. Please stop . . . 💠 😠 💠

9 months ago, these were my thoughts.

Yes, it does.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

N E Fing

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N E Fing

The spread of viruses, like misinformation.

Every school needs a ballroom.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Leaders last night experienced what it feels like to be a student in school dealing with an active shooter. Unfortunately, the current occupant of the White House is delivering the wrong message from last night. We don't need a ballroom sales job. We need a determination to end gun violence.

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here's the other thing that happened yesterday: Donny Dumbfuck cut off negotiations with Iran because he said it was "too much work." so sorry to have it cut into your golf game, you lazy shit-bubble. it's all in today's post, thank you for your attention to it. link is here: bit.ly/3OKE5iE

here's Sunday's post: "perfectly normal stuff at the White House Correspondents Dinner" — just as our founders intended. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

Todd Blanche is the personification of the banality of evil.

Former Friend: "You should be ashamed of yourself, asking people for money for Covid bull$hit, don't you feel like a loser?". Me: "We don't have the luxury of time, so I can't let my pride get in the way, I'll knock on every virtual door on the planet if I have to."

The Onion giving us the news we need

If you ask me, Sen. Jon Ossoff is sounding more and more like a potential 2028 presidential candidate.

We’ve hit the “is he the antichrist?” Part of the news cycle

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Climate change and surface transport: achieving acceptable change in British car culture Cutting emissions in British surface transport is no longer a distant policy goal. It is an immediate necessity westenglandbylines.co.uk/opinion/clim...

A harebrained psychopath has control of the nuclear codes. It has to stop. Our country, our democracy, can't take another 33 months of what we've gone through over the last 15. We must stop it. Join the fight here: 👉 georgeconwayforcongress.com

Kamala Harris’s Easter message:

We could’ve had this intelligent supremely qualified leader in the White House instead of a dangerous psychopath. I’ll never regret voting for her.

I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead. I hope he's dead.

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

here's today's post: "who needs an April Fool when we have Preznit Fuckwit all year round?" — a day in the life of our Imbecile-in-Chief. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

New episode with @alivitali.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! 🌊

March. Impeach. Convict. #NoKings

✋ #PresidentPedoPutinPuppet

"If we can't exercise the duty and the power that Congress has been given by the Framers to remove the most corrupt administration in American history — the most vile administration, the president who has most violated his oath, and violated the law — then we don't have a Constitution."

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS

Brexit didn’t just change policy. It changed people. This book review by Prof Tim Bales explains how it unpacks the lasting impact on British politics. @eastangliabylines.co.uk @timbale.bsky.social

`Assistance and Education. @lion-mane101.bsky.social @lorrainemontez.bsky.social @uglywebsites.bsky.social @garys79.bsky.social @dipriya.bsky.social @petertatchell.bsky.social @mary1kathy.bsky.social @cdb666.bsky.social @sigmanphi.bsky.social @dee4ever.bsky.social @bluearmytruth.bsky.social

John Fetterman has to be one of the 2 or 3 most disappointing people of all time.

Barack Obama pays tribute to Robert Mueller, calling him one of the finest FBI directors in history and honoring his unwavering commitment to the rule of law

Because the president of the United States is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. It's just that simple.