DS9 episode: in the year 2024 the governor of California is willing to negotiate with poor people in Sanctuary Current me: Bullshit, Newsom would not negotiate with unhoused. He happily send cops in and then have a photo op of him clearing their stuff

Discworld is amazing and you should read it if you haven't and this thread is a good reason why

Me: Well after a long day of gig work in the heat it's time to enjoy more Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Episode: Wanna see how much life sucks in 2024? Me: sigh, I guess

I like the DS9 episode where everyone is horny

Okay so fuck this guy, tarnishing Guinness. It's great in a can, it's great in a bottle, I will drink one outside in 115 degree heat and love every sip. I'm fine with you being weird about Miller Lite, but don't you come for my bottle of Guinness!

Tomorrow! Join the Rally for Our Valley at 12 noon at Tempe City Hall Plaza. It’s time to fight for the change our valley deserves. Lower costs. Medicare for All. Universal Childcare. ICE off our streets forever. Peace abroad and justice for all at home.

Cut away! Cut away! Sent transmission to the one armed scissor!!!

Stacy’s mom, Has got an atom bomb Stacy’s mom, Is on the intercom I know that you think She’s just a fantasy But now she’s radicalized With ideolo-gee! Stacy’s mom Runs terrorize dot com Stacy’s mom Will blow up the whole world From Galveston to Guam!

It’s time to fight for the change our valley deserves. Lower costs. Medicare for All. Universal Childcare. ICE off our streets forever. Peace abroad and justice for all at home. Join the Rally for Our Valley, tomorrow at 12 noon, at Tempe City Hall Plaza. Free parking in the city garage.

Absolutely a reporter needs to ask him this specific problem

Finished Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass and it was fine. I think the audiobook helped since it is mostly a story being told, but this seems like a book I would abandon if I had to read it. My friend said the next is better and that's all set to be my weekend audio while driving, so who knows.

I tried

So I just found out my library has Switch Games. . . So I guess I won't be getting to that backlog anytime soon

I had two different recruiters reach out to me about positions with a third company. They provided me with different pay rates, different contract lengths, and one was hybrid while the other was on-site. But if you look at the job ID, it is exactly the same.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! Senses Fail Taking Back Sunday Big D and the Kids Table Reel Big Fish Less Than Jake Muse Sum 41 The Original Misfits Lineup NOFX Alice Cooper

Woohoo. The Montreal Victoire won the PWHL championship and the Walter Trophy

Alright we're talking food delivery controversies today and here is my thoughts as a gig driver, there are a lot of Mexican restaurants in Phoenix that are ghost kitchens for Mexican restaurants. I don't know what it means, but it exists

Are we sure Judah Friedlander didn't wear that "Low IQ" hat in 30 Rock? He may be able to sue

Today's Uber Eats deliveries saw me dropping off a cheque to a property manager, bringing flowers to an office that had two Jennifer's with no last name being given, and deliverying a car part to a dealership. Really stretching the definition of the word "eats"

NEW: A former Phoenix PD officer whose company trained an ICE paramilitary unit was involved in six shootings while on duty, four of which resulted in death. @awinston.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/an-ice...

As I was graduating college I got ordained in an online church and on five occasions I've been called on by friends to officiate weddings. I didn't always keep in touch with the parties, but I always keep them in my heart. Today, I learned one of the brides had died a few days ago.

I have loved this episode since it first aired. I didn't really understand it as a 9 year old, but as I got older my appreciation only grew

I'm driving Uber Eats until I get a new AML job, and the best way to stay engaged is to get books on CD from the library and ripping them to a flash drive so I can listen to them without a need to change discs. This took a while since I did the wrong format originally and it's 22 discs long

I have a friend who loves DS9 and was so happy I watched it and so it became my responsibility to text him 3 extra long texts about how season 2 episode 15 is bullshit and I fucking hate it!

These people entered my life for no other reason than they are not successful and have bad opinions. I do not wish for them to be in life. It's like if a billionaire sponsored a below average mime in Kentucky who did bad miming over someone half remembering Tucker Carlson segments

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

Why would Pittsburgh give up so many years of club control for a washed-up veteran? They’re not even in win-now mode.

I miss the days of weird little desktop software toys, so I made this video about The Simpsons Screen Saver collection from 1994. My favorite is "Homer Eats," where Homer walks around your desktop eating icons. Watch here: youtu.be/yhq2Bym5kTY (If you enjoy it, a like or a share goes a long way!)

I wish we got more Worker & Parasite

Honestly, reading stories about the leeway US soldiers were given while committing crimes and this is an understandable trend. The current admin has accelerated things, but it was going in this direction for a while

I've been really enjoying my watch through of DS9, but I was not expecting horseshoe theory lol

I bought the fancy, healthy pasta and made blackened chicken alfredo penne. New Orleans taught me the best way to have chicken alfredo is with plenty of blackened seasoning

It's the 34th anniversary of the Westray Mining Disaster. 26 men were killed because of managerial negligence, government corruption, and ignorance of warnings. The Westray Law from 2004 made it so managers and owners would be held liable for workplace deaths. No jail time has been served.

Imagine thinking human potential is equated to money. You could develop a medical treatment that saves millions of lives and still not be a billionaire

Double Fine is unionizing aftermath.site/double-fine-un...

I'm watching Deep Space 9 on Pluto TV and man it's really on the nose that the capitalist aliens primarily run a casino. It's fun that we live in over the top social commentary

For the third and final meal of the Fry's Korean BBQ shaved porked I added it to some custom seasoned ramen noodles and put on some bbq sauce and kewpie mayo. This $10 meal was so delicious and really stretched. Absolutely would get it again

my ability to take the Hantavirus seriously is hobbled my inability to see the word and not hear it spoken by Krusty the Clown

I've spent a bit of this morning creating color swaps of teams and want to start sharing them with you, starting with the worst

This turned out amazing

Dr. Hugh Butt helped save the lives of people with jaundice, like one of my good friends. But he also sounds like a name Bart Simpson would give on a prank call. He contained multitudes

Mischief is sleepy

I don't think Gary adds much to The Bear. It's Fishes 2, but instead of relatable family holiday stress it's less relatable road trip with an asshole who can't regulate his emotions stress.

Tulsky found Broad Street Hockey by chance. He started out as a commentator ("Eric T"), graduated to FanPosts, and then became a writer. He says it was his entryway into hockey. Without BSH, he thinks "the whole thing would have been different." www.inquirer.com/flyers/eric-...

Michigan Democrat Frank Liberati is trying to disqualify his primary opponent, a trans woman, for not including her dead name on her affidavit to register to run for the seat. Blatant transphobia like this coming from a Dem is unacceptable. michiganadvance.com/2026/04/30/d...

My beer is trying to radicalize me

Music in Mesa

Me: Well, I'm unemployed, better start saving Actual me: breakfast and dinner at food trucks and drinks at the bar