At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

They’re bad people but they are also the weirdest fucking people in the world.

THIS

Freddie is inevitable

So, uh, what if this game just like never ends?

Ohtani’s bookies after he told them to bet on him getting caught stealing:

I’m just going to go with the theory that this is a stealth tank from Perry to make myself feel better.

Ah, death, taxes, and playing 5 v 8 against LA.

Kings should be 3-0.

Reeves gets Luka and Bron’s whistle now. Screw the NBA.

Lakers player of the game tonight:

Welp, this has been an infuriating one.

Bullshit, ref

This is shaping up to be very painful.

We’re really about to lose to the Lakers on account of an Austin Reaves 50 piece? Have I gone to hell?

(I kind of love the Westbrook/Ellis backcourt)

“This is still a winnable game” well, yeah, Kayte, it’s a 2 point game

Cardwell should not be on an NBA court right now

RUSSSSSS

Ayton isn’t Jamaican, Mark!

Domas is not looking smooth out there

I, for one, would appreciate a nice easy Kings win tonight.

Keon starting 🚨🚨🚨

LIGHT THE BEAM

Nique too? Can we try unplugging this season and plugging it back in?

Hey man, at least OUR head coach is just a low level soft core porn star not a gambling kingpin!

Well that sucked

I fear that this game is going to end up being a good representation of the whole season.

Angry DeMar is the GOAT

Sure am glad that the NBA shortened games to 24 minutes this season!

Kings won the Fox trade, don’t @ me.

Kayte is still blind. Like is she watching the same game we all are?

DREWBANKS

It’s Kings season!

Nique!!

Elitist Dems may not realize it but the #1 issue for hard-working, salt-of-the-earth Americans is ensuring the president has an adequate event space for hosting galas and luncheons

Doesn’t seem great

Makes sense when you look at their roster.

I think he’s a more insane athlete than them. And that’s a wild thing to say.

Baseball #Kangz 😟

Insanity

For DT! Hell of a win!

Holy shit what a game

BRONCOS LEAD THE GAME

Happy for the first preseason win in 2 years for sure, but the fact the kings looked like an nba team was much more reassuring!

Oof Carson Beck

Me trying to get through Kings games this season:

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGANNNNNNN