No offense meant towards OP rly but have we not all had enough of engaging with the discourse sludge produced by right wing apes as if it’s anything other than a sneering mockery of language’s ability to convey meaning?

Pretty baffled when I encounter discourse about the state of Dungeons and Dragons online. Surprising amount of anger about a product/format that is effectively free thanks to rampant piracy, and of which most problems can literally be solved with one’s imagination.

Conservatives love to say shit like “you have no idea the fury you have unleashed” before unsuccessfully trying to get jimmy kimmel taken off the air again and unsuccessfully trying to bring a fraudulent criminal prosecution against james comey again

The lethargic way she performs this ritual is pretty good. “Oh, uh, you know, you guys say he’s bad for the country, and stuff, I think.” She’s practically yawning as she says it! Talk about a vibe shift.

Update:

This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

I’ve already forgotten it and so will almost everybody within 72 hours. I’d wager that the average low propensity dunce, the sort who swung the election to Trump on 2024, already believes it was a “false flag,” if they’ve even heard about it at all.

Alex Jones struggling to pronounce Eric Wareheim’s name like in the Tim and Eric are Running for President sketch has added ten years to my life.

Wake me when one of these heartfelt right wing confessions is accompanied by anything resembling penance.

George Washington intentionally provoked the Seven Years War by acting with unreasonable agression before the Fort Necessity fiasco because he thought a war with France would help advance him by getting him a commission in the British army.

Elden Ring’s “Shadow of the Erdtree” DLC is provoking an unusually strong emotional reactions from me. The awful tragedies and failures that are the bread and butter of Soulsborne storytelling hitting extra hard. Not sure if it’s design, my being more experienced w their style, or the story per se.

Oh look. Podcast Ape is doing his semiweekly performance of ambivalence where all of this awful stuff he supported is someone else’s fault 🥱🥱🥱🥱. No doubt later in the clip he explains how Kamala would have been worse due to trans “illegals” voting etc.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

Unlike a lot of people, I have no real problem hating to the core of my being his supporters and those who, not simply through moral failing but a lack of cultivation, did not see in him the capacity for this. It is a contemptuous weakness we have sheltered like a flame and let devour our society.

He is so rude

Iranian hacker showing novice the ropes at laptop with fbi login page in front of him: ok…… “p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d.” We do that first to check for any additional- oh you have got to be kidding me”

Jerry: Dates a woman who, to his disgust, removes the tags from the back of her tshirts George: Escalating feud with vietnamese restaurant owner Eleaine: tries impressing peterman by offering him jewelery that she doesnt know was stolen in a major heist 2 weeks ago Kramer and Newman:

There is at least one truly all-timer genre novel that’s largely about teens (“Wizard and Glass”), but it’s oriented towards grownups (and yes it’s still very much middlebrow etc but that’s not a bad thing per se).

Cheever short stories be like “My name is Franklin Arbuckle Wasp and I have always felt that my brother Googoo views me as a great disappointment.”

Proud of these poll respondents for being honest with themselves about who Ron Swanson would vote for but Hannibal Lecter is way off. He’d never support such a boor — despite Trump’s claim that Hannibal Lecter went on TV and said “I love Donald Trump” (he actually said this, wtf did he mean)

Whatever, man, blah blah blah

I earnestly believe without hyperbole that this was one of the best "dunks" ever delivered on twitter.

Bunch of right wing guys on twitter probably think this means the war will only hurt people who like marvel movies with black and gay characters

“Anna,” the pseudonymous right wing influencer woman who is the focus of this article’s opening, cones close to insight when she calls herself “frivolous with ideas,” but she’s frivolous in the way Tom and Daisy Buchanan were. Idk if that’s fixable.

Whoops! That was fast! You will not find any useful information about the trump coalition by subjecting yourself to the swill produced by its most reactive and amoral media personalities!

No one should believe any of the sporadic outbursts from people like this or natural slaves like Joe Rogan indicate anything meaningful. Give him a week, give him two days, he’ll be back to ragebaiting you full time

Reading about Anthropic shit today:

Sighing and making that white mushroom looking symbol from anime float out of my mouth

To make good art you need to be human.

Conspiracies can be real, but no actually existing conspiracy theorist has an edge on discovering them. They are only ever right by coincidence, because they are all afflicted with a form of false consciousness best summarized as “tv and movies are real.”

You have to be a special kind of oaf pig to sneer that a piece of evidence that something is authentic [idiosyncratically capitalized nouns in early modern english] is clear proof of inauthenticity based on knowledge which you do not possess.

The original 1976 staging of Pacific Overtures, which you can find on YouTube, because:

Lmfao not to boast but I got slightly more peak viewers than this when I did a livestream Q&A on my youtube channel where I made amateur audiobooks of A Song of Ice and Fire

I am a Disney Adult for the Dr. Bronner’s brand and try to he a practitioner of the All one Moral ABC everyday.

Reading "Titus Groan" and it's magnificent. Wish it was public domain in the US, because I think I could make a real barnburner of an audiobooks of it. BTW if you're a channel subscriber: I've been coughing and congested these last couple weeks. New chapters to come soon!

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

THE MEME IS REAL

not true

Oh fuck off with this ASOIAF ass name. Some disgraced Riverlands second son name.

MAGA is fawning over Erika Kirk right now, but there's no way she can keep Charlie's audience. His bread and butter was sexualized humiliation of college girls — more "Girls Gone Wild" than doing politics the "right way." His followers won't hear it from a woman. www.salon.com/2025/09/24/d...

"God put them on this Earth to love, and be loved."

Why does Dreher piss me off more than almost any other right-wing pundit despite being this much of a schlemiel? His wicked cruelty, bigotry, and monstrous hypocrisy he shares with his fellow travellers so that's not the answer.

1. The Shining [Kubrick] 2. Carrie [1975] 3. Creepshow I also want to take the opportunity to shout out the 2-part 2010s IT adaptation for being complete DOGSHIT and frankly a disgrace