Good morning, while everyone is waiting for the budget to be announced it’s a good time to say that immigration is a source of prosperity for the UK and painting Britain as a hostile state is sabotaging the country. Thanks!

Just rolled a cigarette on the bus and absent mindedly lit it! Slightly burnt fingers from putting it out 😂

Karen looks like Debbie Dingle tonight #strictly

Christmas is annoying. THERE, I said it.

At least it's honest, right? Intrusive questioning of women who don't conform to norms about how they should look, and women then being banned if they tell their inquisitor to mind his own sodding business, has always been the logical end point for the patriarchal project that is TERFdom.

Dear Politician, If fascists are endorsing your immigration policies, it’s because your immigration policies are racist. Just saying.

So, four of my teeth have fallen out so far. Four perfect, cavity free teeth just dead because my stupid body hates me! This condition really is the gift that never misses an opportunity to fuck me over 🤬

I've been shitposting on "Truth" (hey, a girl's gotta have a hobby) and now need to disinfect my phone then re-educate my spell check 😂

This is Keir Starmer’s moment to stand up for Britain and call on Trump to drop his ludicrous lawsuit against the BBC. The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?

Fuck Farage. #BackTheBEEB

I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC. The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.

BBC News - Somerset church tomb collapse exposes 1700s stone crypt - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Currently creating many theories about this! 😜

Sir, this is a Wendy’s #Strictly 😂

Read the original research in Antiquity 🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy... 15/15 🧵

Share to scream about your illness without actually screaming

Zohran Mamdani in New York Catherine Connolly in Ireland Rob Jetten in the Netherlands Plaid Cymru in Caerphilly The rise of the far right is not inevitable. If we work together, we can dare to hope.

You know when you carefully roll a cigarette and then realise you're having a weird mast cell reaction to your own pyjamas and have to leap out of bed to change into shorts before your legs catch fire and nearly face plant because of shit balance and then can't find the cigarette? Yeah me neither 😜

I trust the political writers at teen vogue more than the corporate media.

Currently trying to work out which fecker is setting off fireworks so I can kick their bins over in five hours before I go to work 🤬🤬🤬

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

Is something wrong with the search feature or is nobody talking about #Strictly tonight?

🖤 BBC News - Tchéky Karyo, star of Nikita and The Missing, dies at 72 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Anybody else just laced themselves into a Trashy Diva boned corset because they didn't have the energy to go downstairs for their back brace? Just me then, as you were

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

UK peeps. What do we know about News Media Association? Are they good or bad?

THE WEASELS ARE COMING FROM THE OUTSIDE?!?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

I say bring back the old McDonald’s ads. Nothing like having the current demographics of the Reform party, Tory front bench and much of the media accurately represented.

Today is Intersex Awareness Day- a day to honour truth, visibility, and pride. Intersex people are born with sex characteristics that don’t fit typical definitions of male or female. These innate variations of sex characteristics are natural, diverse, and part of the human spectrum.

Love Vicky but I can't stand Cheryl Tweedy so can't bring myself to vote for her #strictly

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

Status update. No, walking to my appointment was not a good idea

I want @number10cat.bsky.social to have some input on this 😁

I think they should move to Derry.

Smart, Canada launch a campaign across America, narrated an ex Republican President, about how bad Tariffs are, just brilliants. youtu.be/hN_CVvzExpM?...

The two Israelis killed today were killed when their bulldozer hit an unexploded bomb, which had been dropped by Israel. The only side that killed, 44 people today, was Israel. Please RT to get the message out, over all of the lies.

Happy #NoKings day to all our friends in the US! Here's a parody of "Bui-Doi" (Miss Saigon) about the protests, sung initially from the perspective of ICE 'veterans'. Sorry about the ropey accents. 😜🎶 youtu.be/FWCalxycuf4 If you enjoy, you know what to do: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mar...

Bluesky hive mind, I have an enquiry. What would be the best SIM (or SIMs) for Vancouver and Honolulu? Also, how safe is Hawaii for a sarcastic guy with a twisted sense of humour?

HENNESSY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Halsey St and Tompkins Ave. He's chipped: 985113005868125 and 50 pounds. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT HENNESSY!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

On #BBCQT - Fiona Bruce said that the audience and public didn't want to press Reform UK on their dodgy links to Russia. I disagree. RT if you agree it's in the public interest for Reform to explain about their links to Russian money and bribery!

Anyone need a good proofreader or queer sensitivity reader? A friend of mine is going through a rough time at the moment and could do with some paid work. She has loads of experience with editing & proofreading, and I've paid her to do sensitivity reads for me in the past. DM me if interested.

Post you from a different era. This is still how I look in my mind

Dear News Media. How about some coverage of the almost 2000 Palestinian "prisoners" that have been released. After all, their only crime is being Palestinian.

Two people on the bus nearly came to blows over a window. They de-escalated themselves and are now having an extremely heartfelt conversation about metal health and anger management treatment ❣️

The term "antifascist" dates back at least to Italy in the 1920s. Somehow, bragging about arresting a 130 year-old woman seems...odd.

We’re so close to winning a Signal Award for Afterlives: Marsha P. Johnson. Voting closes tomorrow. Every vote honors Marsha’s legacy and keeps trans and queer stories at the forefront. Vote here. Takes approx. 10 seconds. Let’s finish strong. 💜 vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...

Truly. So many will have to answer for this criminal bullshit.