Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Being honest and vulnerable is exhausting. I’m going back to being evil for my own mental health.

me: what if I make disruptive and irrational changes in my life, just because me: *eats a protein* me: on second thought,

what sins has mat barzal committed to be treated like this sksksks

sir, the male loneliness epidemic has hit the second tower

oh… this feels like they’re trying to lay ground to close the BIA and end the buy back programs + protected areas

i have all of these hockey posts planned- including a 3 part fashion one- but The Horrors™️ have overtaken me. I can’t glance at a screen without feeling the physical stress of everything going on right now

what's so funny about hockey players being conservative is that they continue to get their asses handed to them in almost every labor action throughout the history of the sport. them laissez faire economics stay beating their ass sksksksks

connor mcdavid getting suspended for 3 games is the only thing that's made me laugh today... thank you dops ? ? ?

I don’t mean to be rude but what exactly is this trying to posit? Also the race “interlude” is lowkey kinda crazy lmao

it’s like every day israel tries to find new war crimes to commit

Quarrel over a Lost Game, by Gillis van Tilborgh the Younger, mid 17th c, 📸 via @SpokedZ

I set a standing to-do item that’s just to reply to texts once a week and I don’t think I’ve ever texted this much in one day before in my life. Turns out I am so much worse at getting back to people than I thought lmao

the edmonton oilification of connor bedard

by popular demand they're adding an eighth deadly sin: churlishness

about 10 years ago (maybe??) I saw a video of a girl dancing salsa and doing the most seamless transition and adaption to each of her parters styles I’ve ever seen and I literally think about it every time I listen to salsa music

girl you’re shocked???

my friends fuckass boyfriend is making her cry today… i need to put a curse on him at this point

Battaglia di San Romano, by Paolo Uccello, 1436-40, 📸 by @big_laur

My resolution this year (and every year) is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

do you guys think chance the rapper is aware of how much he accidentally changed the hockey lexicon?

lmao y’all I got fitted for my very first bowling ball today. Who would have thought a random game with a bunch of super Chicagoan old heads would lead to this

I've been told you're interested in watching Aaron Rodgers get sacked in his own end zone.

bro???

lmaoo I’ve been fighting demons because I want to go back on Twitter sooooo bad to get an update on a messy-ish HT couple that had me clutching my pearls like the scandalized señora I was always meant to be

okay so like do we think that the hawks-sabres game tonight is the hockey edition of last night’s bears-seahawks game ?

i think that like 25% of the reason he can get away with stuff is because he’s still old man fine

at exactly midnight, The Feed converges into perfect balance. hornyposters. people neglecting their partners to blood feud with a stranger. folks who smoked the exact right amount of weed to post nonsense revealed as prophetic in retrospect. all dance in harmony. the universe smiles.

A 6-3 game. The Seahawks and the Bears need to be divinely punished for this.

i’d forgotten that this is the time of year Canadians get really really weird and intense about teenage hockey boys

this is like the 5th “little treat” I’ve give myself in the past 2 weeks lmao

love going out to eat by myself once I a while but as a certified bag lady I always struggle to figure out how i’m gonna go pee without them thinking i’m going to ditch lmao

The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94

I think there should be a Beyonce Christmas special every year actually

I am back writing about #hockey um Garden Thoughts. Read my Official Gift Guide for the Hockey Lovers in your life 🫡🤩 open.substack.com/pub/thegarde...

we gotta put a moratorium on being a chicago sports fan at this point lmaooo

had a brutal cold last week and then last night I barfed so hard I gave myself a nosebleed lmao

going back on twitter just to cuss somebody out

commentating the always excellent 300 section chicken tenders at the UC and the first in person Bulls’ win I’ve seen as an adult….

planning a trip to Winnipeg for the conference as a “little treat” to myself is not the most insane hockey related thing I’ve done, but it’s up there for sure

I have been laughing about this for 5 minutes and I don’t even know why sksksk

well... i think i learned something new about myself today

"Jacob Trouba, Duck" has been said so many times before but never in this way

the jacob trouba x Disney “pop art” collab is going to be the stuff of my nightmares

what’s crazy is that the NHLPA only voted *this* year to form a CTE advisory committee and Gary Bettman is still denying the connection. Meanwhile, the NFL finished implementing guardian caps for practice this year. There’s going to be like a 10yr gap in policy implementation at this rate, jesus

love the defector, love being able to see links to people’s writing again, and I love the comment section talking about their own fowl feining felines

6 hours under martial law: a drunk scene report from Seoul www.theverge.com/24312920/mar...

Live life in a way that when you die early, a bunch of people don’t react by saying that you deserved it.