mayor-elect mamdani dog walked trump so hard i kept looking for the collar and leash

Taking a stand.

Mamdani is not a radical. He has run a tight, smart, fairly standard local campaign. He'll probably get 20 or 30 percent of his platform if he's lucky. The one radical thing he's done is told the Times to go to hell. He has campaigned every step of the way like he doesn't need them, and he's right.

The poll watchers are back

Dr. Phil’s anti-woke TV network goes broke www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

what if the rapture happened and they only took people who have never used social media so we all have no idea that it happened

Thrilled to return to not watching late night by choice.

I worked for Marvel for 7 years. The folks at that company taught me so much and have been nothing but kind and generous to me over the years. I hope I am able to patronize them and other Disney companies in the future, but unfortunately I cannot support Disney at this time.

They canceled Jimmy Kimmel for *not* making fun of Charlie Kirk’s death.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

“This is the face of someone who has fought long and hard for the *good* of the people without caring much for any of 'em.”

AOC: Whether it is a member of congress, whether it is the President to assume and assert and cast blame when the FBI has failed to even apprehend the assailant, is absolutely an irresponsible action.

An unfortunate reality of our politics is the right wing will never be blamed for the violent and hateful rhetoric of Trump and his goons but the ENTIRE left wing will be blamed for the ironic posts of bonertown69 or whoever, so post wisely.

I hope Tommy Brennan knows I will be showing up at 30 Rock to take his meal per diems.

White House reporters have all seen Trumps bruised hands. It’s an active choice not to make an issue of it while these same people spent years freaking out about Biden.

Not trying to make a statement here, but Travis Swift would be a better name for a football player.

I think RFK should take a vacation, maybe fly a small airplane to Martha’s Vineyard.

Gavin Newsom making a great case for DNC Chair.

I didn’t do the Zohran #ZcavengerHunt cuz I’m not a nerd, but it was a genuinely great idea.

Let’s see what’s in the old news today…

Putting it out to the universe that I’m available to host your #NYCC Panel this year! I’m good at it! And I hate everything I do, so if I’m saying I’m good at it, I’m not lying!

I don’t get people who say Kamala Harris shouldn’t run for president in 2028. She should absolutely run. She just shouldn’t expect to clear the field (and I don’t suspect she wants to)

I love when people say, “do something every day that scares you” like I don’t check my mail every day.

If Elmo resigns, the Public Advocate becomes Acting Elmo and a nonpartisan primary to fill out the rest of Elmo’s term has to be held within three months.

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Bret Hart gearing up for one last night of trashing Bill Goldberg. #SNME

Movie critics: Please stop saying “it’s not a perfect film” in your reviews. No perfect film has ever been made besides Ivan Reitman’s Dave (1993)

I have never hated anything like Republicans hate Americans.

“Republicans killed health care.” Don’t over complicate it.

mood.

Donald Trump launched a terror attack on the Capitol in 2021, so, yes, I blame him for most political violence in our country. And I blame him for what happened in Minnesota.

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

I worked with Matt many moons ago and have never forgotten his professional integrity. If he says don’t buy it, don’t you buy it.

So. Close. First: thank you to everyone who has donated. Every time I see a new donation come in, I’m struck by how many different people from different parts of my life have chipped in – it means the world.

Help my friend Tom honor his dad. Please donate if you can 💜

Say what you want about Riley Gaines, it takes a lot of courage to speak in front of a room full of elected leaders. Imagine how she must feel looking out at a room full of people who have actually won races.

My brother @brennanator.bsky.social is walking in the @PanCAN.bsky.social #purplestride in honor of our amazing father, who passed from #pancreaticcancer last year. Like many, Dad had no symptoms until it was too late. Support research today! Bonus: if you donate today, Tom will write you a haiku!

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turns out the "sleepy" part in "sleepy joe" meant that we could all sleep well because he didnt tank the global economy

Cory Booker made history tonight, speaking for 24 hours straight & breaking the record for shortest speech ever given by a United States Senator.

BREAKING: Rowlf the Dog returns in #AvengersDoomsday!

As a digital expert, I think they should definitely stop adding journalists to top secret war planning group chats. That’s what I’d fix.

I watched White Lotus. I haven’t seen a Shriver go down like that since 1972.

I think the address of anyone who is looking up tickets for a 10:15PM or later showing of a kids movie should be immediately put on the Megan’s Law website.

Next season of White Lotus, I want a character to just leave after episode 5. Just straight up leaves the vacation early after one too many weird experiences. And then we see them at the end of the last episode, back at home, reading about what happened in the newspaper.