Put these on just to play some Hades II

Being gay is so weird bc I don’t remember everyone I’ve slept with but somehow Instagram suggestions does even when we have zero mutuals????

Hump day with @jotomami.bsky.social brought to you by Portuguese beach day

Bought myself flowers bc I’ve had a stomach bug for two days but have been sooo brave

Today has been a real Monday Monday.

Ok but there is just something about a tan that makes me actually want to go to the gym

Being demure by posting a picture of 5 people and saying “I would” instead of “I have and would again”

Thighsdayyy

Ask your friends to send hole

Idk the Oscars but I’m voting for everyone Brazilian

💋

Gay marriage is ultimately a contract with someone to shave your back forever

Okay well wait a minute king 👀😍

I just think that Darlene MITCHELL #dragrace

Wednesday drinks with my boyfraaaanz

if you’re single tbh it’s probably your fault because I’m insufferable and boo’d up

With my valentine @jotomami.bsky.social 💕

Happy Valentine’s Day bloomfies from @saderbrioli.bsky.social and I 🥰

Having a great dick day and fighting the temptation to send pics to everyone in my phone 😫

Every gay must use their signature heart emoji react color 💚

Um coelho no joelho A bee on a knee

My whole brian is broken today jfc

@jotomami.bsky.social literally pulled me out of bed this morning to force me to go to the gym 😫

Medically in need of an overpriced espresso martini

Ok but being born in January is lowkey fucked up like I have to come up with another gift idea?!

How am I STILL sick 😖

Sicknapped earlier today so ofc I’m now awake at 2:30am 🙃

So sick but mostly sad that it means I have to reschedule my tattoo appointment 😫😫😫

Empty locker room = obnoxious selfie time

No offense but damn diva

Where do people in DC get their tattoos?

So happy to be home right now 🇧🇷 So exited to be home with bfs soon 💕

It must be sad to not be Brazilian

I won slut chicken bc I was the last bf to delete cock today

Love when Jamie decides to play around with his camera while I’m drying off 😌🍑

Drunk off idk how many of the best cocktails of my life in São Paulo 🤭

I’m a slut for a tasting menu

Good morning from Rio ☀️

I don’t actually care that much mas sou mineiro and I’m in a Flamengo bar in Rio while they’re losing to Atlético Mineiro and I feel like I’m in danger girl.

No my husband is just a dummy who can’t find things in a bag…

O meu São Paulo, where the uber ride to the airport is longer than the flight we are about to take.

I highly suggest a towel warmer for these cold mornings 🥰

Fall coat weather 🫰🏼

Halloweeeeen babyyy! 🎃🧛🏼‍♂️👻 w/ @discomami.bsky.social @jotomami.bsky.social @saderbrioli.bsky.social 🥰

hey siri how do I leave my house without spending money??

Gay as in whoever sits next to me next is getting kissessss

beijão de quatro

Doechii asked if we brought our boyfriends but I only brought my husband 😔