And that concludes the press conference. Nothing of note except the public acknowledgement - by the United States government - of aliens in our atmosphere and over our cities. Ya know, just your run of the mill, boring ass, White House presser. Yawn.

Think of all the money the government wasted trying to convince kids that weed wasn't cool when all they had to do was get Bill Maher to host a YouTube show.

@cjammet.bsky.social talks thought leadership in an era of AI slop. Give it a read: www.mediapost.com/publications...

I’d give anything to hear Trump trash Trump. Can you imagine that? “He’s a loser. What happened? He was so handsome in the 80s now he looks like a catcher’s mit. And that combover isn’t fooling anyone. Dumb Donald, we call him, don’t we folks? Remember him and Mushmouth?”

Turns out all you need to get Bill Maher to support a misguided war in the Middle East is buy him dinner first.

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

Donald Trump has proven time and again that he does not have America’s best interests at heart, so his word on this conflict can’t be trusted.

The opposition response speech usually sucks. This is solid.

When I think, “Fraud” I definitely think of JD Vance.

All political gamesmanship aside, this is a pretty boring and normal state of the union speech. Dull, long, forgettable, inspiring no one. Trump’s lost his spark.

Visit Trump RX dot com, only your computer will get the virus

So we didn’t get chairs for the men’s US Olympics hockey team

Al Green carrying on the legacy

In August 1961, JFK's president, LBJ's VP, Nixon's running for governor, Ford's in congress, Carter's a peanut farmer, Reagan's an actor, Bush 41's a businessman, Clinton, Bush & Trump are in high school, Biden's in college & Obama's born. None of the 2028 contenders are alive.

Ashli Babbitt was a traitor to our country who planned to murder police officers five years ago today. Don’t forget that.

Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean nothing?!

mayor-elect mamdani dog walked trump so hard i kept looking for the collar and leash

Taking a stand.

Mamdani is not a radical. He has run a tight, smart, fairly standard local campaign. He'll probably get 20 or 30 percent of his platform if he's lucky. The one radical thing he's done is told the Times to go to hell. He has campaigned every step of the way like he doesn't need them, and he's right.

The poll watchers are back

Dr. Phil’s anti-woke TV network goes broke www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

what if the rapture happened and they only took people who have never used social media so we all have no idea that it happened

Thrilled to return to not watching late night by choice.

I worked for Marvel for 7 years. The folks at that company taught me so much and have been nothing but kind and generous to me over the years. I hope I am able to patronize them and other Disney companies in the future, but unfortunately I cannot support Disney at this time.

They canceled Jimmy Kimmel for *not* making fun of Charlie Kirk’s death.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

“This is the face of someone who has fought long and hard for the *good* of the people without caring much for any of 'em.”

AOC: Whether it is a member of congress, whether it is the President to assume and assert and cast blame when the FBI has failed to even apprehend the assailant, is absolutely an irresponsible action.

An unfortunate reality of our politics is the right wing will never be blamed for the violent and hateful rhetoric of Trump and his goons but the ENTIRE left wing will be blamed for the ironic posts of bonertown69 or whoever, so post wisely.

I hope Tommy Brennan knows I will be showing up at 30 Rock to take his meal per diems.

White House reporters have all seen Trumps bruised hands. It’s an active choice not to make an issue of it while these same people spent years freaking out about Biden.

Not trying to make a statement here, but Travis Swift would be a better name for a football player.

I think RFK should take a vacation, maybe fly a small airplane to Martha’s Vineyard.

Gavin Newsom making a great case for DNC Chair.

I didn’t do the Zohran #ZcavengerHunt cuz I’m not a nerd, but it was a genuinely great idea.

Let’s see what’s in the old news today…

Putting it out to the universe that I’m available to host your #NYCC Panel this year! I’m good at it! And I hate everything I do, so if I’m saying I’m good at it, I’m not lying!

I don’t get people who say Kamala Harris shouldn’t run for president in 2028. She should absolutely run. She just shouldn’t expect to clear the field (and I don’t suspect she wants to)

I love when people say, “do something every day that scares you” like I don’t check my mail every day.

If Elmo resigns, the Public Advocate becomes Acting Elmo and a nonpartisan primary to fill out the rest of Elmo’s term has to be held within three months.

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Bret Hart gearing up for one last night of trashing Bill Goldberg. #SNME

Movie critics: Please stop saying “it’s not a perfect film” in your reviews. No perfect film has ever been made besides Ivan Reitman’s Dave (1993)

I have never hated anything like Republicans hate Americans.

“Republicans killed health care.” Don’t over complicate it.

mood.