Dumbest fucking comment on the internet today Most don't join because they are "gung ho" They do it because they grew up in it They do it because they are poor They do it for the educational opportunities They do it out of duty You don't want to rely on the 1%, get off your ass and join

John Fetterman (Pa.) Maggie Hassan (N.H.) Tim Kaine (Va.) Andy Kim (N.J.) Gary Peters (Mich.) Jeanne Shaheen (N.H.) Elissa Slotkin (Mich.) These Dem Senators have one thing in common. They all voted for Kristie Noem to head the DHS. Fetterman is a lost cause but the rest better not approve Mullin.

Corey Lewandowski looks to have been comfortably in the middle of the money flowing through Noem’s controversial $240 million ad campaign. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

We bombed a girls elementary school.

A budget is a moral document.

There's a reason that for years, I've to Trump as "Delusional Donald." The headline below is so crazy and fact-free that everyone should understand:

Don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out, Tony.

This is why you never let a Tump pick near anything.

Send prayers for Petty Officer Jaden Collins and everyone in harms way.

Quelle surprise!

Oof. Multiple THAAD radar systems have reportedly been destroyed by Iran. That’s bad. I’ve also seen some surprise that Russia is providing Iran with targeting data for US forces, but that was expected. We’ve been providing Ukraine with targeting data for 4 years. www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/m...

www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p... Let's see if Pirro continues her losing streak

These fuckers need to go. "Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Don Davis (N.C.), Jared Golden (Maine), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.) voted with Republicans in favor of funding."

Someone should punch Britney Spears parents in the mouth

Americans love blaming any increase in gas prices on the president, and it’s usually not the president’s fault—because no one controls gas prices—but this time the increase in gas prices really is the president’s fault, directly caused by his entirely unnecessary policy choice.

Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

Today in: Texts From My Kid

That fucker is asleep

Well, at least they saved Gaza by not voting for Kamala Harris.

A meteor hitting the GOP convention?

Let's not get it twisted. She was fired for saying Trump approved something. He was unhappy she said it. It has nothing to do with "accountability"

I'd suggest someone get sued for copyright violations and then I remembered he owns Hollywoid. This is disgusting.

The nation’s dogs celebrate Kristi Noem getting fired.

From Gavin Newsom. 😂

A properly homeschooled individual should have no problem with either the SAT or ACT

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Because trains in countries with more mass transit never die, and no line ever has daily problems.

Any book is better than no book. IDGAF

If Kamala Harris had been elected, many more people would still be alive today and we would not have an army of masked kidnappers terrorizing, brutalizing and killing our own citizens. I rest my case.

MASSIE: “Iran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leader… 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 🇺🇸 families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.”

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

It would be nice to read about these essential things if doing so didn't mean going without for those of us on fixed incomes.

While it’s hilarious that Noem was fired… the person replacing her an Oklahoma senator who has voiced his intent to COVER for Trump against the Epstein files, who has suggested journalist should be shot and killed, who has challenged a witness to a fist fight during a hearing… yeah we screwed!

A high school graduate from a state whose education system is in the bottom 10% of the nation is now going to be leading a department with a bigger budget than the Marines. What can possibly go wrong?

I remember when ‘Brexit Means Brexit’ became a way for silly people to insist that they supported something they could neither justify nor explain. Obviously the context is very different, but something similar is already happening with the ‘war’ in Iran. And it’s mostly the same people doing it.

It looks like Tesla is once again using parking garages to stash inventory. There are some 100,000 inventory cars worldwide. 99,998 after today.

In case anyone was wondering...anyone who didn't vote for Kamala because their feefees were hurted because they didn't get everything they wanted can go fuck themselves.

"your next one" "We could do them all at the same time" You see what the fuck is happening here, right?

I know it's been quite a week, but allow me to introduce the most shocking thing of the week! 🙄

I’m a hard pass on the whole Armageddon thing.

The fuck kind of answer is this

Important new book on its way to your favorite book seller. I have pre-ordered so it will arrive as soon as available. Andrew offers some innovative thinking about dealing with lying politicians. open.substack.com/pub/weissman...

He gets to fuck cory lewendowski? Free hair extensions? Order executions when you're having a bad day? Gets to cosplay like a psychotic princess? First-hand access to trump's leg?

jfc