Disgraceful!

I regret to inform you that we will be publishing a detailed analysis this week of the £5m payment to Nigel Farage, and whether it's taxable. It is likely to annoy *everybody*. (except tax advisers, which is all that matters)

The latest Hollywood conspiracy is that Ellen Degeneres, who always smells of rotting meat & is a real life vampire, is under FBI investigation for crimes against children. Although imaginative the facts are a little elusive at this stage simply because I couldn't be assed to find out anymore!

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

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Fearing a change in Labour leadership, Thames Water creditors rush a takeover plan. Want regulator to go easy on abuses. Still want dividends. Customers will be fleeced. There can be no market-based solution. No competition Captive customers No substitute goods Must nationalise. archive.ph/eJoHP

Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy dismisses the idea of the country rejoining the EU

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This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

Wes Streeting, "Leaving the European Union was a catastrophic mistake" "The biggest economic opportunity we have is on our doorstep" "We need a new special relationship with the EU" "Because Britain's future lies within Europe, and one day, back in the European Union"

One of Tommy Robinson's clowns wants to turn the ads off because immigrants are on it But backs down once he realises he's on camera and the Police will arrest him Not so tough even with his big metal stolen stop sign pole. Don't know why he wasn't arrested for vandalism.

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

Think about the way Labour has been attacking the Greens. Also, the way Labour has been shadowing so many Reform policies means that it has lost its right to be considered as being part of an anti-right wing front.

Labour wouldn't, for a second, consider stepping aside for The Greens under any circumstances. Start from there.

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

Nigel Farage, "At Michael Barrymore's house they removed all the ashtrays, on the basis that they chuck all the fags in the pool." Can't imagine the outrage if they found a clip of Zack Polanski saying this. Imagine there will be silence because it's Nigel Farage.

Unite the gullible!

'Rule Britannia' 'Unite the Kingdom' 'Account based in Thailand'... 🤔

Bunch of young thugs just got off a tube all testosterone and Tommy Robinson chants, but just looked exactly like the football hooligans of my youth, these things come round unfortunately

One of the biggest mistakes by the government was to tolerate and pander to this group. Far right extremist thugs posing as patriots, who should have been clamped down on from day one www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

If this isn't "designed to stir up hatred" against Jews, what is? Why are the Met not arresting them?

Tommy Robinson is marching through London again today. He presents himself as a patriot, a journalist, and a victim of the establishment. But in reality he is a serial criminal with a rap sheet two decades long. Here’s the record he’d rather you didn’t read. 🧵

Remember when Hegseth recited that fake verse from Pulp Fiction as though it was real? SNL writers joked about it two weeks before it actually happened!🤯😂🤣

Why the biggest lie in British politics is the claim that Nigel Farage, who has received more corporate bungs than any politician in our history, "cannot be bought" www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-cameo-...

BREAKING: Man optimistic he can replace hated prime minister and win over the public by doing the exact same policies, but in a Mancunian accent ♥️

I can't make up my mind if I should call the Tommy March The Tommy Ten Names Mega Racist March or just more #FarageRiots?

When the real history of the last few years comes to be investigated, I think many will be surprised at how deliberate and strategic those Summer 2024 riots were - and how effective at taking out a very new govt's legs from under it. Planned and simply looking for a trigger event, would be my guess.

Who looks at these flags on roundabouts and lampposts and feels pride? Far right thugs and racists. And who looks at them with fear and loathing? Everyone else. National flags are being used as Nazi bunting by Reform and the far right. Let’s call this what it is. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

If I could ban betting ads tomorrow I would. I'd ban them today if I could, right now! With immediate fucking effect!

A new far-right terror attack in the UK has been confirmed in court. Alina Burns, then 18, tried to behead an Iranian refugee who was standing outside a barber's shop in Bristol with an axe The attack took place on 2 August 2025 but a judge did not rule on 'terrorism connection' until today

A few interesting things from this video, President Xi hates Donald Trump and can't wait to get away from him, like a dog humping his leg. And Donald Trump is supposedly 6'3” and President Xi is 5'10” But actually they are the same height. I wonder who is lying?

Robert Jenrick's wife was warned that his campaign had accepted an unlawful donation of almost £40,000 from a convicted American fraudster, according to the Times. Police are investigating allegations that Jenrick's campaign illegally funneled the money to his campaign via a UK-based company

Oh what a tangled web they weave... Farage now admits he bought the Clacton house, having told everyone last year that his partner Laure Ferrari bought the house.

Reform UK said the “purchase of this property commenced before the gift.” And according to Farage himself, the £5m gift was “the only way I can look after myself and protect myself for the rest of my life.” Well, we expect the new house to be fitted with a state-of-the-art security system, then…

Let him who hasn't been given £5 million to buy himself a house and lots of other nice stuff throw the first stone.

Nigel Farage says the £5m gift he got from a crypto billionaire was a ‘reward for campaigning for Brexit for 27 years’ On May 5, Mr Farage told the BBC the money was ‘the only way I can protect myself for the rest of my life’ as he was the ‘most attacked, physically, politician of modern times’

Nigel Farage is claiming the £5m 'gift' from Christopher Harborne was a reward for campaigning for Brexit for 27 years. He's on the ropes, the story is changing every day.

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News.

NEW: On the £5mn Harborne gift (which Farage says he didn’t have to declare because it was to cover his security before he became an MP) Farage did declare a donation from George Cottrell in mid-April 2024, which covered his accommodation and travel and “security provision”.

In one of the most delicious ironies of recent years, the government has "taken back control of our borders" and banned 7 far right extremists from entering Britain on Saturday, and they are all losing their tiny minds....

88% of UK millionaires proud to live in Britain. 75% willing to pay more tax to fund public assets. Yet right-wing constantly peddles project fear ... They would leave, etc. Capital gains, dividends are taxed at lower marginal rates than wages. Tax the rich. Redistribute. Alleviate poverty.

As politicians they pretend to be in it for the ordinary (white) man on the street. As grifters, they couldn’t give a shit about him. Just their own bank accounts, as they rake it in and take the piss out of us, our country and our democracy.

I wonder if Ben Habib hummed "we're only making plans for Nigel" before he hit the send button?

Reform Party Councillor who denied the Holocaust flushes himself from the party www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Farage will want one of these.

Purely for fun I uploaded a screenshot of the star shaped UAV to Gemini & asked it what kind of engine gives off an infrared heat signature like that? I'm not sure if I worded the prompt correctly but it's under the impression it's something to do with the stealth from a Chinese Chengdu J-20a.

Genuinely incredible to have such a robotic response to this situation. Haemorrhaging votes. Empowering Farage. Pissing off all voters. And utterly incapable of shaking off their terror of the Daily Mail and their blinkered commitment to an outdated manifesto. Such a terrible waste of power.