rest in piss motherfucker

rebooting the "promo images" I used to use on twitter, hopefully they will take up more space on the tl and people will see the comics more maze.icomix.com <- u can click on this

If I'm Top Aggro The Tank Fell Off

doing the cartoon wolf thing and hitting myself in the head with a hammer except i suffer a traumatic brain injury and pass out on the first hit

Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)

840 - Horrible Night

there's two kinds of players

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

man you cannnot be calling them that

how many NFL guys have enrolled in college to smurf at a lower MMR. dont tell me its none

JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves

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the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic

[unprompted, every day for the past several years and continuing into the grave] Shadowbringers is so Fucking Peak

kamina glasses are now known as dirk strider glasses. use this information to piss off your most insufferable uncs and/or nephews during the holiday season

i saw one of the new raid songs described as "what if weird al did a style parody of sum 41" , which is completely accurate and explains why it has lodged itself into my brain so securely

my 2026 resolution is to develop so many vocal stims that i sound like an RTS unit

due to a catastrophic clerical error, i am now the owner of a warehouse full of cameras with hammers in them

spiritual representation of turning on the gameboy advance port of mario 2 in the year 2001 and realizing they put decided to curse the game with that wretched yippie yahooey shit

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society

ff14 now has two completely different fights where you have to destroy a sentient runaway train, and i think that's beautiful

must be the original starwalker the way mfs are Pissing me off

It's that time of the year again

im 90% sure that the christmas spotify playlist in this restaurant is full of AI songs. absolutely satanic

[pointing at a guy on my monitor] this guy's awesome lol i watch him all the time. basically he's your favorite gangstalking victim's favorite gangstalking victim

structure returns to my life. i am remoored. i am once again waiting for silksong.

logging on and the whole timeline is the gif of him finding out about RBG

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

every endgame fight in e33 is mr burns explaining at-bat signals for 2 minutes then homer being immediately concussed by the first pitch

New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)

gm. your timeline has been blessed by Song of the Turtle House

this week has been at least 3 weeks long

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

When I started this challenge I had a plan to assemble a murder of crows, one bird at a time. As one last treat, I'm pleased to share with you the final, full composition. Thanks for tuning in to #Crowvember. See you next year!

[incredulous mugging youtuber thumbnail] Place of Honor?? Highly Esteemed Deeds?? Urban Exploration - Investigating The Giant Iron Spike Field

remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

happy american thanksgiving and canadian halloween to all

i dont think i ever posted this here. thing i made long ago just because

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

I ran out of characters trying to transcribe the alt text...

hurling my groundbreaking design doc for an epistolary VN titled You Are Jeffery Epstein into the garbage