: общаться неудобно, да и, возможно, сами они тоже у нас найдутся может, и правда сделать генератор neomoji […]

Hey there! To show you the unstoppable power of Copilot's infinite knowledge, I'm challenging a Chess grandmaster (confirmed by the local high school chess club in a small town) to play against Copilot! This will be a thread documenting the moves.

THE MEATBAG... wins by default. We will be discontinuing Copilot in the coming weeks.

call me crazy but i don't think we should try and completely wipe x11 from the face of the earth. like, some hardware configurations just might not work with wayland

The fedizens use a secret language that only they and a couple of researchers understand. It has evolved over thousands of years and only consists of numbers and punctuation. Here is what it sounds like: — :3? — :333

Thank you Gboard.

There are two types of web browsers - hi, I let you look at websites - hey bro im your new everything app and I really do mean it you can do everything with me I will now use 17GBs of memory to render the Google search thanks

*in a documentary voice* It's widely known that every emotion can be communicated via a bunch of commas. That is how the fedizens survive outside of their natural habitat, specifically, on inferior messengers that don't have thousands of neomoji available

how to tame a foxgirl: step one: hunt for the posts similar to "morning :neofox:" step two: :neofox_pat_floof: :neofox_pat_snug: :neofox_pat_up: :neofox_pat_floof: :neofox_pat_floof: :neofox_pat_flop: :neofox_pat_flop: :neofox_pat_happy: :neofox_pat_snug: :neofox_pat_up: :neofox_pat_floof […]

power saving mode being disabled when charging is the worst decision ever made in android's history

Who the hell called it AI Animation instead of Slop Motion

Гугл Сложить Пиксели https://developer.android.com/topic/generic-system-image/releases?hl=ru

[dark humor, jokes about death and loneliness] >i don't want to die alone >approximately 1.78 people die every second worldwide, you wouldn't be alone

Awawa кедавра! *превращает вас в :neofox: или :neocat: по вашему подсознательному выбору*

Один окон Два окона Пять оконов

via https://t.me/telelakel/441 Telegram добавит рекламу в видеоплеер. Она будет появляться в нижней части экрана, а видео будет приостанавливаться во время показа. Реклама может демонстрироваться в начале, середине или конце видео. Скорее всего, реклама будет […] [Original post on mastodon.ml]

apostle Paul was woke and then he got jailed

🚿 :neocat_think: what if the neomoji mixer was built into a fedi instance it could make the emoji on first usage: the first time a specific combo is posted, it's generated and stored (less ram and time, but more storage) or it could make the emoji on request: every time the post with that […]

Подскажите, люди добрые, как зайти на аккаунт mail.ru через k-9? Я сгенерила пароль приложения на сайте мыла, вставляю его в поле «пароль» k9, мне выдает ошибку, что нужен пароль приложения

@rf , подскажите, давно ли у московского центра занятости молодёжи нет своего сайта? В статьях на mos.ru указан сайт czmol.ru. Он перекидывает на блог WordPress с первой статьей 25 мая 2025 года (5 дней назад). Других сайтов ЦЗМ нет ни в Гугле, ни в Яндексе