Document from NHS England which basically says when there is another Pandemic we can’t be bothered to protect you, it’s too costly. We are on our own folks. H/T @catinthehat.bsky.social

Last Christmas I gave you my heart…

Well said. But More Republicans need to speak out. Not just those whose family members Trump has maligned.

This is Pebble. She may be the reason you're late, but wants to remind you she's also your reason for living. 13/10 (IG: pebbletherottie)

In November an 18 month investigation into ADHD concluded. It found ADHD is massively underdiagnosed with less than 1 in 20 people over 40 receiving treatment. It said GPs need to be diagnosing it. Instead a review has been launched looking into it being 'overdiagnosed'

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Why has BrexitPirates account been suspended? @moderation.bsky.app No offence has been committed. Sort yourselves out please.

Massive last-wicket partnership, you say. Time-wasting backfired, you say. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke...

I have just one thing to say: ROOOOOOTTTTTT!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Great win lads! #lufc #alaw

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

🤣🤣🤣 Epic clapback! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

It's International Day of Persons with Disabilities. To mark this we are looking at ways to help those house-bound or bed-bound with Long Covid or chronic illness with vital screening & testing. 🇬🇧 /1 🧵👇

TW/CW: Police, Hillsborough. The absolute barefaced cheek of the police here. I actually agree that they shouldn’t face trial by media. They should face trial by jury. An astonishing statement to even be drafted, let alone then approved for release. 🤬🤬🤬

TW/CW: Israel, infanticide. Read this, then look at the previous post and story attached to it. This is utterly reprehensible and vile. 🤬🤬🤬

Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Tuesday you talented twonks

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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad

this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭 IG twhattcomethru

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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

How about them apples.

Ok folks, I've got a task I need help with. I need to know about high money value detector finds found since 2019 (not including tudor heart or Chew Valley hoard) from news reports, social media posts etc. England & Wales only. Please share, thank you 😊 #Archaeology 🏺 #Treasure #Detecting

I don't know what that was, but it was magnificent!! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #strictly #scd

This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)

<getting leftovers> hello pizza my old friend I’ve come to eat from you again Because a dinner softly creeping Chilled in fridge while I was sleeping

Following yesterday’s story about Australia’s success tackling cervical cancer with the HPV vaccine, here’s the latest research on how vaccines can help prevent dementia, heart disease and some cancers.

Same Scotland when SNHS started vaccination 12 YO females in 2008, a few years later young males also offered HPV vaccine. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

Nigel Farage and the Reform Party UK aren't exactly dispelling the suspicion that Farage is a far right sympathiser with this signed black football shirt, with an arrow pointing to the number 18 and a motto reminiscent of Vichy France.

This makes me rage. 🤬🤬🤬 That poor little girl, and her poor parents. They have all my love and support. 💜💜🫂🫂 I hope they get the outcome they deserve, I hope the outcry is so large, the Home Secretary cannot ignore it. Home Secretary: What is wrong with you and your departments?!? 😩😩😡😡

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

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STUART NAME OF THE WEEK

*GARGANTUAN* 💥 Economist for Brexit admits 🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer 🟥 Biz investment collapsed 🟥 Productivity weakened 🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending 🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down 🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis 🟥 No meaningful upsides 🟥 The damage undeniable in data 🧵

It’s the most wonderful time of the year when I get to read this story again. Read this thread. I promise you won’t regret it.

Shoutout to that one Newcastle fan who over the course of one day was filmed shitfaced dancing in the middle of Marseille during the afternoon, being sucked off by some goth lass in the away end toilets during the game and then fighting with Marseille's riot police after. Some day out.

RIP Gary Speed. 14 years, seems like it was only yesterday. 😭😭 #Lufc #mot 🔵⚪️🟡

Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Thursday you talented tambourine twatters

Oh Zia Yusufski, you and your Reform lot are going to have to get cross with *a lot* of people. Here’s Private Eye taking the piss out of you too.

Farage at Christmas

Balls. Want to go to an event. Didn't realise it went on sale, was waiting for it. Probably too late now. Email sent, but not hopeful. Extra balls. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😩😩

BREAKING: It is with profound regret that the BBC announces its political editor Chris Mason has wanked himself into a coma

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.

Betest womble has new slipper!! Now just need 3 more for the other feets!! Chop chop Mum!! 🤣🤣🤣

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop" The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"