shorter Anthropic: lol fuck you, you’re way out over your skis and we’re going to beat your asses in court

It's fitting these doorknobs are historically illiterate enough to think we had a president, let alone a cabinet, in 1776.

Are Republicans going to have a tenth of the fear Dems did seeing Biden up at the podium, or is the cult so strong they can't imagine he won't (figuratively and literally) shit the bed tonight?

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

It's important not to become numb to the fact that every dreg working for this admin thinks their job is to party and be an influencer rather than effectively manage a public service bureaucracy.

Our goal must be to adopt policies that will compel the tech billionaire class to flee to countries such as Russia and spend their final days like Sharon Stone's character did in Casino.

The US and Canada legit have a TON in common! And a lot of American right-wingers have recently started to hate their own country for many of those precise things America and Canada have in common. So of course they come to hate Canada, too.

Fucking assholes.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Is there a starker example today of Emperor-Has-No-Clothes than the ability to listen to this man talk and not come away from it with the impression that he's a sub-literate, crayon-eating lunatic?

i need house republicans voting on extremely unpopular tariffs right before the midterms i NEED it

I can think of a pool of ill-gotten billions from market manipulation of tariff announcements that we could tap.

The American taxpayer spent millions of dollars so Kristi Noem's husband can get cucked 40,000 ft above our heads.

No one even asks basic follow ups! “Why do you think you need voter ID to buy groceries?” “How can a price drop by 1200%?” “Can you name these 8 wars you stopped and explain what specifically you did to stop them?”

While I feel bad about my name in large settings sometimes, I'm on a webinar with someone named Alex Jones and I feel like we have a lot of common ground to commiserate on.

Garland was effectively a MAGA functionary. The saddest people alive, the most pathetic, the most ridiculous, are the “Leave Merrick alone, he did his best” deadenders one sometimes encounters online.

I can't help but think that on an Earth C, Biden appoints anyone other than Merrick Garland, DoJ goes hard on Epstein, and that's what finally gets Trump. The last year has really revealed it's probably the only trap that ol' Donny couldn't have wriggled out of.

We have two ears and a heart, don't we?

Why is the press so ill-equipped to offer follow ups like this? Leavitt's advantage is she only has to offer lazy, shallow lies because she knows she won't be called on them.

At some point, federal judges are going to have to go beyond issuing strongly worded orders condemning ICE's lawlessness, and start fining recalcitrant Trump administration officials and/or putting them in jail

2026 basically

It's only censorship when the left does it. When it's the right, it's just Sparkling Fairness.

She just wants to free up more time for her true passion of murdering small animals in the woods

Noah doesn't have the intellectual rigor to understand this of his psyche, but this opinion is absolutely because it's his side primarily implicated by the files rather than due to any objective concern.

Republicans saw Trump get New Jersey down to single digits in 2024 and thought the right move was to go full gestapo on them.

As a Senate candidate, Fetterman guaranteed voters he’d be a reliable Dem, not another Manchin or Sinema. Constantly. It was his core promise to primary voters. Liar.

The theory of MAGA being just the desire to be 12 years old again does not miss.

Why keep thousands of people alive when you can instead make one man feel safe and special?

Being DHS secretary must be the plummest job in the world: You get to fly around the country in a taxpayer-funded luxury jet, doing the mile-high club thing every day, play super cop for the cameras, and you get an infinite wardrobe of fun hats on top of it.

This really puts the Panican memo in perspective.

As of a year ago I was reliably spending about $100 on groceries a week for my family. It's up to $150 on average and that's with starting opting for store brands more often.

Let's not forget he got a giant pile of crowd-sourced money too!

Afraid of being poisoned or can't handle the local cuisine?

Fucking love it. We can't start fixing things until we are all prepared to admit Republicans do not believe in neutral principles. We must all mock this shit and call them out for being the whiny bitches they are.

Watching these Grammys, you have to wonder if perhaps the Silicon Valley bros made a classic VC mistake and went all-in on reactionary politics right before the bottom dropped out.

She just did what she was hired to do.

Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez will be held accountable. We will have justice. Trump cannot protect them forever.

I think we can get Trump to deny on Truth Social that he shit his pants in the Oval.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

We need to mentally prepare ourselves for the near future when DHS agents murder a child on camera.

I've felt bad about "forcing my politics" on my children, but I also have a duty to teach them the difference between right and wrong and this president is basically a living avatar of everything wrong in this world.

Each time it loops I see something else: - her hand-drawn sign - that it’s attached to her scooter - that she’s saying it burns. Fuck these monsters, the administration that sent them, and the people who voted for this.

“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

I don't think the Dutch have Betteridge's law.

Please don't put in the paper that I specifically asked to go to the wildest party hosted by the worlds most famous pedophile

DoJ did an oopsie-woopsie and accidentally posted evidence the president is a child rapist. But they fixed it, no worries!

This is a really dog-shit crapbag of a fucking day

Everything this admin does is for content. Between this and the multiple refusals to charge, Lemon must have an airtight vindictive prosecution argument by now and even Bondi isn't stupid enough to not know that.