Deliciously ironic that Heritage midwifed the current admin's policies with Project 2025 and their reward was getting their throat slit. ETTD

Someone on the committee could read the transcript into the record on the House floor, yes?

this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america

It's impressive how devoted this guy is to making the future as hostile as possible for his own children.

And this is without political ads stirring the pot; this is just organic salience!

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

ETTD

I have to believe they selected for the absolute stupidest, smooth-brained dogshit morons they could find. If this is a true randomized sample God help us all.

Utter hilarity that his diarrhea had to spill onto a second plaque.

This entire weekend

They're gonna hafta get GROK in there so it isn't WOKE

Every federal jail cell has Don Jr's venmo QR code posted on the wall.

The man barely has eyeballs anymore. He looks awful.

Is it typical for a president to be lame-ducked less than a year into their 2nd term?

Any article headline that starts with "Yes, ..." signifies that it is going to be the shittiest thing you'll read that week.

If the president can't explain in explicit terms why they pardoned someone, that pardon should be null and void. How is the current situation any different from the autopen conspiracy (every accusation is a confession).

He's. Selling. Pardons.

Goddammit House of Dynamite just stole 2h of life for nothing

The transaction fees on pardon bribes must be huge.

If he could have been a TV Host that also gets legal immunity, he would have left us all alone in 2024.

A rebel state founded on a complete rejection of critical thinking would definitely do gangbusters in a civil war.

Can't wait for the Casablanca series that will cost $400m and be canceled after a single season.

Our national humiliation is now foreign countries/orgs are not only bribing our president openly but now also inventing ridiculous ceremonies to rub our faces in how much they are driving him.

I just really regret that I feel all the time like I could fast forward through 4 precious years of my time on this Earth, to be free of This Man finally.

Trump is selling pardons. Who will be the first media org to get the details and break this story?

Madison vindicated as Congress learns why they should try to have some independence rather than allow themselves to be colonized by the executive?

Is the economy trending to be better or worse in 11 months? Is Trump trending to be more or less comatose in 11 months?

I'm very, very happy for Trump to set the precedent that all his pardons are invalid based on unfalsifiable accusations.

You know things are bad when he can't even stay awake while being glazed.

Lmao. The leaks against Pete are going to be insane in the coming days.

Facial hemiparesis just means he's thinking hard! Dorsal hand hematomas come from kissing too many hands and shaking too many babies! Hemiplegic gait is how world-class golfers walk! Chronic fatigue is just a sign he's staying up too late Making America Great! Nothing to see here!

2028: "Strong rope, no floor"

On the bright side, knocking it down very well might cause The Thing We All Want to happen.

- How much is Trump selling pardons for? - what financial vehicle is being used to secretly transfer these payments to Trump? - How much money is enough for Trump? - What is the DC required to convince him to burst into a shower of gold coins?

Missing a fourth line: HOW MUCH DID HE PAY TRUMP?

These pardons can't just be happening out of a sense of good will for fellow conmen, follow the money and I guarantee this jailbird made a sizable donation to the right place.

Dems don't have to announce it, but they should absolutely internally commit to signing on to ICC and handing over most of the admin/cabinet to The Hague at the first opportunity. It's going to be the only way to get justice ultimately.

A hearty FU to every voter that put this homunculus in a position where he has the power to enact the wishes of his diseased and shriveled heart.

How much longer can Crazy Grandpa energy keep this guy in power?

Better late than never 🤷‍♂️

i am starting to have a hard time keeping up with which scheming viziers are running what schemes

This is what "fuck you, make me" is for.

And those lawmakers should request Kash gargles their metaphorical balls.

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Lol

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

It's so weird these guys never have unprompted unkind things to say about authoritarian countries. Just democracies.

Wait. Conservatives freaking out Arabic numerals has been a hyperbolic joke about them for decades. Has the quality of conservative "thought" degraded so much they are doing it for real? Lmao

I don't understand why this man is not being dunked on more publicly by Democrats for acting like it's remotely difficult to draw a clock face.

When people at work talk about using grok in their workflows, I don't know how to tell them they are trusting their work to a Nazi Masturbation Machine.