Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

Phlox genuinely becoming one of my fav flowers just by existing in spaces quietly

Wild phlox coming up after the rain this morning, in the old gravel dredge along the urban Colorado

Nobody fucking listens to me.

Finally, a boba place that understands what size a peach milk tea should be

Twin Peaks: A red traffic light at dusk.

I'll post new stuff tmrrw for mothers day but for now I'll share this one from 2023 again. 3 yrs ago.. that's crazy... (one of the few arts from then that I don't absolutely hate)

“There’s a deadly new pandemic” No, thank you

Everybody say “thank you, nana” to @kevinday.bsky.social for letting me yell at him instead of spamming the timeline with current fury

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

The average SecUnit makes 3 friends per day factoid is actualy just statistical error. average SecUnit makes 0 friends per year. SecUnit Georg, who lives on a transport & makes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

if you don’t have at least one elf that makes you ill in the brain why bother doing anything

The Onion does way more good with my subscription money than anything I've ever donated to a politician.

Day is saved yet again by another $20 cash tip

“Well the room is cheaper online” Yes but if you book a room at a 3-star hotel for less than $120, you’re booking 3rd party and I hate you also fuck you

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lrp nobody fuckin talk to me I’ve been waiting a century

:OOO Gotta say I'm loving this apparently increasing trend of older/complete shojo manga getting anime >o<

Discord being down really fucks me up because it is both my number one daily communication method and my number one daily procrastination method

I will absolutely gatekeep you out of the pearly writing gates if you use AI, if you use AI to write then you are not a writer, full stop. "But it's part of my process" no shut up you don't have a process, clicking a button on the plagiarism machine slurping up all the water is not a "process."

Leon Kennebee #lemonwerewolfart #leonkennedy

Angels.

I love that even if I ate the same thing every day for a week and a half sometimes taking my morning meds makes me violently ill and woozy

hate to become accustomed to his threadbare affections 🥲

𝖺̶𝗌̶𝗍̶𝗋̶𝖺̶ stella inclinant, non obligant #genshinimpact

How it feels when I'm at work and someone starts praising AI slop #RoseIRL

Thanks to your support on Wednesday, we were able to sponsor all of Jodie's emergency care! She’s now doing much better and settling into foster care, where we’ve learned her favorite place to rest is curled up in a warm pile of laundry. More pupdates on her progress to come ❤️‍🩹

A 2024 comic about cats(?) sticking out tongues #FFVII #FF7

黒うさぎのシンくん

Zayne - Lingering Lust💙 #Zayne #LoveandDeepspace

犬マヒ（⚠︎︎犬耳）湿気

A kiss for good luck 🧜

Genuinely frustrated I didn't think about this sooner, but let me send it along in case that's anyone else too

I see the light surrounding you, by virshiral Solas and Felassan get away to the former’s childhood home, where he retraces many steps and faces significant truths about the present. This fic made me cry. It’s incredible and unforgettable. Strongly recommend!!!!!!!!

I didn’t even get a phone interview for the 3rd shift IT job before getting a rejection email so we’re all gonna send bad vibes to the company now everyone get ready

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

Who could have imagined turning over campus instructional infrastructure to a private equity backed for-profit firm would have a downside? Not like this is the end of the semester with students studying for exams that start tomorrow. And all their course materials are inaccessible. 🤡

Anyone who has had their adult work (art, writing, etc) affected by corporations deeming you as "high risk" should fill this out. De-banking is larger than just /bank accounts/ it is anytime a company has purposefully kept you from making money with your work because it was adult. Leave a comment!

"crash out with your trash out" - bluesky in the month of may

I really hate this "don't pretend you don't know why" approach to NSFW moderation. No, man. You need to tell me fucking why. Even if you're not required to justify yourself, I need to know what the fucking rules are. None of this fascist, over comply, shrugfest for me, thanks.

マヒ主／どうして泣いてるんだ？ （⚠︎︎マヒ幼少期捏造）

iconic chizuru line.

#vgencomm for sunshinealoy

lrp: that's literally me all the time literally me