Um coelho no joelho A bee on a knee

My whole brian is broken today jfc

@jotomami.bsky.social literally pulled me out of bed this morning to force me to go to the gym 😫

Medically in need of an overpriced espresso martini

Ok but being born in January is lowkey fucked up like I have to come up with another gift idea?!

How am I STILL sick 😖

Sicknapped earlier today so ofc I’m now awake at 2:30am 🙃

So sick but mostly sad that it means I have to reschedule my tattoo appointment 😫😫😫

Empty locker room = obnoxious selfie time

No offense but damn diva

Where do people in DC get their tattoos?

So happy to be home right now 🇧🇷 So exited to be home with bfs soon 💕

It must be sad to not be Brazilian

I won slut chicken bc I was the last bf to delete cock today

Love when Jamie decides to play around with his camera while I’m drying off 😌🍑

Drunk off idk how many of the best cocktails of my life in São Paulo 🤭

I’m a slut for a tasting menu

Good morning from Rio ☀️

I don’t actually care that much mas sou mineiro and I’m in a Flamengo bar in Rio while they’re losing to Atlético Mineiro and I feel like I’m in danger girl.

No my husband is just a dummy who can’t find things in a bag…

O meu São Paulo, where the uber ride to the airport is longer than the flight we are about to take.

I highly suggest a towel warmer for these cold mornings 🥰

Fall coat weather 🫰🏼

Halloweeeeen babyyy! 🎃🧛🏼‍♂️👻 w/ @discomami.bsky.social @jotomami.bsky.social @saderbrioli.bsky.social 🥰

hey siri how do I leave my house without spending money??

Gay as in whoever sits next to me next is getting kissessss

beijão de quatro

Doechii asked if we brought our boyfriends but I only brought my husband 😔

Let’s go skinny dipping

Holy shit the Lorde concert was INCREDIBLE

Unfortunately I was designed to experience no discomfort in this world whatsoever so pls stop

Going to The Eagle in a tuxedo because I can have it all.

The most obnoxious thing about me is that my friends know that I’m basically unavailable during gala season

National Gallery of Arts Nights: Back to School last night ☺️

In the mood to romanticize life a little bit

I just watched the first season of Good Boys and wow I was not prepared to UGLY weep like that jfc.

Hiii

👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

My husband and my boyfriends are so cute wowowow 😍

Actually made it to the gym this morning and @aussie-himbo.bsky.social wasn’t there waiting for me 😤

Happy Birthday to the Hump of my Life! @saderbrioli.bsky.social

My love @jotomami.bsky.social 💕

picture it: four dicks flopping up and down while a live a capella rendition of joyride by kesha plays in the background

Hoping to lose 43 lbs in the next 90 minutes 🤞🏽

I think I might get myself a new tattoo for my birthday 🤔

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I miss my boyfriends 😩

Asked @saderbrioli.bsky.social to top off my afternoon Celsius glass aaaand

New Jersey is part of the International Latina Belt.