Hantavirus and Ebola lip syncing for the crown on Corona vs The World like

Everyone but that one man🙄

Renaming my dick Karol G so big booty Latino bottoms flock to it

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

In what should be a happy time in my life, I’m being forced to yet again confront a complex relationship dynamic with certain family members who refuse to express support because doing so would be “condoning sin”. Fuck the evangelical church

Got engaged over the weekend💍🥰 @wakeenj.bsky.social

On election night in 2024 as the results came in I remember quietly thinking to myself, yeah it’s all downhill from here. There’s no coming back from this level of self-destruction. Sad to see that that’s panning out in real time

Not Bonnie Tyler hospitalized in the ICU😢 the universe is hell bent on taking everyone but that man!

I’m nowhere near a medical expert but based on a few internet searches is seems like the hantavirus is much less transmissible than COVID. I can’t help but feel like this is being overhyped for views and clicks😐

Can someone host a speed dating event for single gays that whine about open relationships? I’m tired of hearing yall complain.

I’ve been doing good with cutting back unnecessary expenses this month so I can start saving again, and sure enough my car overheard and said how about an unplanned $1000 maintenance bill🙃

Felt cute🧍🏻‍♂️

I really think playing gay porn on the TVs at gay bars will solve the straight takeover issue. Bisexuals & lesbians will just ignore it, the straight hags that are down to party with gays won’t mind, & it will definitely scare off the bachelorette parties/straight girls bringing their boyfriends

Trying to stay in shape while working full-time, cooking healthy meals, having a weekend side job, and trying to make time for friends on top of all that is absolutely exhausting. I’m making it work but damn…a bitch needs some rest

Show Me Love into Bring Your Love into Runway would heal me

The fact that republicans are insistent on lying about gas prices, one of the few issues that Americans are without a doubt aware of at all times, just shows how bad it’s looking for them

We don’t talk enough about how hard it is to suppress the overwhelming desire for a sweet treat after a meal while dieting

The guy that brings up the national debt every waking chance he gets all of a sudden is ok with using tax dollars on Donald Trump’s ego project. Right

when you realize this is the average median voter, all the online debates about "why kamala lost" go out the window

Every single straight man in the Boston area that acts like they’re from the hood but grew up in a cushy suburb:

California is about to have its first Latino governor and I really don’t think people realize what’s in store…we will all be FORCED to suck a brown uncut cock once a week!!😫

Chest was popping yesterday

I got a bag that go with this bag, I got a walk that go with this ass

At the early 30s career crossroad of do I stay in my current field (unfulfilling but financially stable), switch to DJing full time (fun but inconsistent and no benefits), or a secret third thing (start a business but not sure doing what) 🙃

I feel reenergized from all of the good music coming out lately. We are in an amazing era of dance music right now, but DJs need the dance floor to match that energy! Get excited, express yourself, have fun! Stop standing around crippled by social anxiety. No one is watching you!

I’m really glad that, as far as I can tell, AI isn’t broadly infiltrating the DJ space like other fields. It feels like the value of having a human behind the decks and curating a vibe is being upheld

I already know the circuit DJs are gonna remix the new Madonna single every which way. And yes I will be making out with someone’s husband as it plays

How embarrassing that nearly 40% of this country still supports this disaster of an administration

The new Honey Dijon album!! I’m levitating

I feel like Madonna’s new album is gonna give recession pop with the incoming global economic depression summer

There is a specific type of pain associated with seeing the people who taught you to embody kindness, compassion, and honesty as a child now align themselves with the cruelty and hatred of the MAGA movement.

Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.

I simply can’t believe Congress and the cabinet are sitting around, totally fine with what is absolutely demented behavior from the president.

lol at my job trying to tell me some of my travel expenses weren’t reimbursable for a trip they sent me on due to a paperwork problem that couldn’t be corrected retroactively, but as soon as I request a meeting with management all of a sudden it’s fixable!

Song of the summer arrived

In a very real way, the President of the United States should be held to the highest standard of conduct in the whole country. Somehow, he’s held to a lower (nonexistent) standard of conduct than literally everyone else. It’s unfathomable.

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Trump is committing war crimes in Iran and is threatening more and worse ones. His entire war strategy at this point is war crimes. A functional Congress would be far down the road of impeachment and removal.

The early 30s urge to throw away your career and start brand new in a different city

Can’t believe Kristi Noem’s husband was slanging around those big ol knockers

Trans friends, thank you for being you, and for, when you can, sharing yourselves with a world that is so frequently undeserving of the light you bring to it. I love and support you, always. 🏳️‍⚧️🫂🫶

This, of course, was also true in 2024, when the front page headlines were all about the mental & physical incapacity of Joe Biden.

Trump’s team of Epstein class advisors says it out loud more often than you’d think: “consumers are the last of our concern right now”

Look I know climate change is getting bad but this California heat wave has me wanting to be outside with a frozen margarita and zero fucks to give

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Me: ok summer is on the horizon it’s time to lock in and lose this winter weight Also me: who am I to say no to a sweet treat?

You have to make sacrifices for the very clear and articulated objectives of our War in Iran that is also not a war that we’ve also already won

This dude failed out of college in the late 90s only to return and barely graduate with a 2.4 GPA, and then lied about having graduate credentials from Vanderbilt. These are the people winning elections and making our laws. We are SO fucked