Thankful we have @privateeyenews.bsky.social

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Done

🔥 Write to you MP now!! Here is the link you need —> www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-e...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social loving the “lm a Celebrity Royal Get Me Out of Here”version of Mystery Hour.

“Bad stick”.

Night night.

And Relax….

As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire. Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.

Horrible politician abandons horrible party for even more horrible party.

Lovely hatchet job on the monstrosity that is Suella Braverman. Crace covers it all; her dishonesty, disloyalty, nastiness, incompetence, her wild vanity… and her deep stupidity. How dare these utter arses think we’d be persuaded by their swaggering nonsense. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Dear USA Policing and law enforcement losing the confidence of the community does not end well. Yours, Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Thank you @mrjamesob.bsky.social for today’s show. Most powerful show I’ve heard in the many years I’ve been a listener. Keep going where so much of the media still refuses to go and keep continuously holding those in power to account. Thank you again

@mrjamesob.bsky.social The superb contributions from all of today’s callers were heartbreaking, stirring and absolutely vital given the comments made yesterday. It was essential listening. Thanks and well done to everyone involved.

@bjennings90.bsky.social is on fire - again. (www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...)

🚨NOW OVER 96,000 SIGNATURES! The Petition for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. KEEP GOING! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

🚨Now closing on 93,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Support this petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

🚨BOOM! Now over 90,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Has Mystery Hour started early?? How to solve a puzzle like Trump???

🚨WOW! Now closing on 88,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

As good a summary as any of this Trump stream of consciousness. #Davos

🚨WOW! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has almost 75,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 77,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

🚨Now closing on 60,000 signatures! Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

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The UK is out of the room when all of the important geopolitical decisions are being made. Well done Brexiters, you dumb fcks. #WATO #bbcwato

Don’t mind me, I’m just a humble voter, but this should be a stone bonker.

Yes please.

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Ah. Shameless self-interest every time. He’ll fit right in.

KIMMEL, to the UK: “.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.” @jimmykimmel.com

“The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller & trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse…let's apply to rejoin the EU, reverse the damage, boost growth, increase tax revenues & restore opportunities in the UK” Please sign and share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 65,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 70,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Just a run of the mill day at the local authority tip!

Result.

The Telegraph sides with Trump against the BBC and, so, the country. Private Eye sums up its feeble-minded, fawning betrayal beautifully.

@theofficialgrb.bsky.social Did you just get a mention? @lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social

“Dead eyed Jowly Ball Bag”. 😂😂😂😂 brilliant.

Labour's EU "reset" is bullshit. It won't make any meaningful difference to the UK economy, and can easily be reversed when they inevitably lose the next election. It leaves businesses in regulatory limbo, without any clarity or legislative certainty. #BrexitReality

Many a true word spoken in jest!

Heads Up America, I’m not sure your Constitution is working!

stop thinking right now