Let’s go skinny dipping

Holy shit the Lorde concert was INCREDIBLE

Unfortunately I was designed to experience no discomfort in this world whatsoever so pls stop

Going to The Eagle in a tuxedo because I can have it all.

The most obnoxious thing about me is that my friends know that I’m basically unavailable during gala season

National Gallery of Arts Nights: Back to School last night ☺️

In the mood to romanticize life a little bit

I just watched the first season of Good Boys and wow I was not prepared to UGLY weep like that jfc.

Hiii

👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

My husband and my boyfriends are so cute wowowow 😍

Actually made it to the gym this morning and @aussie-himbo.bsky.social wasn’t there waiting for me 😤

Happy Birthday to the Hump of my Life! @saderbrioli.bsky.social

My love @jotomami.bsky.social 💕

picture it: four dicks flopping up and down while a live a capella rendition of joyride by kesha plays in the background

Hoping to lose 43 lbs in the next 90 minutes 🤞🏽

I think I might get myself a new tattoo for my birthday 🤔

🩲

I miss my boyfriends 😩

Asked @saderbrioli.bsky.social to top off my afternoon Celsius glass aaaand

New Jersey is part of the International Latina Belt.

Work from home really means working on tan lines ☀️

This feels quite appropriate for hump day!

I have very handsome friends 😍

I simply do not believe in being sober in the sky.

No homo but I’m excited to be home with my husband tomorrow

🌻

Ok but the worst part about getting little gifts for people is having to not spoil it!!

Wait am I just unironically a fan of Katseye??

CDMX Pride with @jotomami.bsky.social

Mexico City Pride Night 1 here we gooo (@jotomami.bsky.social)

I feel sexiest in a brief cut 🙂‍↕️

it's not libbing out if he's a member of DSA

A solid weekend 💕

“A polycule that wears deodorant, work” - Bosco

Body boba tea (chunky)

Is ‘need to do the wobble in a 2010 basement one last time’ a mood?

It’s homophobic when my phone autocorrects ‘tea’ to ‘yea’

That pride party was… so bad.

He/they as in only stands to pee when they cross streams with their boyfriend

Unfortunately I can have it all

Already tired and I have to be gay tonight.

I hate my body but thank god I’m not ugly

Is Wednesday too soon to post about missing my perfect MDW already? 😩

📍oombf’s place 🤭

Muuuuch needed trip for MDW 🫰🏼🥰 w/ @discomami.bsky.social, @jotomami.bsky.social, and @saderbrioli.bsky.social

viernes de verga

Paint me like one of your French girls you fucking coward

Every time we borrow a car I’m reminded how much I don’t want to have a car in the city.

Flagged on IG once again