Me encountering most problems: "my terrible knowledge of czech language is of no use here"

The Boletarian Jihad

uhm is my mind playing tricks on me? https://steamcommunity.com/app/359320/videos/?p=1&browsefilter=toprated This says my home cockpit somehow quietly crawled to the top of #elitedangerous videos on Steam? Flying that Played On [Fedora] Linux watermark there 🤓 #linuxgaming #gamingonlinux

My team at Frontier is hiring! Looking for a mid-level DevOps Engineer. https://jobs.eu.lever.co/frontier/478e9414-7f0a-4537-8518-a44db6df7af6 FWIW the job title can be a bit misleading as we're not looking for people with a purely AWS/Azure/GCP cloud devops backround. This kind of DevOps […]

After careful analysing my incoming mails for several months and writing several filter rules I renamed my Inbox to Spam and started forwarding legit mails to a new folder Messages instead.

I have vague memories of a post from maybe Tumblr where some fanfic writer was like, "I had a really rough night but the good news is I can now properly write about what it feels like to get shot" and that's basically how my magic system works.

"aura farming" is what happened in HP Lovecraft's "The Colour Out of Space"

[Politics] We were all making jokes about it but what I'm seeing is everyone's attention successfuly diverted from the epstein files

I first thought this was a statue of a giant moth or something, not a discarded plant #dogsofmastodon

I've reached the age where I get an urge to call every male video game protagonist Kevin and every other type of video game protagonist Emily

Little one reading The Little Witcher 🤩

My first encounter with a big company ruining a market was probably when McDonalds came to Croatia. There was hype, there were lines, people liked the idea of "faster" fast food, but everyone laughed how absolutely tiny the burgers were compared to local sizes and prices. We all laughed and […]

Powerpoint 4 has the best clip art

call me old fashioned but I believe we need more violent cartoons that promote some healthy food

so after many years of just using Android as-is with Play Store and all the bullshit... okay I would sometimes remove bloatware but whenever I wanted a program, I'd use Play store... where was I? Oh yes, I tried f-droid for a few days. At first it felt like a garbage heap. Surprisingly small […]

When the man stops brushing the crow, the bird hands the brush back asking for more.

To compensate for the mood of my other posts, please enjoy Odin getting a carrot and immediately making an ungodly mess #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

RE: https://retro.pizza/@viktorTheBoar/116221364717691083 Amen. People can feel it when money is the front and center of a creative project. You just don’t put your soul into it like you’d do if it was a passion project. It’s Saturday and I’m working on a passion project myself.

So many people start creative projects from the position of money and then wonder why they aren't making any. It doesn't matter if it's a comic book, a video game, a youtube channel, a podcast, a whatever, most people who truly started from nothing and succeeded, started making stuff for friends […]

I SAW LUNA'S BABIES FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, they are 10 days old!!! #cat #kitten #catsofmastodon

I just needed a throwaway password for an old computer and Mint told me that 123456 is a fair password. I guess that's fair

Was this worth 2€, a few screws and some electrical tape? I'd say it was.

While googling stuff like "does X3 have proper joystick/hotas support", I realized that we were all very wrong about necroing threads in forums. Necroed threads usually have a lot of both older and newer information in a single place while stuff like "why did you ask this in an old thread, open […]

It’s Bandcamp Friday and one of my favorite nerdcore bands, the Cybertronic Spree, is raising money to replace the catalytic converter on their touring van! If you love soaring 80s power rock, consider adding one of their albums to your haul! And if you’re already a fan, they’ve got a special […]

hmmm a monodrama based on The Martian....

@viktorTheBoar The computer used to have a room to itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9gkWC1kJIw haha ZOE did a supercut of Dorkness Rising as a full movie. "It's from the trunk" 🤪

nobody wants to shut down the computer anymore

of course what I expected happened. Some people moved to matrix, some stayed on discord and now we have two competing standards. But okay, what's another tab

Looks to me as if mandatory #ageverification has already been implemented at #Vimeo. I can access videos with deep-links, but when I try to log in I get this age verification screen. Bummer. I'm not sharing my passport with them. Can't they make this mandatory only for R-rated stuff?

Tbh I found "microslop" to be a cheap joke but considering how angry it makes Microslop executives, I love it now. #microslop

It's done. Discord account deleted. I can't describe how hard stepping out of that comfort zone is.

Ugh, looks like mastodon.world isn't smacking down this scam spam wave as well as the big dot social did last night, so I'm putting them on Limited for a bit. #rpadmin

Talk to your parents about chat bots before AI does it.

I'm not writing romantasy, I'm writing fantasy in which people fall in love and it makes things so much worse for everyone involved.

@viktorTheBoar I would like to know more about this "cybernetic pornography". I know what they're trying to say, but what they're actually suggesting is so much more interesting.

Aww I just got some old school artisinal spam with terrible non-LLM translation to Croatian, saying something about police unity investigating my cybernetic pornography and I felt a tinge of nostalgia

I think in this day and age the biggest punishment for The Cryptkeeper would be disallowing him to say "Cryptocurrency"

If you unleash AI on your data and it destroys everything, that's probably because you didn't tell it to make backups

still looking to #getfedihired I have 15 years or experience in windows and linux support, change management, SACM, in ITIL and Agile environments. I also speak English and German. Located in Poland, German/EU national.

Twitch just closed the vote to cease age verification with an explanation that sounds like a comic book villain badly lying. Parody is dead. https://twitch.uservoice.com/forums/924712-creator-dashboard/suggestions/51029437-cease-age-verification-with-persona

I think the biggest problem with getting the mass adoption of matrix is not the lack of security or all the bugs, so many bugs, but the lack of non-technical people using it. No dumb questions, no memes, no fan clubs for silly things, it's just technicians as far as the eye can see. I am more […]

An in-depth write-up about how I made Shufflepuck Cafe run at 60 fps on an 1MHz computer - including two-player network games. https://www.colino.net/wordpress/archives/2026/02/23/the-challenges-of-porting-shufflepuck-cafe-to-the-8-bits-apple-ii/ #retrocomputing #appleii #gamedev #assembly […]

I love waking up at 6am and replying to people who sent me messages around midnight. That way I'm subtly showing how I'm better than them.

RE: https://masto.sangberg.se/@troed/116092524515829966 Oh this is just too funny. Apple didn't specify why they upheld the removal of my #loops review - but I guess that department doesn't know about the rights us Europeans have under the GDPR to request a copy of _all data a company has on […]

Idk who needs to hear this, but in the few recent versions, GIMP loads crazy fast for me

So I tried Matrix and, as expected, it's confusing and empty. But as most Discord runaways are there, I might as well stay. Does anyone know any cool #matrix places that aren't already a part of Aerospace? I'm @spambot9k:matrix.org

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