Yeah, I fully expected the survivors would have been machine gunned in the water.

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, you need to do something about these ISP goons attacking protesters like @katmabu.bsky.social.

Mamdani is very, very, good at this whole politics thing.

A little surprised that security didn't tackle the questioner.

Is that turkey refrigerated? That was a very awkward segment.

Double booked all day

And if after seeing how they act you still want to get a job with ICE, please launch yourself into the sun.

After 15 innings, our long national nightmare is over.

Holy shit, Skubal throwing 101, 6 innings and 77 pitches in.

Someone PLEASE ask this walking dunce cap to explain his math.

She's from Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Puyallup

On a related note: Autoclaves

A great way to turn the temp down here as @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com and @aaron.bsky.team want would be to stop communicating site policies and practices with individual users or on their timelines and hire a comms person who is a professional communicator to do all the front facing interaction.

This is all part and parcel of Vought's plan to terrorize federal employees.

Hey, @jay.bsky.team. As a disabled person, it's disheartening to see one of the foundational pushers of alt text, a Black STEM voice, a queer advocate, and a huge voice for the disabled community gone over a poor taste joke. Having Link here is good for so many people. Please reconsider?

Absolutely. Makes me regret buying the t-shirt.

Is the skill being a punchable, whiny little shit?

They can't say that because they won't.

I don't know how Travis Decker died, but I can only hope it was slow and excruciatingly painful.

Was the effect him getting maced?

TRIDENTS UP! Way to go Mariners!🔱

Don't forget the family physicians!

I hope that's true, but Dem leadership is so incompetent it feels like it'll be a coin toss at best.

Not to worry! At this very moment, Chuck Schumer is consulting with the Baileys!

Waiting for @jay.bsky.team to ban @nypost.com to keep us safe for this violation of the community standards - or does slandering trans people in a way likely to result in violence against trans people not count?

Just the One Seagull

@jay.bsky.team how do you feel about willful disinformation on your platform? disinformation meant to encourage hatred of trans people and stochastic terrorism?

Because Rubio has his lips firmly planted on Trump's ass.

And nothing of value was lost.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/e... The investigation will conclde that Trump is the bestest, most manly President ever and he created eleventy-million jobs last week alone.

Reminder that this dipstick said on TV that Trump was in better shape than him.

I'm sure there won't be any fan videos available...

Stephen Miller is in fact a vampire and is keeping Trump alive through occult means.

Remember 5 years ago when Trump was whisked off to Walter Reed, for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

Chuck Schumer's policies are guided by his imaginary friends. Seriously. youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q

Seems to me that any presidentially declared "state of emergency" should require approval by 2/3 majority of both houses of Congress within 30 days or be declared void.

Or when a lung tumor eats its way into your pulmonary artery and you drown in your own blood.

Re-upping this for the afternoon:

Well JD, Japan and Germany surrendered unconditionally after geting the shit kicked out of them. Maybe crack open a history book that didn't come from Prager U.

Had patient years ago who would demand cigarettes while in the hospital because "tobacco is sacred" to Native Americans. I told him "yes, but not Marlboros".

I suppose we could kick start Civil War II by having CA, NY, MA, and WA send their National Guard troops to oppose the fascists.

The WNBA doesn't have a "sex toy problem," It has a problem with creepy men.

All day every day.

20 minutes past when waves should have hit the northern islands and no emergency Management agency has sent at updates.

I have a hunch that the courts will afford thin-skinned Nazis more protection than abortion clinic staff and patients.

If you haven't watched his autocomplete interview, please do so. The man is a golden retriever in human form.

Dear hospitalist, if a patient is taking Adderall, their UDS will be positive for amphetamines so you don't need to badger them about meth use. PS: how did you make it through medical school and residency?