Happy birthday to Pokemon and my husband

Reason 865786 why I cannot quit twitter completely

Just the psychedelic era

Having an orange iPhone with a Smiling Friends sticker is honestly a little too zoomer coded for me but I never leave the house so who’s going to call me on it

The UK needs to activate the King Ralph protocol

Well. It had to happen some day. RIP Frederick Wiseman. A giant.

My wife trying to put our large baby to bed.

joyful images

It’s Hate Yourself Tuesday!

I made a Laura Palmer one when Twin Peaks: The Return came out but I think I would get canceled if I did that now

I won this shirt in a contest when I was 7 and would cry if my mom didn’t let me wear it because I thought it made me look smart

The most unfeminine thing about me is that I do not give a SHIT about ice skating

Gonna be honest, it did feel a bit like I had been going crazy, especially since even before any of these revelations, a lot of career transphobes were quite openly pedophilic, Germaine Greer self-described as a pederast "like all women of taste", and yet nobody seemed to see the red flags.

I forgot that Mad Monster Party had a Joan Holloway and Lane Pryce

Aegon Targaryen V, welcome back

Been calling my baby Egg so much that my brother sent me this

I keep accidentally calling the pediatrician the vet

Peter Attia while his wife was watching their baby son die

Gay son is more chic than daughter. Follow me for more on the chic rankings

They saw that the Epstein files were being released soon and pressed the red button that says “NEW JACKASS”

I know the Oh Hello guys don’t play about Bari Weiss

That entrance I saw the other day would go over so hard in WWE but I need him in AEW

Lola Heatherton forever!!

RIP to one of the best who ever did it. youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

F1 is a movie made for guys who like to sing the Farmers Insurance jingle unprompted.

Piers’s wife is ready to throw him away like those Jaguar execs did to the guy that got his foot chopped up on Mad Men.

(Homer Simpson voice, gasping, stopping in tracks) New film!

not even a mention of ICE lol

Out of snacks

The suicidal penguin stuff confuses me as much as anything that this bizarre administration has done

if fetterman isnt careful his wife is gonna take half his big pile of bones in the divorce

Baby is already holding his own bottle, which he is not supposed to do until six months

Ha Ha You Clowns is a perfect show. It's so funny and nasty and bleak and there is a whole bunch of people who think it's the same as Ted Lasso.

Have to go to work because I am remote anyway

DJ set videos are as much about the decor as they are about the music

klobuchar on tv talking about how she respects local law enforcement and how republicans need to be bipartisan. just entirely not up to this

RIP Michael Parenti.

Every republican politician and voter thinks this shit is cool and fun

Every ten years I take a picture of myself where I look kinda Rose Byrne-y which is weird because I usually look like a bleached jack o’lantern

I wish we had the term quirk chungus when I was in college. I really needed it back then

It’s very cute that the store is completely out of broth. Everyone’s making soup!!!

The part in “Goodbye Horses” where Q Lazzarus goes “oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,” always makes me imagine she’s replying to Trump tweets from 2016.

I have one of those 9-5 jobs where you have to work on the weekends sometimes yet does not pay work on the weekends money

I work remotely for a company based in Durham and I thought all of my coworkers (who are local to NC) would be freaked out about the snow but none of them care even a little

Just remembered how mad my ex-boyfriend’s brother would get about Michael Moore. Like, his hands would shake. Very quaint now.

Jelly Roll is funny because he’s one of those guys your small-c conservative (which in 2026 means he votes for Trump but doesn’t buy the merch) cousin will get up in your face about how HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD GUY

Did my hair this morning instead of just spraying curl spray on it so now I feel like this