3,437 bound volumes. 17,000 pounds of documents. 1,400 victims. Tomorrow at noon, I'm standing at a podium in Tribeca and reading the Epstein files out loud for 24 hours straight. Please join me. Subscribe here: www.youtube.com/@eliza.orlins

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? Thanks, @hankgreen.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/DUR2k...

My anxiety being less thanks to the medication means I’ve bought myself clothes for the first time in years. Thing about having more clothes is you have more laundry. 😝

Today we played a rousing game of "what is in my pants?!" followed by "how the fuck did that get in my pants?!"

Omg! M can close his eye this morning!

I'm just saying...the French chopped off heads for less.

The minimum wage has not increased from $7.25 since 2009. Congress gets $14,500 PER MONTH AMERICANS GET $1,160 PER MONTH CONGRESS $14,500 and they want an increase THEIR SALARY BUT REFUSE TO INCREASE AMERICANS

Speaker Mike Johnson argues Congress should get to keep engaging in insider trading because they don’t make enough to feed their families. The average net worth of a Congress member is $8 million, which is 116 times that of the average American. You don’t hate Congress enough.

“You can’t tell me we can’t overcome because we’ve done it before” 🔥 👊🏾 - @tequilamjohnson of The Equity Alliance

I just want to say that when the DA in a copaganda show like Law and Order is waxing poetic about fighting the fascists and saving democracy, our government has gone completely off the rails.

There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)

Can people start taking their oath of office seriously? If Congress or the Secret Service or the military or for that matter, the junk drawer he calls a cabinet would take their oath of office seriously, we could end this today #USDemocracy

Jared Polis is so completely full of shit. His commutation of Tina Peters' sentence has nothing to do with freedom of speech. What a joke. What an insult to the law-abiding citizens of Colorado. What an assault on free and fair elections. An embarrassing profile in cowardice.

Universe, let me die high af watching cat videos. 😹

My executive dysfunction is executive dysfunctioning lately. I really need to clean my kitchen! Bleh.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸 (From @andertoon.bsky.social )

Just a few of the reasons I love this farm: youtube.com/shorts/v_Rvo...

I have a big client looking for really incredible pottery pieces. I need 8" decorative plates. Please share far and wide if you know any pottery peeps. Would much prefer to spread the love around and make an artist's day today

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Really tired of being told we all have to sacrifice in order to prop up this president’s ego, salvage his fuck-ups, and fund his corruption.

In a major win, the Supreme Court rightly rejected a cruel attempt to limit abortion access. Mifepristone is safe and essential health care. In New York, we'll keep using every tool we have to defend abortion access for those coming here seeking care.

I got dye on my AirPod so it has a purple smudge now. Lol

“I apologize to all of America. I was a diehard Republican. I cannot believe I drank the Kool-Aid of Donald J. Trump. This man is ruining the Constitution of the United States. They’re taking away the vote from the Black man. You see all the corruption, the lies that come out of this man’s mouth.”

For some reason, I always dye my hair when M’s on a conference call, which means I dye it to the dulcet sounds of a bunch of ND nerds repeating themselves over and over to make sure they each understand the scope of the project. 😬😅😂

I’ve been having obscenely weird dreams and every night, they pick up where they left off.

The longest ant colony ever discovered was 3700 miles long. 😳

Yesterday, we were walking down the cookie aisle, and a little girl, about 8, holds up a package of Oreos and asks if she can have them. Her dad tells her they’re gluten free and she responds, “I’m not gluten!”

I just got kicked out of a dispensary for having an expired ID lol

Walgreens app turned autofill back on on all my scripts, including the ones that I’ve been taken off of. What the fuck?!

You've seen it on bumper stickers and posters at some point. "America: Love it or Leave it"— is a racist dogwhistle. America is not above criticism. Calling out America's shortcomings past or present does not make one less patriotic. Remember that. www.motherjones.com/politics/201...

Uniter A timely word from @aoc.bsky.social at Ebenezer Church “We are living in terrifying times, but…we stand together & we are not going back…. Because this is America. We are not divided by states. We are united by humanity & common citizenship.” #DV1 #ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

The Trumper next door moved out. It kinda seems like he just bounced. We stopped seeing his vehicles last summer, and the landlord didn't start cleaning it out until a couple weeks ago. The landlord is leaving the Trump flag up. So that's fun.

The GOP is a terrorist organization.

I think a US president stating intent to murder American citizens is an impeachable offense but what do I know

ICYMI: Bad Hand Books is entering the sci-fi market in 2027.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

It’s here! A whole day early! And the ring that came in the gift bag…dude I’m obsessed. Thanks again, @spellfire.bsky.social ! It’s always a great experience. <3

I just saw the James Charles drama. How does this waste of oxygen still have a following?

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Q: Why has the cost of the ballroom doubled? Trump: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person

My rule rigidity shows up in weird places. For example: if I don’t have the exact ingredients to make a meal, I can’t make the meal. I’m getting better at pivoting or using what I have, but it has taken years of watching cooking videos specifically to teach you how to use what you have to get here.

My cats have never really groomed each other. Priss has always tried, but Bash always took it as a signal that it was play time. Until recently. Bash has been seeking Priss out to groom her. Just for a second. But I’ll take it.

Johnathon Hillstrand isn’t fucking around this season. 😂🤣😂 #DeadliestCatch

I have an auditory processing disorder and I’m losing my hearing in one ear, and that would be why I just heard my husband say, “I’d be thinking I’m 3 hours away from only being half white.” He said, “done.” Not white.

The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist

“Cotton-picking hands” aimed at a Black man in 2026, and Republicans still have the nerve to ask why Black voters want nothing to do with the party of bigots. 📌 A host referred to Hakeem Jeffries as having “cotton-picking hands,” and Republican Rep. Jen Kiggans responded: “Yes to that.”

Whole bed’s free, but he went and laid next to her on purpose.

And we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies. youtube.com/shorts/pelL6...