rothko had a brief vision of a yugioh card

been sitting on this one for a minute

I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy

this is loose inside of my home, I'm scared to catch it with my bare hands so I have garden gloves on, but it's too fast. the dogs are cowering behind the couch, is there anyone I could call

good for them, good for them

I posted this about ten years ago and it only got 500 likes so I am resharing it now

Choice clip

I'm in places I'm not supposed to be

can't believe I fumbled this hard

mental illnesses as shits inside of a butt 🧵

this is loose inside of my home, I'm scared to catch it with my bare hands so I have garden gloves on, but it's too fast. the dogs are cowering behind the couch, is there anyone I could call

"I'm a scorpio like Bill Gates." -Grant MacDonald

you can't finally go to sleep you need to pick your phone back up immediately and learn what the difference between a goblin and a hobgoblin is

when the free stuff isn't good

you guys look how pretty my gf looked on her birthday

turned 24 today :-)

Been meaning to get into swimming as a hobby. May have to dip my toes in

you know when people don't get along because they're exactly the same but then they do get along with other people because they're exactly the same

Gun case is perfect for eurorack

trying to remember what emailing list I was subscribed to as a teenager that would send me a free mp3 every week. it was sometime in the 2000s, probably 2007-2010. I feel like it was Spin magazine or something but I can't find anything on it

peeing in the shower charges the sacral chakra

for 10 thousand dollars i will open any explosive device you mail to me

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

National Get Dicked Down By An Elf Day [1/2]

least twist to openable packaging in the world voice: twist to open

baths should do acapella covers of minecraft volume alpha

the american people love to bop it

i hope you all get to know the joy of out playing somebody

gonna start getting in to 2D printing as a fun hobby

thinking about My man Stefan on the phone and shit

bought a variety pack of guitar picks and my favorite one in the pack is stupid expensive to buy more of. like it's $8 for 3. I gotta go rob Jim Dunlop at gunpoint

Soda update: A great reckoning is coming to the milk drinkers

Trans people have no reason to be nice to people who want to deny them personhood and there are a lot of shitlibs on here. Liberals need to be bullied everywhere. They have failed everyone as much as conservatives have and they suck.

also, snacks at the grocery store

Happy saturday to all my fuckass haters. Literally don’t care what happens to you

Soda update: If you are having trouble finding soda, try stealing prescription drugs from people you know. All of these contain soda in some form and make for an easy way to get your “Soda On”!

need my fix @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com

Sorry, but I have a feeling this is gonna be me for the next four years.

we gotta start shoving people in lockers over here bro

Someone got stabbed outside Red Lobster and I’m the only one who saw it