I highly doubt this'll get even 10 likes but we'll see some questions may get two answers because even though im bi/pan, I treat sexuals scenarios with women differently than with men

i have 300 bucks somebody gimme head pls 🫦

the only reason im not screaming pissing shitting and cumming about the new Mega Man game is because im eepy

just had a halal meat-lovers pizza from a new place that opened up right next to me very good shit

I am brimming with holiday spirit

see this is why I play DBZ Dokkan Battle literally the only good mobile game ever

I highly doubt this'll get even 10 likes but we'll see some questions may get two answers because even though im bi/pan, I treat sexuals scenarios with women differently than with men

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very massive cock And if you ever rode it You would go into shock All of the other reindeer Wanted to get their throats fucked Rudolph could not quite keep up Too bad his endurance sucked Then one horny Christmas Eve Santa came... ...that's it, that's the end

I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona

PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS!! i'm still a long way away from my goal, and currently at $3508/$9000. i only have about 6 weeks until my full payment is due for my surgery. please boost if you can't donate! i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria #transcrowdfund #mutualaid #trans #gofundme

ALSO, fuck the dmv

yeah, that fits

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

why the fuck do people like feet

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

dude I swear my Uber driver just poisoned me i wish I was lying

you ever cum and youre just like "man that felt better than last time... what did I do differently?" and you never find out

people really be fucking testing my god damn patience at work only gonna get worse from here

can somebody knock all my teeth out in a single punch so I can just wear dentures for the rest of my life? my teeth are waaaayy past the point of no return and it'll cost tens of thousands of dollars (that I dont have) to fix them

the need to breed is very strong

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

POV: the guy from Creed is 6 #creed

today, Shiloh is 4 years old he is receiving more-than-average cuddles and affection :3

imagine having a femboy father im grounded? you moan like a girl when dad fucks you. I aint getting grounded by a fucking bottom

why the fuck are trans people so pretty

Today is the only day you can repost this

I dont want to go back to posting political shit on this account but tonight is a night of hope; both in my home state of New Jersey, and for my neighbors in New York City. Man, it feels good to win. Horny-posting shall resume as usual.

happy spookmas

god fucking damn it i lost my wallet

so i finally lost my spirit halloween virginity it was a fun place, aside from all the screaming children

dude I need a cute smooth twink in a miad dress to absolutely demolish rn

when was somebody gonna tell me Ace Frehley died ☹️ time to cry all night, I guess

chat do I buy an arcade cabinet for $500

fuck columbus

Like the legend of the penis

eating and huffing ass is rancid, actually

new Saint Motel lets fucking gooooooo

man im really fucking sick of small artists barging into MY dms to ask if I could commission THEM

really wanna go down on a woman rn

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

I need more spooky songs, Halloween related or not