Maybe every Saturday this month I’ll watch an old horror movie that I absolutely should have seen by now but have not.

Saw this on reddit, and my immediate thought was also the top comment - "it goes in the square hole"

The retro.pizza domain has been renewed for another year! 🎉

[uspol from european standpoint] I'm not just late to the party, I also had to google what the hell is Tylenol

@viktorTheBoar Used to have one in the late seventies / early eighties. At the annual Well Dressing fair it was pretty common to win a goldfish in a plastic bag, which we then transferred to a genuine goldfish bowl.

So, there's this Ikea ad starring a goldfish in a round fishbowl and I just realized I have never seen that in real life. If I went to someone's house and saw a goldfish in a round bowl, I'd probably think "wow just like in cartoons" Is that an age or location thing? Did you ever see a real […]

The most flagrantly inaccurate statement ever made about #eurovision.

Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? https://phishyurl.com/ Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec

🇪🇺 #ChatControl LEAK! 📂 https://www.patrick-breyer.de/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/LEWP-Meeting_12-September-2025.pdf 💪Your pressure is working! Italy is wavering 😠But Germany & Belgium are seeking compromises We have 20 DAYS to save privacy&encryption […] [Original post on digitalcourage.social]

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

Forgive me for sounding like an extremist, but if the purpose of society isn't to house, feed, and care for its members, what the fuck is the purpose?

[Autism Teacher Observations] I've been teaching for a long time and I'm pretty good at it, not to brag or anything. Over my career I have watched autism and learning disabilities (which aren't the same thing) become more discussed, in some cases better addressed and in other cases become more […]

Wordle of Tanks

Ghost in the Sheck

my favorite conspiracy is that everything is going to be alright

I feel as if nobody ever says "do u cyber" anymore

Woke elven Dracula comes from Trans Sylvania

Apparently staring at my phone is an invitation for people to talk to me

Ghosts are just pests like fleas or rats, the best ways to get rid of them are in the phone book #1980smoviestaughtme

Some aliens can eat human food while others can eat humans #1980smoviestaughtme

Mind you, if copyright ever had a valid claim to stopping anything bad, the AI craze would have been it. We can all see how utterly useless IP law has been on that one. IP law is for Disney. Not for you.

There is no ethical value in patents now that an individual inventor cannot reasonably commercialize any product. They are only used by patent trolls and corporations to harm the public trust. Especially, but NOT exclusively, medical and software patents. The time you could invent the Swiss […]

If I ever wrote a book about Jazz, I would definitely consider the name Gershwin Impact

[stupid photo of trump] It's a normal photo, I don't know why I'm laughing at this so much

Rather German experience in the dining car. Mobile signal is too weak and the payment terminal won’t connect. I held it at the window for the employee! 😀 #CrossBorderRail

my pet name is Consumer

I like when Civilization is silly like do you want to invent nuclear fission, plastics or chemistry? #videogames

Today I heard music obviously generated with Suno AI on a television ad for some stickers for kids or something. It didn't sound like something any child would want to sing

The weirdest thing about "bonk, go to horny jail" meme is that bonk there means exactly the opposite of what it used to mean

The way internet is still losing their shit after multiple days, you'd think someone shot Bambi's mom again

Good life advice in general https://retro.pizza/@LinksAwakeningEbooks/115202773147574228

it really is a matter of presentation and good will. No Man's Sky latest update is in a semi-playable state full of insane glitches and we're all like "cool, new stuff, make more!"

🎶 she tolerates you, yeah yeah yeah

Brian Kilmeade makes a great strudel! #firekilmeade #foxnews #USpol

TFW you cancel a social call and then when it would be time to go, it's raining outside and you're like "lol social people getting rained on"

Needza The Pizza?? https://twitch.tv/pdsmix

TFW you cancel a social call and then when it would be time to go, it's raining outside and you're like "lol social people getting rained on"

[uspol] My mantra has become, “I will not mourn the deaths of those who would not mourn for me.”

A real email I received this morning

@viktorTheBoar you may need a bigger trap.

I used to think that traffic lights were only the light bit, not the stick it stands on or hangs from. Captchas have taught me otherwise.

I know how this sounds coming from me but I'm dead serious. A few days ago my dog was weirdly twitchy so I put a mouse trap behind a cabinet. I just went to take a look and the trap is gone. I moved the cabinet, looked under it, looked around it. THE WHOLE TRAP! I am now scared shitl... oh wait […]

vampire supervisors

When you're trying to rest even though you still have work to do #DogsoOfMastodon

I woke up with a back ache and now my walking looks like it was made by a 3D animator from the '90s

If you’ve ever had anything published — a book, a scholarly article, a *cough* gay romance fantasy novella — submit your contact information for the Anthropic class-action suit! #writing https://www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/contact

Broke: no homo Woke: no fomo

The closest bit of physical installation media to my computer is Cholo for the BBC B I'm sure this says something about me

Are you even doing media preservation if you haven’t at least once had your entire YouTube account nuked from space from copyright claims?

The renewal for the retro.pizza domain this year is going to be $58.99. 😭 FORTUNATELY we still have enough people donating through Patreon/Ko-Fi/PayPal to cover it on top of the actual hosting so this isn’t a call for funding, just venting and possibly a cautionary tale about fancy domains […]