oh. oh no.

"Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him." I appreciate the writer's sentiments creeping in. Also, I don't think I've ever seen someone make "mahalo" sound so much like, "I hate that motherfucker and I hope a shark eats him."

I believe that’s called a slip and fall and fall and fall and fall and fall. Probably a foot wear issue.

Right?

He was having trouble getting through a stuck gate & a nice man was trying to break the latch free for him. Hawaiians are so helpful ❤️

I think you’ll find that video shows him tripping and falling and a nice man helping him up again.

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

How this article from February ended:

The judge that had struck down the map, a Bush appointee, called Mississippi's electoral history "bleak" in ordering different districts. Obviously this is all gone. boltsmag.org/mississippi-...

Just what Bolts + Marshall Project reported in February in this story with all the background you need: boltsmag.org/mississippi-...

NEW today: A federal judge had ordered Mississippi to redraw its state supreme court map, finding it to be racially discriminatory. The judge was going to order new elections for this fall. The 5th circuit just vacated the judge's ruling in light of Callais (unsurprisingly).

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

Friday flowers…….

I was in a field of Lupine today. It was beautiful. I hope you all have a peaceful evening 🕊️ Take care 🩵✌️ #wildflowers #nature #peace

Turns out Rocky was a pretty good name. The comeback is staggering. This will make you beam from ear to ear I promise by the end of the video. Next week is all about his eyes. Step by step 🤞

Dear people who make video games, Please stop making your games so damn dark. No, I don't mean thematically. I mean visually. Way too many games are so poorly lit that I need to turn the brightness all the way up to see any damn thing. It's kinda annoying after a point.

The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️

Can someone let the AP know that violating court orders is not a sign of "executive power. " It is a sign of contempt, lawlessness and authoritarianism.

It should be leading news that the FBI has released a video they claim shows Cole Tomas Allen shooting at police, however the video shows zero shots fired by Allen. The FBI is lying and the media treats it like it’s normal.

You're actually doing your normal daily routine, I've just programmed you to believe you're being piloted by my pretty words. You'll figure out the mindfuck eventually, but until then you can revel in feeling powerless and controlled~

Eating, washing, getting dressed and making yourself presentable, all done on autopilot. Who is this for? Why can't you control yourself? What could I possibly be about to do to you? I mean, we've only chatted online, I can't be doing anything in person, right?

You wake up feeling... strange. You know you were talking to me last night, but you don't remember much. You try to piece it together as you lay in bed, but your body has other ideas. You're already getting up. Panic rises within you as you start to follow some pre-planned routine.

In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Toad NPCs have originally been envisioned to be highly nonstandard with odd cap shapes and unique colors. In each successive iteration of the game, their designs have been made to look more "normal" until the logical conclusion.

Honestly tons of fun to have an intellectual discussion about kink with someone and then it gradually devolves into a scene. “Oh, so if I said *this*, that would do it for you?”

I hope everyone is ready to learn about the Georgia supreme court elections coming up in 2.5 weeks,  as the mighty @burness.bsky.social is about to drop one of his illuminating articles on a state supreme court!

BREAKING: A conservative court packed with Trump-appointed judges just ruled to ROLL BACK access to the abortion pill. This is a page straight out of extremist Republicans’ anti-abortion playbook. Let me be clear: the abortion pill is safe and effective. We must fight back.

Fukface, you silly goose

I could talk for hours on just designing corridors in games. Just corridors. And you would learn a lot. And it would make your games way better. Just corridors. But sure, ignore all that experience. Use an LLM. I am sure it will be fine.

I’ve been talking a lot about autism and awareness lately, and I’m so grateful people are learning and listening. But behind that, there’s a part of me that’s still healing. 1/4 🧵

Thousands in downtown Tucson AZ today walk out of work and school...

Dance party on the streets of DC. And the signs are amazing

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

TF and bad end work?! BLESS YOU! 1/2

That prick who pretends to be me to try and scam free games tried it with @vampire.poncle.games today, of ALL fuckdamn places. What a shitting moron. Reminder to all: I almost never request review codes, and if it doesn’t come from my thejimquisition.com email, it isn’t a genuine email.

say hello to this American Robin

HAPPENING NOW: Thousands of people are in the streets in DC as part of the #MayDay day of action and solidarity. We refuse to cooperate with a regime that is killing people, ignoring the law, and destroying our rights.

A May Day protester is asked why they are out protesting today in NYC: "People are suffering. People are dying. The rich get richer off the backs of poor and working class people." Nailed it!

Routine change

Bojack Horseman Lost The Comeback (S1+2, let's see how it goes) RuPaul's Drag Race Veep 30 Rock Broad City The Leftovers The Bureau FNL Marvelous Ms Maisel Breaking Bad Euphoria (S1+2) The Other Two Severance (let's see how this plane lands) [HMs: Crashing, Adolescence, Episodes, Derry Girls.]

The US should have a mechanism to recall a president, by the people.

Happy May Day, California! I’m here at MacArthur Park in Los Angeles standing with workers who power our communities and move California forward. As Governor, I’ll be your fighter - standing up for working people, protecting your rights, and making sure every family has the chance to thrive.

Cloakless alt

Gardenia

Risky boots

Samus comm

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

Los Angeles could elect a Democratic Socialist mayor.

5:30pm every single day