Meet me in the bathroom real quick #ass #gay #booty

Music night 🖤

I know I sound like a broken record here but every Friday reminds me how everyone has a beautiful dick here, then Wednesday rolls back around and I am again reminded that everyone’s ass on here is divine. Fuck we’re all hot 🥰🥰

Not to brag or anything but I had 5 tarantulas molt this week including my sweet baby angel vanille

The horniness has been low this week, but this morning my #penis woke up and demanded, “Touch me, Andrew!”

Oops. I suddenly got hit by the #humpday horny. It’s incurable

We need a hairy penis thread 🫡

Going Ham! On the pasta salad #stoned

I got up early to make you breakfast #humpday #ass #gay #thiswastheonlyoneiliked🤣

We need a hairy penis thread 🫡

We need a hairy penis thread 🫡

Hola (derogatory)

I got up early to make you breakfast #humpday #ass #gay #thiswastheonlyoneiliked🤣

Typical 😘

Tempted to go to church so I can look at ripped Jesus on the cross while the pastor describes new sins I haven’t thought to indulge yet because I’m running out of ideas

Typical 😘

Cold shower plz

Some words of affirmation on this difficult day (a Monday) 💕

Aka: I'll give a shit when I'm dead

this meeting could’ve been a seance

Good morning bloomfies 🖤

I am the point at which two lines intersect

Good morning bloomfies 🖤

I need more of this this week 👌

Obsessed 😍

Oh fuck 🥵

Sometimes I worry about my humor landing cause I'm just so fucking weird

I think it's time to nut and pass out 👌

You wanna roughhouse in the water, bro?

These two always make stuff look so sexy! 😍

As much fun as we had visiting my parents, I could not be happier to be home, lounging on the couch with beau(who's been passed out since 6pm) catching up on love island 🥰

Memes from 2016 still relevant lol

The best way to travel #gayscuba #speedo

Gonna be a long summer

because i’m a decent person i will go back deep into the vault of your media tab to ❤️ your nudes

serene

You wanna roughhouse in the water, bro?

We saw you from across the lake and were wondering if you were into watersports 🫦

Not that where we live is better but at least in our town the racists are afraid to wear their maggat hats

Also to get myself out of this dystopian hellscape of red white and blue that is Wisconsin 🤣

We go back home today which sucks cause real life and no more lake, but I can't wait to sleep in my own bed 🤣

I'm so tired from waterskiing y'all 🥵 Have a good night and don't let the bastards get you down 😘

Lake side softie 😘 #softiesaturday #softie #gay

Look at those pasty thighs

I just saw an ULTRA MAGA sign 🤮

Lake side softie 😘 #softiesaturday #softie #gay

Sorry guys I'm just having a great day of watersports 💦💦💦

I'm so excited I'm about to get on waterskis for the first time in 10 years 🥰 We'll see if I can get up 🤣🤣🤣

Aeris met some sandhill cranes this morning 🖤 #huskydad #sandhillcrane

No Place for Home: A Pageant of Americana 📸 #photography