obligatory hump day pic 😌

I don’t even like t***** s**** but like, seeing some of the lyrics from this album…. girly…….. what the fuck is going on here lmao

just typed a whole caption about how excited I am to eat thai food and then remembered that I ordered a fucking sandwich 😇

👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

New vanity and mirror means new pics!

the concept of liking or being fulfilled by your job is so incredibly foreign to me

*furiously buys 12 foot red wig*

😌

day 1 of hangover: anxiety day 2 of hangover: h****

Thank you to DC for putting John Cena in briefs on my screen over and over again

😵‍💫

picture it: four dicks flopping up and down while a live a capella rendition of joyride by kesha plays in the background

Superman was SO GOOD!!!!!

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

Exclusive: For Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, friends created a book of bawdy letters. One was from Donald Trump.

happy hump day from my booty to yours 🥰

Who wants to model for me so I can build a current portfolio and finally quit my soul crushing job to be a photographer

I need to find a new job SOOOO badly oh my GOD

Wishing I was by the pool and not sick on the couch 😵‍💫

Cindy, my pussy’s leaking!

‼️ What a WOMANNNN ‼️

Officially work from roof season

BLUESKY IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want SEX. See my pussy. 𝙲̲𝙻̲𝙸̲𝙲̲𝙺̲ ̲𝙷̲𝙴̲𝚁̲𝙴̲

our lil sun kitty!!! 🥹😭

“I asked chat GPT to-” girl shut the fuck up

oh NO I’m drunk send nudes!!!!!

Dance, dine, have a fiesta! Your old lip gloss? Hasta la vista!

My top 4: (I think?)

“Pro-life”

this daredevil finale is WIIIILD!!!

BBC’s new reporter

When did you know?

Four gays sitting in a living room comparing silverware!!!

🥹

good morning

Adele stuns in new photo

Purely coincidental, Reuters won a Pulitzer Prize for this investigation into Elon Musk: www.reuters.com/investigates...

the obligatory pantsless newlywed photos 🥂🫰🏻 @claudihoenn.bsky.social

husbands!! 🥹🫰🏻 @claudihoenn.bsky.social

wow look at my husbands ass 😮‍💨

When Henry Cavill orders a new mattress and I’m his delivery person

When will these men realize that there are other ways to show off their dick than getting bricked up in a spandex Spider-Man suit!!

oh!

just remembered something embarrassing from grade school

gooner eyes, goonerize, goon arise

me watching my bloomfs flirt each other under a skeet

two pics with my (sweaty) other half 💖

Omggg I can’t wait for this to happen in part 2

but also the photo that @claudihoenn.bsky.social took of me after I proposed ☺️🫰🏻

Excited to train the algorithm to only show me cats and boys 🤪