This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

🦄💩 at Volcano Bay

🙏 Thanks to Forensic Focus and Matthew Plascencia for mentioning the LEAPPs alongside awesome tools like Christian Peter UFADE and Lionel Notari Apple Unified Log acquisition and parsing. 📖 Read the interview here: www.forensicfocus.com/interviews/m... #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

You don't have a delivery guy from the pizza place, you have an app You don't talk to customer service you open a ticket on zendesk platform logic works by replacing direct human relationships with mediated transactions

What an amazing homage to the shared cultural experience of every Hispanic child. youtu.be/LXKSNb2CdWY?...

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

I’m tired of living in unprecedented times. Would love me some precedented times right about now.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

Heck yeah! 🇵🇷

Meh... #DigitalForensics #MobileForensic #DFIR #ShortBatteryLife🪫

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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

A human brain 🧠 costumes about 20 watts of power and produces consciousness and intelligence . The energy usage is similar to a low-power computer monitor. LLMs on the other hand...

At this rate AI generated revenue won't even be enough to cover depreciation costs on the hardware used to run it. futurism.com/ai-hype-auto...

Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.

🔀 Best crossover episode since Batman and The Scooby Doo Gang. ⚖️ We talk about the good and the bad in LLMs within #DigitalForensics. 🙏 Thanks to Heather Charpentier & Brandon Epstein for being so awesome and knowledgeable. www.magnetforensics.com/resources/ai...

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(One of the reasons so many people are convinced by LLMs is because they aren’t experts in anything)

They're really trying to get me to switch browsers

The more I pay any attention to what is going on in this world, it over-fucking-whelms me and I feel like I’m losing it. The fact that we all just keep going on, clocking in, tuning out is absurd.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

"Intelligence is more than computing capacity and training data." 🎯 🎯 🎯

Everything is stupid.

MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.

You are here now.

John 11:35

No. I can't and won't delete it for you. #DigitalForensics #DFIR #MobileForensics

they're preparing you for the popping of a bubble they created by widespread and repeated product misrepresentation

Good work requires time. And time requires planning and careful scheduling. Results will be as good as the direction, time available, and evidence completeness allow us. #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR

🌋 The LEAPPs Artifact Viewer App (LAVA) is right around the corner. 🌋 Learn how to build artifacts for the LEAPPs that will work with LAVA. 🌋 Watch the video tutorial here: www.youtube.com/live/qTgZUh4...? #DigitalForensics #LAVA #MobileForensics #DFIR #Python #Coding

In 3-5 years, after the AI bubble has burst in ways that will make the first dotcom wave, the 2008 housing crash, and blockchain fanaticism look like molehill blips, we’ll see companies and charlatans scrub the corporate blogs and socials that were all-in on this flavor of the beanie baby fad. 1/2

Which one are you? #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR

Is this cooler any good? No. It's a...

I keep reminding my clients that ALL LLMs have bias and that they typically reflect our societal biases. For anyone who knows how these tools work, this is 100% expected.

You got me... #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR

I shared this meme for the first time in 2023 reflecting a reality that predates the meme for years. And the meme is still true 2 years later assuming the tools have a viewer for LevelDB to begin with, which most don't. We do have LLMs nobody asked for now though. Progress! 👍

i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.

It's us... #DigitalForensics #DFIR #MobileForensics

"And the AI should make it all quick and easy." 🙄 #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR

The competent #DigitalForensics examiner curse. #ScriptingHelps #MobileForensics #DFIR

"There’s real value in faster prototyping, scaffolding, and automation. But LLMs don’t remove the need for clear thinking, careful review, and thoughtful design. If anything, those become even more important as more code gets generated." ordep.dev/posts/writin...

There is no I in Team. 🤷‍♂️ #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR