this is basically the aim of every AI company

On the one hand, it would be so great if it happens today, which is my birthday, but on the other hand, if it happens today, which is my birthday, I won’t get as much attention.

Not trying to play favorites with my children buuuut, my 7 year old told me I can’t turn 25 tomorrow and I have to turn 37, and my 6 year old told me I look 25 soooo

For my birthday, my mom got me the Junji Ito graphic novel of Frankenstein. I know she did not understand how/why/etc but I’m grateful she knew I’d find it meaningful. I squealed with delight. She was like “the pictures are creepy” and I was like “🥰I know!🥰”

Why do dads sneeze so goddamned loud

My 7 year old taught my 2.5 year old to say “what the fuck” and when that smiling angelic little face uttered those words I couldn’t even keep it together. It was too funny.

The 21st century has been one long joke and this is the punchline

It’s difficult to not be jealous of a baby with no job and no responsibilities who gets to take a quiet snooze to the sound of the rain this morning, while I have to get up and be responsible.

Honestly best scenario for MA is if Ed Markey steps down (he’s running for reelection at age 79!) and Ayanna Pressley announces her candidacy

Let him come up with his own grant! Leave Pell grants as Pell grants!

My coworker brought up trickle down economics during start-of-call chit chat and, once again, I couldn’t help myself. (Luckily we were all on the side of hating Reagan)

I hope my followers see and spread the word: a severe fever during pregnancy (which could be safely reduced with Tylenol!!) can absolutely result in birth defects!!!!

At Rosh Hashanah we all had to go around the table and say what we're looking forward to, and I said "I'm looking forward to when It Happens"

no yeehaws today

According to my algorithm people think the rapture is about to happen so it’s time to bring back my favorite conspiracy theory: The rapture already happened, Macho Man Randy Savage was the only person who got raptured, and we are all living in the left behind times which is why everything is bad.

You may call yourself a "woman," but when archeologists dig up your bones in three thousand years, they'll tell everyone your copper ingots were subpar

INSIDE EVERY SNAIL SHELL IS A TINY DISCO BALL

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

zionism vs. yiddishkeit

@sentimentbot.bsky.social I’m curious

Raised my eyebrows so hard they practically jumped off my forehead

Why are far right groups SO gullible and susceptible to being infiltrated by the FBI? I don’t doubt FBI undercover agents are good at their job, but it really just seems like far right groups get infiltrated by them so easily.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

My brain finally feels back online enough to get back into crocheting! Postpartum times had me so fried I didn’t even think I could count.

He was so handsome 😭😭😭

I don’t get sad at most celebrity deaths, but the death of Robert Redford saddens me. His performance in Barefoot in The Park reminded me of my husband and endeared him to me. Also, he was hot.

Wait are the Saja Boys sleep paralysis demons? They all look like hat man.

The right side of history

Sometimes you gotta just turn your brain off and do a children’s art activity

I’m actually cool with this

TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

Timeline cleanse! I came home from running errands and found that my neighbor left me some flowers from her garden.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

Update: The "Trans ideology" thing is getting Crowder visited by the ATF, and the reason he thought it might be the dumbest possible combination. We are surrounded and ruled over by idiots.

i know i’ve posted this before but

This one and obviously the mushroom one

People are shitting on Ms Rachel for, very on brand for her, saying violence is never the answer smh

Is the Etsy witch situation a time where thoughts and prayers actually worked?

Nobody fucking takes the time to do this shit. Even very large rifle rounds are small as fuck, fucking nobody is getting out the magnifying glass and the dremel to carve "trans rights are human rights" on one. This is another excuse to disarm us.

If it happens today, 9/11 is all I will talk about for years to come

Eyes on the prize baby. I’m putting all my energy into hoping it happens today.

Baby scallop break. I think we all need it right now.