MACKLIN CELEBRINI YOU ARE UNREAL

Congrats on winning the exhibition game!

Reminder: The Sacramento Kings have never lost an NBA Cup Final.

I just saw the sun for the first time this month. Too bright, tbh.

But the racist podcast guy was a hero, right? It’s so damn gross.

Damn. Just damn. 😢

The tank rolls on.

KEEP DOUBTING THE BRONCOS THAT IS 11 IN A ROW

What are we doing, Sean?!

INT!

Kicking exhibition in Seattle!

Kickers are insane these days. 60 yds right down the middle in clutch time no problem.

This Wolves court/uniform combo is SO good. Should be permanent.

Bye bye Chiefs

Bills!

(I still think the NBA Cup is quite possibly Adam Silver’s dumbest invention. It’s either that or the play in tournament)

THE SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE UNREAL

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Isn’t AI great? You’d think it would realize that a guy who went to Jesuit High School *probably* isn’t the same guy as known Jewish philanthropist David Adelman. Lol

Kayte every time Jonas does something:

I genuinely feel nothing watching the Kings. It’s weird.

Someone had to do it. This isn’t Warriors territory, man.

19% drop *does* seem pretty substantial

does anybody know where this dude was born and how far it is from the united states?

All time shitty performance from Hurts Yikes

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JALEN?!!!

Dicker is so good, man

Very very concerning

I love Russ and I don’t care who knows it.

Gonna have to retire the number of Every Accusation a Confession, hang that bad boy in the rafters

This is quite bad

The Chiefs losing is awesome, but I do also think this Texans team is a legit threat in the playoffs this season. That defense is no joke.

😂 “The GOAT”

😂 This is glorious

Hahahahahahahaha

✅

MIMS

Not as dominant as some seem to think, but that was a hell of a performance from Yan. Should be the new champ.

DUKE WINS AND THE DUKES WIN

Oh no Duke

Indiana wins the Big 10 and Duke wins the ACC. IN FOOTBALL. 2 minutes away.

INDIANA!

NO GOOD WOW

Light the beam.

Title run starts now.

Hope other NBA GMs are watching Zach Lavine tonight!

Congrats to Don Garber on accomplishing his years long goal of getting Miami a trophy.

The expanded field means every group is relatively easy for the Pot A teams, but the US group seems especially so. Lol

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

“Lebron passed because he was scared he’d miss the shot!!” - Skip Bayless on his couch right now.