Stephen King villains are a very funny outcome of Writing What You Know because they're so clearly based on assholes he's met in real life, even if that doesn't necessarily make sense in context, so you get shit like the giant baby-eating spider from space inexplicably being an outspoken homophobe.

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

Whenever they play the Broadway station in the bathroom at work my brain synapses activate like a sleeper agent.

A 648 page brick landed on my doorstep today. Get yours April 28th. @darkhorse.com

CAN YOU BELIEVE next month marks the 25th anniversary of Invader ZIM? It’s true! The show premiered March 30, 2001. Crazy to think I went straight from the womb to drawing deformed children at Nickelodeon! #invaderzim

I watched 12 ANGRY MEN (1957) for the first time this past week and I've determined we lost our way when men in movies stopped being drenched in sweat.

I still can't believe that Elon Musk has a brother who looks exactly like him except he wears a cowboy hat. If I wrote that into a novel my editor would kill me.

“Your fav is on the Epstein list” Um, Tiffany “New York” Pollard ISN’T there, I guarantee you that.

Yep

“THE MEANING OF LIFE” (1983) dir. Terry Jones Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin 🎬 Celandine Films 🎞 The Monty Python Partnership 🎥 Universal Pictures

Remember that week we were all psychoanalyzing Horrid Henry?

All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

here is a foundational problem with AI art that AI cannot solve: anyone using it to make art cannot identify bad art. you learn how to recognize bad art (and improve as an artist) via MAKING art, which they have already fully rejected. the sets do not intersect.

I often look at old pictures of me and really mourn my real teeth. I joke about it but it is genuinely upsetting a stupid fall left me permanently missing part of myself, even something small like my front teeth. Weird, careless, minute decisions can change your life.

Keeping up with Moo Deng out of spite. Another victim of Hollywood’s war on aging women.

Otterly adorable news! 🎉 Pintar, our four-year-old Asian small-clawed otter, gave birth to a healthy pup on Nov 18. Head veterinarian performed a wellness exam on the one-month-old pup, and it appears healthy, weighing just under one pound and exhibiting strong vigor, with a round, healthy belly.

Whenever I doubt myself I just remember I survived a 16 hour flight to Hong Kong seated in front of Vitaly. I can do anything.

A CANCER FREE girl ❤️❤️

Using AI for placeholder art is kind of weird because the mentality is "What if instead of thinking about this, I didn't?"

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The fact I’m a living legend at my dentist’s office for falling on concrete steps and knocking my two front teeth out.

You know, if you see a Jewish person being upset because of that awful antisemitic massacre at Bondi Beach last night, you really don't have to explain to them why they're doing their sadness and anger at antisemitic massacres wrong. You can just keep that to yourself. It's allowed.

1. BREAKING Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is referring to the Bondi Beach massacre as a “targeted attack on Jewish Australians,” and says that “an attack on Jewish Australians is an attack on every Australian.”

Once I was arguing with someone and citing my sources and they called it "citationslop".

I will hear no Eight Crazy Nights slander. Not this year or any year.

Miss Piggy isn’t even a real gamer girl

youtu.be/nL7I5tCwhhs?... 🥺

i stand by this statement every year

We as a society haven’t recovered since we stopped turning classical literature into Muppet movies.

I listened to No Comma by Slayyter over 70 times this year according to Apple Music.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

It’s giving thanks

We don’t talk enough about the problematic aspects of video games, like how sometimes they’re hard which frequently causes me to lose.

Imagine if you could move your teeth like fingers.

from the article "Airplanes (song)"

Got a tattoo of my axolotl.

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

I think I just disagree with the notion that unless a serious issue is written about flawlessly, it shouldn’t be written about at all. I appreciate things that take risks and make bold choices.

I'm beginning to think too much internet is bad for mental health

Unhinged texts from my mom about their dog who just had cancer removed from her ass. Clown world.

I like that the movie focused less on Nessa walking and more on how she felt the night she was just allowed to be herself and have fun, like girl it’s not Boq, it’s the fact you were just being treated like everyone else for the first time. Let SpongeBob go.

Marissa Bode was so right. Glinda is a lesbian. Elphaba is bisexual. No further questions.

For Good was amazing but Erivo and Bailey have 0 chemistry (and we all know why). 😔

ALW is my emotional support reaction image

I’m no animator, but when storyboarding a scene of someone being a bad guy, it’s important to shake your head “no” a few times so nobody thinks you’re condoning it. When you’re done, reflect and weep for a few minutes in contemplation.

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Alex Brightman himself telling me to never date a guy like Adam was the highlight of my comic con experience I won’t lie.