Bewbs

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

Is the Yuletide…you know…

Nothing pisses me off more than a mutli-billion dollar corporation asking me if I’d like to donate to offset my carbon emissions. You fucking do it you greedy bitch

Romeo and Juliet had nothing on them

The fact that someone told me my ex went to jail AGAIN💀

My birthday dinner last night. Prepared by me👨🏻‍🍳

Remember when MAGA was clutching their pearls and reporting people to HR for social media posts about CK? But they’ll pretend this is no big deal

So many hot guys in the gym today😵‍💫

I chose to learn Portuguese instead of Spanish in high school because that’s what my family speaks. 15 years later and I only ever speak Portuguese to flirt with hot Brazilian men🇧🇷

She wants our sympathy now that the firehose is directed at her. A republican tale as old as time

He still thinks applying for asylum is synonymous with mental asylums

It’s giving Tuesday💅🏼

Between surgery, a family trip, living through a remodel, and Thanksgiving, had to take a month off from the gym and finally got back to it today. I haven’t lost much strength but damn did my endurance take a hit💀

I’m getting good with Jigglypuff in smash as one of my mains and my boyfriend is soooo annoyed I’m beating him with a “shitty” character

I’ve never seen a drier, more unseasoned meal in my life

They’re arresting white European spouses of American citizens who are here legally. That’s how you know how bad it is

This week should be universal WFH week because ain’t no one getting shit done anywhere unless you’re a TSA agent

Green bean casserole being slam dunked into the garbage

This year has been tough for me. As someone who likes sticking to a routine, there have been so many unexpected changes and deviations from normal that have really thrown me off. I hope I can get back into a groove soon

Someone explain why the clothing and department stores in Mexico have better options for lower prices. Everything is just objectively worse in the US

Public trials, congressional hearings, drop the fucking hammer on these freaks and everyone enabling them the instant a Dem is sworn in.

They’re finally starting to understand that unless you’re a pedo billionaire, he was NEVER on your side

I’ve been furloughed since the start of the shutdown. It’s been weird having so much free time but I’ve been utilizing it well. Also annoying to not get paid, but I’m lucky to have a side job that’s bringing in some income. A lot of people I know aren’t that fortunate

If Republicans are blamed for ruining Thanksgiving it’ll be political suicide for them

Demi ditched the they/them pronouns and her ability to serve was restored

500% less. I struggled through Algebra II, but I'm pretty sure they're not going to be giving me my prescriptions and paying me four times what they cost. He lies without even attempting to make sense at this point.

it’s honestly impossible for me to respect any Trump supporters. if you are proud of this man leading our country, I cannot respect you on any level. the lack of class, intelligence, or taste is just stunning. pure trash

Who’s going on the Atlantis cruise in February?👀 boyfriend and I are going for the first time

Turns out that selling furniture on Facebook marketplace is a great way to practice one’s Spanish😂

I’m at the hate America rally. I’m at the Antifa march. I’m at the combination hate America/antifa/pro-Hamas/marxism protest

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files. She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

Tens of millions of people voted for this brain-rotted freak

Kimmel’s defiant return highlights one of the most disturbing dynamics of Trump II, that so many people in positions of leadership are chickenshit frauds who would rather fold in advance than put up anything resembling a fight www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

Me when someone mentions Baba Vanga or stories of near-death experiences

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Douching before the rapture so I can go to afterlife ready 🙏🏾

These are the people running our government

How long until we start hearing about how people who make remarks inconvenient to the regime are falling out of windows?

I think it’s time to delete Facebook

Can someone explain to me why bodybuilding influencers are trying to convince us that eating hard boiled eggs and steak off a cutting board like a Neanderthal is an enlightened way to live

If Trump wasn't in the Epstein files, Kash Patel would be happy to say so plainly. His evasiveness says plenty.

My boyfriend’s family told me this weekend that my Spanish has improved leaps and bounds compared to when I first met them. And that was so validating😌

Last week was a chilling reminder that a lot of the “nice” white girls we went to high school with would watch us get hauled off to an internment camp without blinking twice

At least I won’t look like *that*

When Nancy Mace thought the killer was trans, she wanted them dead. Now that she knows the killer is white, straight, and a Trump supporter, she just wants harmless prayers.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.