Me, looking around for who the fuck asked Elon what he thought about Christopher Nolan, casting, Lupita, diverse characters or (checks notes) integrity....

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I just need to know if they found the Epstein files.

Florida voters and anyone who knows a Florida voter: let's fucking go. (Receipts: www.ms.now/news/trump-i...)

lol our society is allergic to holding powerful men accountable

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www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01... Bovino's gotta get back to Oz. He's going to need to dance for a little girl that's dropping a house.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Is this an option? How do I get this started?

The actual story is that a family of American citizens trying to evacuate from a neighborhood that ICE had made unsafe, and then ICE tossed munitions into the car, causing three kids to be hospitalized and a six month old to stop breathing. DHS called the family “radical agitators”

I guess Congress paseing this legislation was vitally important as [checks notes] federal agents terrorize people in the streets, our military commits war crimes, DEA kidnaps leaders in other countries, strip away people's rights, raid journalists homes, and our democracy burns to the ground.

Me, in the kitchen aggressively slicing potatoes. Kris said "you good in there? Don't banjo angry." Me: "it's a mandolin." Him "potayto, po-tah-to" Like he's waited his whole life for that joke. I married the right man.

MAGA entered last year under the rather childish delusion that they were going to radicalize, and nobody was going to radicalize back. In DC, Portland, LA, Chicago, and Minneapolis, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE

Dear Greenland: For what it's worth, most Americans are mortified over the embarrassing antics of the Trump admin regarding your autonomy. We think it's fucking weird behavior, too. Greenland is for Greenlanders.

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

Is it Monday? I'm so confused.

My husband just marked Bella like an Uruk-hai with the White Hand of Sauruman. *Disclaimer: she was not an elf once, taken by the dark power, tortured and mutilated. She's just a good girl with flour on her face.

Came to #FiveGuys to pick up dinner tonight. 3 cheeseburgers, 3 regular fries, one shake plus tip.... $83 But they were playing Queens Radio GaGa when we came in and threw some extra fries in our bag so it's cool.

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Do managers ask men to "Lean in" on projects? Do they use that phrasing, Lean in? Or is that just a gendered phrase that tells women to shut up, not complain and do what they're told?

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣

Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.

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I love it when @aliciamenendez.bsky.social has just had enough. You can tell she's barely containing screams of frustration and she is all of us.

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Don't be like this asshole.

Thought of @sinclairinat0r.com when I saw this today Blame @blowdart.me if it bothers you. It's all his fault anyway. www.instagram.com/reel/DMIJxcu...

Can @aliciamenendez.bsky.social just have her own weeknight show already? Please? I've been really good this year and Christmas is coming.

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Just had a panicked moment because Steve Kornacki want on MSNBC. Don't worry though, I found Map Daddy over on NBC News.

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Bella strikes again. Moose probably helped.

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Spkr Johnson at press conf His Biden accusations legit sounded like Trump. Mental status cover up People lead him around, gave him scripts, told him where to stand Pardoned violent criminals & turned them loose on streets Had unelected unaccountable faceless people making decisions for the country

I'll just leave this evidence here

Keys and I are both sitting in the living room, eating popcorn. Both dogs are sitting in front of one of us, waiting for popcorn treats. Any guess which one of us that would be? Who is the one most likely to give people treats to our dogs, essentially teaching them to beg?

i know someone stole a bunch of gems of major historical and cultural significance from the louvre, and i have to ask: has anyone checked the british museum yet?

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

I have no measles immunity. I've had several booster shots but blood tests indicate no resistance. I depend on herd immunity for protection. I depend on the sanity of strangers to not get measles. Please, please, get immunized. Stay immunized.

Some excellent shaming journalism from the Post. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

www.instagram.com/reel/DOv5lQF... I literally laughed at this until I had tears in my eyes. OMG it's just hilarious!

What are in the Epstein files that is worth keeping the government shutdown?

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Hell yeah! Generic version of mifepristone approved www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/h...

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