if you hit the windows key and search for notepad on a fresh install of windows, you are directed to the app store. there is no hell hot enough

my loved ones begging me to drink water

YT comments for any song from more than like 8 years ago

New Anchor: 4 Pokémon were killed and over a dozen were injured today in a building collapse when a load-bearing Plain Square Tiling (Mud) was punched by a Ditto. Gabe: Nintendo is getting a little too real with their games lately Tycho: Mmm Delicious Pokémeat

the haters would shoot me dead in the street for saying this but the netflix one piece is peak

[herzog taking off his headphones] Oh my god it's fucking fire

having to unlock all the cards again means just barely beating the act 3 boss thinking "damn Turbo really would have evened out my energy curve" and then unlocking Turbo

everyone clowns on Zelos for casting Demon Fang twice and then coming up with Double Demon Fang but I don't see you mfs inventing with any Artes in the heat of battle

the best part about slay the spire 2 is going back to lower ascensions and pretending im good at the game

846 - Good? Bad? Me da Orc with BEAD

its early but this guy is NPC of the Year '26

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

We still gotta make our little things. It's vital to the human spirit. It's not frivolous or trivial to make your little thing in light of everything else. Human little things gotta keep being made, it's what we're on this earth to do. We need it like we need a hearthfire in the cold.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

nah we gotta send this one back

[elden ring opening cutscene v.o.] THE ULTIMATE! CRACK SMOKING! WARLOCK

Lmao

streaming cat tactics www.twitch.tv/scrowfunk

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

we're so back. we've never been more back. we weren't even this back when we were here the first time

The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️ New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder. Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?

The best to ever do it, this is why he survives

we used to say "without love, it cannot be seen" but kids these days think without PHONE they cannot be TEEN

me when my xp bar fills up

hadnt seen a cybertruck around here in a good long while but i saw one just now with a florida plate. horrendous omen. 6 more months of winter

[bernie voice] "the american people are TIRED of living ass to mouth"

mewgenics does the soundtrack mixing trick where tracks get layered in as the action changes, including adding lyrics for boss fights, which, god help me, puts it in the same tier of musical presentation as metal gear rising and nier automata

RETVRN

i wish to never see a notification again for the rest of my life

bibi NBA... she will never BALLIN...

RABBIT & STEEL: Extra Mode is now out!! This is a free content update to Rabbit & Steel! If you already have the game, just download the update and you're set to go! If you *don't* have the game yet, it's currently 50% off on Steam, so now is a great time to pick it up!

joe rogan talking about the beach that makes you old

842 - Bro I Think This Armor's Used. It's Got Some Weird Dust On It.

In HS I played pick up basketball with this dude who would come out every Thursday afternoon in khakis and button down shirt. We called him, "Homeschool Tim"

That's right! You didn't just pave over paradise—you put up a parking lot.

current intrusive thought is hawk tuah coming out of retirement again and saying "im woke yall!" without elaborating

smoking the shit that made grimace purple

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

"let people enjoy things"

had a nightmare that i drank a full sugar cherry coke and was swishing it around like mouthwash

crafted weapons taste so good when you dont have the balance telling you what your BiS is

Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)

store.steampowered.com/news/app/213... RABBIT & STEEL: EXTRA MODE is a free update to Rabbit & Steel, coming February 6th!! #RabbitAndSteel

idea i had

absolutely not engaging or acknowledging the zodiac system in fft. when the game shows the icon a unit's sign i say "he's such a sagittarius" and move on with my life