Don't miss Buddy Nutzack's set in Riyadh. youtu.be/lRXn-g1s4T8

Series Four - Episode Eleven With @julietmeyers.bsky.social shows.acast.com/bonmotpodcas...

hey bbc news you forgot to mention his views on race, why did you forget to mention his views on race, were they not controversial enough for you?

Out now, my #bonmot interview with @julietmeyers.bsky.social - subscribe and enjoy… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

My #bonmot interview with @julietmeyers.bsky.social is out now… subscribe and enjoy… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

Quick bit of promo. A cheeky clip of my stand up. www.instagram.com/reel/DNDPgHk...

What a bill! www.instagram.com/p/DLnEkWjssx...

Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.

Just finished listening to The Salt Path on Audible. What a beautiful book, I know so many of the places but now want to walk the whole of the South west path in UK.

‘Mr Muscle loves the jobs you hate’. His surname isn’t really Muscle but he’s made it easier for Brits to pronounce.

This was taken in 1972, not far from where I was born. It looks like a fucking war zone. But apparently people's rose tinted glasses want to go even further back than this. To when? Polio and diphtheria? TB and smallpox killing 8 of your 11 kids?

I hope when Harrods tell the police they have been victim of a cyberattack, the police do nothing for ten years like they did for the Al Fayed victims.

Trump has said his tariffs are bringing in £2billion a day. Who the hell is going to believe anything so far-fetched unless they see it written on the side of a bus?

The way Trump just talked about UK and Canada not treating USA well and ‘That’s not what friends do’ is giving off Annie Wilkes in Misery vibes #tariffs

People keep talking about potential sequel to Adolescence. With his inability to regulate his rage and hatred of women who won’t do what he wants, the follow seems inevitable. He will become Donald Trump

So if Trump can just rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, and JD can just rename himself, how should we rename the USA? Dumberica (apols to all the awesome people who live there, I’m sorry you have Trump/Elon)

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

I was going to get what they call an American fridge but bearing in mind Trump’s policies on climate, will it renege on its promise to keep my food below a certain temperature.

Always a fan of a portmanteau word. Yesterday I saw a woman wearing one of those sort of coat/sort of long shirt things. She smiled at my dog and said, ‘sweet’ so I said (looking forward to using my portmanteau word), ‘I love your shart’. Shacket dammit. Shacket! Shart is v different.

I loathe all the PR of Prince William drinking in a Wetherspoons but I do realise the headline ‘William takes a drink in the Queen’s Arms’ would make it sound like Camilla Parker Bowles was breastfeeding him.

Born in Portugal, living in London. He’s a Portu-geezer. Rescue dogs rock.

Doing a show in Leicester. Using the world's least flattering photo to publicise it :) comedy-festival.co.uk/events/julie...

For Tr*mp’s inauguration could everyone (who feels that way), actually post swear words on social media for his swearing in? #SwearInDay #trump

Been learning about different customs around the world. Brits put a satsuma in a stocking at Christmas, and Americans put one in the White House.

Sometimes I think the dog is behind me in the park but he’s nipped to the garden centre because they have treats. I found him with his paws on the counter, waiting for the cashier to open them. #thisflippingrescuedog

Really loved Ronny Chieng’s latest stand up show on Netflix. Clever stuff.

A night off tonight. Often on a Saturday I watch Chris McCausland smash it. And tonight was no different. He is an absolute hero!

It's not advent without posting this brilliance by Margaret CS who I don't think is on here yet youtu.be/XSg5W2nQ34w?...

Must be weird telling your kids that Father Christmas isn’t real but Jacob Rees Mogg is.

So excited for this! London's friendliest comedy night, in our last show before we give the pub back its function room for Christmas party season. Featuring the absolute icon that is @stuartgoldsmith.bsky.social plus @rubycarr.bsky.social @julietmeyers.bsky.social @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social...