Even Grok knows the truth and is shouting it in ALL CAPS.

Ah yes, the historic appointment of the first female Archbishop of Canterbury. News organisations ties that to... her husband. FFS. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤬🤬😩😩

This is extremely satisfying. Awful at start, but gets a lot better. CW/TW: Facist gestures/slogans at start.

This. Absolutely all of this. 💔💔😭😭

Right-wing media fluffs Farage for years, to the point where he now leads the polls, and then start whining about Starmer being 'obsessed' when he starts telling some long overdue home truths. It's actually hilarious.

@superleggera.bsky.social @sonofraucous.bsky.social For you both on the subject of knobheads! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social, it appears it's that time yet again! And it's extra sweet this week, because Wilder booted a ball into his own fans and got sent off! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm getting really really fed up at constant reassertion that welfare spending is "out of control" when it is the same as the average for the past few decades. One reason disability benefit costs have risen is because core support has fallen.

Quite fed up, I must say.

Good for Watson. Words that should have come from Trump since he was there the first day. But this is the kind of behavior he encourages.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

BREAKING NEWS: Oregon sues Trump administration over unlawful federalization of National Guard. Read more.

Absolutely fabulous Team Europe! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 However, I do now need to try and calm down before sleep, I was nervous for a while there! 😬 Oh, and please come back and captain again Luke! Pretty please, with sugar lumps and sprinkles? 🙏🏻🇨🇦🥹🥹🤣🤣

And now, after that joyous day on the golf course for Europe, time to relax for an hour before trying to sleep! 🤣🤣💪🏻💪🏻🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

Live from "war ravaged" Portland

He'll be deporting his own golfers if this continues tomorrow!! 🤣🤣🤣 #OleOleOle

This was so incredibly well played - a team for us all to be well and thoroughly proud of. 🐻

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

3. ⁠this is not the moment for an incredibly expensive increase in state surveillance infrastructure to be run for profit by private tech firms just before Labour ushers in an (even more) authoritarian right wing government. FIX THE GODDAMN COST OF LIVING INSTEAD YOU FREAKS.

2. Countries that have ID cards - like the whole of Europe - still have the same irregular migration problem (you may have heard!!!) & in fact the UK has the lowest share of its economy estimated as irregular economy in Europe so if it fixes the issue WHY DIDNT IT FIX IT THERE?

Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

13 million clinically vulnerable have no vaccine access and much of the media is still chastising us for wearing a mask to protect ourselves from airborne transmission. They aren’t telling people this though. So what are you saying? We don’t care you are anxious over your real health risks.

Why Chickenpox vaccines are important.

Yesterday Trump told the UN that London wants to “go to Sharia Law.” I’ve lived here for a decade and I’m pretty sure I would have noticed if Tower Hamlets had turned into a caliphate. FAQ below on why this rant is weapons-grade nonsense - and why debunking it matters.

On this we agree wholeheartedly.

youtu.be/CEv-wgfKAIk?... Feel free to watch this. Dean Bruce is a tool. Also listen to what I presume is his girlfriend at the end says. 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The moral of the story is: Don't be like Dean Bruce.

Millions spent on Trump visit. Red carpets, Royals in coronets and golden dining services too. And all he offers in return are petulant racist insults about our capital city and our mayor. What a singular lack of decorum, grace, and courtesy. Fuck him and his damp hands and his nicotine yellow wig

How it started // How it’s going

Kimmel is coming back! Take that Drumpf, you cocksplatting, hoofwanking bunglecunt! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤣🤣🤣 Cc @beaufinngus.bsky.social

Slightly less SFW translation: We have watched our business tanking and have had epic fear-induced diahorrea and vomiting, so have hastily decided to backtrack faster than a politician caught in a brothel. Jimmy has promised to do everything exactly the same. We like money, and we royally f'd up.

I wish she had used this insult on him. @beaufinngus.bsky.social, I think you might like the idea of this insult! 🤣🤪

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

Fuck sake. Bastard technology. Bastard booking systems. Bastard uploading things to 'prove' I'm disabled. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. 🤬🤬🤬 Anyway, afternoon all! 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

I've been fairly quite on here Been busy settling into me new life. But putting a shout out. Next month I'll be walking 62 miles to raise money for the UK Refuge charity If anyone wants to sponsor, that would be amazing www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

I guess modern history began in 2017.

Hate that. Just settling down, comfy. Body: Here's a lovely big spasm for you. And as an added bonus, your need to pee will now go from 0 to 3,298,394 in approximately 0.00000002 seconds. Me: Thanks for that.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

Oh look, we're here again @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣

Reposting with the video, since the post we quoted was deleted. IT IS SO GOOD!

This is appalling, yet good all at the same time. 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

oh bravo @privateeyenews.bsky.social 🏆

Even the Dutch are calling out the regime over here for the blatant attack on our 1A, and the personal 1A attack on Jimmy Kimmel. Enjoy this clip of Dutch comedian Lubach! #SheShed

Here's the upshot on hepatitis B vaccination at birth: - it's extremely safe - the earlier it's given, the better it protects against transmission from mother-to-child - screening fails to capture many cases and is not done at all in many cases - perinatal HBV infection is catastrophic

“ABC and CBS are making a serious miscalculation. Their servility to Trump will not earn them peace, only greater pressure.” That’s the German professional association of journalists, @djv.de, calling on major US media to support their journalists instead of preemptively silencing them.

Still true.

The best of today's protests.

Crockett: When you I say you are the least qualified in the history of the FBI, it’s real… Patel: That’s false Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye

🤣🤣🤣 How many have gone wrong for that to have been done?