Story time (TW!) I became a child therapist because I was assaulted and attempted to end my life as a teen. I was chastised for my attempt, mandated to inpatient psych after leaving the ICU, and told by my therapist that it was a selfish sin (yay religion!)

Imagine being in a relationship where you need something and ask for it and the other person doesn’t pout and act offended. No really. Let me know what it’s like.

I need to cry so my stress headache will go away. What will make me cry?

Do lawyers and courts just assume you can drop everything on a dime bc they want you to? Ya’ll gonna pay my bills when I lose my job?

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Question for my ADHD friends—do some of the symptoms become more manageable when you’re not in high school anymore and your brain is more fully developed?

Missouri Republicans are trying to repeal the reproductive rights we just voted for in November. Please remember this: THE GOP LIES. Whatever they put on the ballot will be repealing reproductive rights. No matter what it says. No matter how they say it. missouriindependent.com/briefs/misso...

My MIL: I don’t even know what country that Bad Bunny is from, but no one wants to hear from him. Oh honey, your stupidity and racism are showing.

Undocumented immigrants do not get healthcare subsidies or free healthcare. They pay out of pocket. If you don’t like the cost of healthcare, the monster is coming from inside the government.

I was starting to talk myself out of the allergy shots bc the initial commitment and cost are INSANE but then I woke up with an itchy throat and nasal congestion even though my windows are closed and I take three different allergy medications

I cannot wait for all the unsolicited opinions of men today 🥰

I can now get my necessary RX from TrumpRx

So tired of “we shouldn’t vote him out bc we could get worse” from men. How about ya’ll just be better humans. And then we’ll vote the next trash out too bc clearly ya’ll men can’t figure it out.

I am alive bc of this little magic pill called Cymbalta after I failed all the trials of SSRIs and a few SNRIs, but sure. It’s the medicine keeping me sick.

I need my physical health to improve just a smidge so I can do something other than screens

Me: *says anything* Men: Here is my unsolicited opinion about why I think you’re wrong Rocks.

Kansas always thinks it’s better than Missouri but it’s also getting its major Democratic city gerrymandered bc it forgets it’s also a red state

Food tasting like cardboard and my toes always being freezing cold are signs of what I have—iron deficiency. Who the fuck knew (besides medical providers).

ACA isn’t great already but no insurance is worse.

More guns than people… Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?

My takeaway so far from TV Pete's mandatory corporate speech to military leadership: he really hates fat people, beards, and women. Also the silence from the room as he rambled about wokeness and "standards" was notable, including during the apparent laugh lines. Can't say whether he was sober.

Get married so every time you make a move for the rest of your life someone can ask you what you’re doing

Your alcoholic Uncle Pete wants to make fatphobic rules for the military while he cannot even do a pull up

LGBTQ wedding clips on TT got me in tears 😭 💜 🌈

If you’re driving slow and someone goes to pass you, why the fuck so you speed up? What game are we playing?

I have never voted more in my life than I have since 2020.

Bye bye bye 👋🏻 Frank White

Mitt Romney blaming Democrats for Trump’s behavior is why I left the Mormon church—fucking misogynistic, bigoted, racist man-babies with the emotional intelligence of a stack of rocks.

Still hoping Tylenol sues the fuck out of them.

My sister texted me yesterday, and I’m just now realizing I didn’t respond, and I’m low-key terrified to respond and not to respond simultaneously, pls send help

“Which craft brewery is the antifa headquarters?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hitler was big mad bc his art would never sell. Trump is big mad bc he’s a shit interior decorator. Small, weak men. Emotional intelligence of rocks.

What is my weekday tummy ache trying to tell me?

Ofc

Church by me has a sign that says something along the lines of “we’ll see you in heaven, Charlie. Love, your brothers and sisters. This is exactly why I hate religion.

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“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere.” -Elie Wiesel, an actual Nobel Peace Prize winner

Thomas Jacob Sanford served in the Marines from 2004 to 2008, military officials confirmed to NPR. He was killed in a shootout with police.

The MAGAs don't want to talk about the fact that a Trump voter burned down a church full of Mormons yesterday, so they're currently bitching about the Super Bowl halftime show (too Puerto Rican for them)

America has a gun, truck, maga and white man problem. See exhibits of men with emotional intelligence of a rock.

The tummy ache is coming from inside the work place

Been thinking a lot on this MLK Jr. quote lately: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens Councillor or the Ku Klux Klanner but the white moderate who is more devoted to order than to justice…”

The new prophet of the Mormon church HATES the LGBTQ community with a passion. And he’s old as balls, so misogyny and racism probably run strong through his veins as well.

Their history of never doing the right thing should give you a clue about the future.

As daylight diminishes people can feel their mood dimming. In fact millions of U.S. adults experience seasonal affective disorder. Light therapy can help fend off winter depression, starting in the fall.

I Can’t Everstopwearingmylettermansjacket

Do any of you use a free mental health/stress app like Calm, but actually free?

ICE= IPeakedInHighSchool C E

Meanwhile, none of these jokers ever addressed the emotional intelligence part bc they were focused on “men” and “truck”, once again, proving my point 💅🏻

Me: I have feelings about men Men on the interwebs: Let me tell you why you’re wrong Ya’ll prove my point so easily.