in a funny little twist of history, the british neonazi horst wessel is a polack who got got while engaging in the great english hobby of Being Racist At Greggs

she's an old woman and a baby 🎶

Why is Graham Platner about penis to you

Kung pow penis

I've seen people yell out better-organised rants on like 3 substances at once. You're trying to convince me of the sexual appeal of a mercenary made out of rawhide and beer-stained hair, telling me that some octogenarian politicians are bad because you wouldn't fuck them; lay off the coke

Pride Month in the US is always difficult because as a massive queer I want to celebrate it with you but as a European it's an opportunity to sneer at America for having such an institution, and sneering at America is the most fun we know how to have

experience of being back on hormones for the first time in like 2 or 3 years thus far:

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

The FT is just the paper Joyce Messier would read and I mean that as a compliment

Change in Headline

Huge if true

have you guys looked at the energy drink aisle recently

Find the CCP-supported Patriotic Catholic Church fascinating, esp since the Vatican's agreement to effectively co-officiate Chinese bishops with the CCP. One consequence of this conciliation has been bp. Sánchez Sorondo's assertion that China is the state truest to the social doctrine of the Church

groundbreaking opinion pieces coming out of israel

love hitting the "insert" key by accident. it's like i activate a little poltergeist that's dead set on fucking up my writing

the one time I hooked up with an English guy he kept on going on about "slut milk"

somebody took the "poly ppl treat their relationships like a full-time job" joke disastrously serious and started calculating the surplus labour of theirs lmao

she turned purple with rage

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

heartbroken over the guardian axing its sex advice column in the new year. wherever will i get my insight into the english psyche now

watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

it's on Grint. It's on Dooble

It's rather silly to be using the term "alt-right" when you're describing the dominant current on the global right-wing. alt-right as opposed to whom? eurocrat neoliberals? the corpse of jacques chirac?

the W-Z cake is just okay. Even further: it's just okay if done well. Most times it's downright mediocre

the -only- interesting thing about "1984" is how memory functions therein - even ppl who lived thru an appreciably different past cannot imagine it as anything but the extension of the present - and this is the one way in which we're actually marching into Some 1984 Bullshit

banger youtu.be/1-6z3vG6UeY?...

me

my attempt to use paralives as build-a-bear foiled (you can barely make the guy fat)

i'm not a hypochondriac, says guy ambiently wondering if they have cancer every other day (me)

the accidental brilliance of this solution is that even though Tusk is a homophobic bastard who pushed against this, the moment he loses power law and justice is just gonna openly contravene intl rulings on the matter meaning that the Moderate Homophobes from KO have assured LGBT support

Social Media in 2035

Poland getting gay marriage in the most unsatisfying, rickety, on-a-technicality way possible (thus far only ever tried in Israel) is a reflection of our spirit as a people

tangential but pissed off that they kept the worst design of the lot around (chatham dockyard union flag, has made me go "oh, that's a thai plane" multiple times)

wow

It's him!

fan broke, Kant used to keep window open in class

Reddit Pope

most of the time I'm kinda eh re rosa luxemburg but I wish more ppl read her re the general strike what's with the proliferation of 1-day "general" strikes lately I don't get the organising principle behind them if there is any

she's the goobiest

Giorgio Agamben came up with the concept of bare life reading Garfield strips

based on my brief experience of having been a tourist in cuba i'd like to posit that the only way to keep the west from cannibalising itself is to introduce a rationing program for internet access. forcibly reduce online time to like an hour a day max outside of censored library networks I BEG YOU

leekspin dot com (no longer functional, but a website consisting exclusively of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zby2...) constitutes probably my earliest memory of the internet

did the germans ever make a "shooting and crying" type movie about ww2 between 1939 and the release of "unsere mütter, unsere väter"?

Marx reading Hegel (c. 1873, colorised)

look if you get told constantly that your default mode of existence is uniquely sinful while also tempting others to sin, you're either going to try to sublimate all desire or become the joker. often both

the Nordics are as per usual pioneers in European legal racism but wouldn't be surprised if half of the EU eventually ended up with something like that on the books. The moral rot of the continent is as apparent as it's ever been

doing a drive-by shooting in a Sparky McPrincess