You're never gonna believe today's Wordle. First and only attempt I need 👑

Was heading down the street. Person on the path stopped, pointed and screamed "IS THAT THE MAN THEY USED TO CALL THE DRIFT KING BACK IN COLLEGE??". I drifted over them with my car. Feeling good

This is why God left us

The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It's just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i'll now post this from all of them

original artist who drew this ralsei: @/livingunfound (Twitter) #ralsei

make sure to log in to bluesky this weekend, there's a 2x xp boost event going on!

original artist who drew this ralsei: @/SoihanP (Twitter) #ralsei

Some headcanon stuff for future comics #Teto #KasaneTeto #UTAU #Defoko #DefokoUTAU #Art #Digitalart #Vocaloid #Utauloid #Vocaloid

founding fathers aint gonna get away with this shit

is uma musume like actually good??? i have a good phone now so id be able to actually try it but i don't really see the appeal

transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"

it feels like ever since people said "man, I could really use a new Harvest Moon-like", a fucking monkey paw has curled and we've been inundated with so many indie farming sims that it's genuinely become a problem

SILENT HILL f

So long, Doug Bowser

They arrived. oh no. OH NO.

i should give wafrn a try

I love when people use this image to justify on hating on someone

lmao i was about to be hit with a "say yes" scam over the phone but i averted it the guy said "can you hear me?" to which i responded "mmmmmmaybe" he then said "fuck you" and hung up 💀 it worked

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no way guys its

You hit the button. That's it. Rhythm Doctor is leaving Early Access on DECEMBER 6TH, 2025! Save patients with your rhythm mastery, all the way through the final Act and our big finale. 🎵 Trailer directed by @rj.dcellgames.com with VFX by thefinals

Katlyn Rae Mewmew

PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

Alternate timeline where instead of peppers being bred to become spicier and spicier as a way to test how macho someone is people instead bred lemons to be even more sour than previous generations

Ah great, I'm glad to know Toby Fox, Markiplier, Paul McCartney, Kendrick Lamar, Matthew Lillard and David Lynch are all featured in this livestream

Earlier this time! Week #5: Oddly Familiar....

doodling the pixls from super paper mario... which one is your favorite?

I love how I never see anyone talk about pubg ever anymore, but when I do see it pop up it's because of some new incomprehensible collab they're doing that pubg fans would have bullied fortnite fans for 8 years ago

this is like ordering a pizza and proceeding to put a big ass gas canister on it as a "topping"

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

"Achievements"

Sleep is so weird to me. Like we just turn our brains off for a few hours and if we don’t do it we stop functioning right. It’s literally like how windows starts acting weird after a while.

"all i want from christmas is you" wrong!!!! ti84 calculator 🧮🧮📈📊🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🆒🔥🧮🧮🧮📉🧮🔥🔥🗣‼🦅

"any banned literature is literature worth reading"

Me when I get the Wii U that points arrows on my shoulders

Travelling with my bestie to see my sister. Hope everyone has a fab evening 💗

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

social media but awesome