The Genius and Crime Scene straight-up carried me through COVID lockdown.

You cowards.

Okay, I didn't know that. Respect.

Imagine trying to tell someone that Curt Cignetti would win a national championship at one of the two Indianas he's coached at, and it's not the D2 one.

Indiana is going to win the national championship in football.

What are you doing, dude.

the dreaded Field Goal To Go Up Six

I'd go for it here, honestly.

Oh, so they've just full-on anointed Stafford now, huh.

HOW?!?!?!?!

Broncos vs. Patriots moves into a 7-way tie for the most common AFC Championship Game matchup. If the Patriots beat the Broncos, the Broncos would fall from 1st to 3rd in AFCCG Win% while the Patriots would move into a tie for first with... the Cincinnati Bengals?!

Never in, uh, doubt.

Insane play. Season-saving.

I guess the Broncos will take a field goal after all.

It goes all the way back to 1997, which is especially fun because that was the year the Oilers left Houston. Dallas had five unopposed seasons and still trail.

Updating the meme

Nice little arm punt for Caleb. Packers lose like 20 yards.

I mean, I figured it would play out something like this, but what a catch.

The ACC and the NFC South proving you don't have any reason to lock in until after the boring parts are done. Regular season is just optional busywork

Carson Beck onions.

Every Division III football championship game this century has featured at least one of Mount Union, Wisconsin-Whitewater, Mary Hardin-Baylor or North Central.

Okay, that coaches' speech erectile dysfunction medication commercial was top-notch.

Gotta stand in there and make that throw if you want to be QB1.

This has gotta be the earliest into a year I've been clocked.

You know, I almost timed that up perfectly on accident.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Wait, I had no idea Noah Segan voiced Henry on KaBlam! back in the day. Life is just one sequence of rediscoveries after another.

For those who’d like to get in the spirit at home, we bring you: beer and Pop-Tarts flavour pairings (thank you to a friend of the show on our discord for the picture)

Big season for Noah Schnapp.

What a bizarre season for the Lions.

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg

Made it all the way to the 24th but regrettably just lost Whamageddon.

Wild way to end the first half for the Vikings lmao

That was a fun fake punt by the Saints.

Abdul Carter, oh man.

Good god, what a cursed Fox Sports lineup they just advertised.

VILLA!

I get wanting to protect the QB, but I feel like they could scale back Roughing The Passer penalties on sacks where the defensive player neither launches himself at the QB nor drives him into the ground.

Oh.

You mean like in the literal sense, right, ESPN?

is butterbean okay?

Congrats to Anthony Joshua's bank account and literally nothing and nobody else.

Shout out Jeff Van Gundy.

I know this whole thing is a farce and a money laundering scheme, but it's genuinely unclear to me whether this ref has actually watched boxing before.

I dunno, man. Maybe just throw 60 body shots in rapid succession?

How do you end up with this in an article about Tristan Jarry getting hurt?

under pressure

If you're looking for exactly one (1) play of a college football game with everything on the line, flip over to ESPN real quick.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Netflix did a season of Crime Scene this year with Jang Jin, Park Ji-yoon and Dong-min? Why am I just now finding out about this? I'll see you all in like 10 hours.