easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

oh how I missed the smell of hash out on the street... spring has sprung

the kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody there www.theguardian.com/environment/...

happy international day of mobbing your employees so hard they crash your plane into a russian forest killing all onboard to those who celebrate

you have a population who are not "male socialized" or "female socialized" but torture socialized—one aspect that torture being the systematic denial of socialization. we never get to learn to be ourselves around people. to no surprise, this experience tends not to result in "well-adjusted" people

a wolf has escaped a zoo in south korea and the photo they got of it looks like it just went out to get a pack of cigs

trump II's foreign policy really is just BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD PRESCHOOLERS my first thought re the ceasefire was that even if it holds it's gonna be same time next week when the US decides to slaughter some Cubans

threads always delivers with the most "...huh" content

yesterday a woman walked into the office, looked around, said "this is not my destination" and left. I keep thinking about her. I hope you made it, queen

every so often I am reminded that trump's favourite song is "is that all there is" by peggy lee and I think of him making decisions with it playing in the background and it makes me feel a very strange sort of way

how can the guardian glaze pakistan so hard after the ceasefire had already completely collapsed lmao

Basically all Americans believe in clean Wehrmacht theory for their own military

there are a lot of reasons for why americans don’t protest, and most of them are ideological and material in a way that is uncomfortable for american to hear. you aren’t uniquely oppressed by police, you are uniquely propagandized and uniquely complicit.

I've never even lived in France and yet I got tear gassed there on 2 separate occasions. Also the 2015-2020 wave of protests in Poland that I grew up around got pretty violently suppressed with a lot of my friends from my high school years ending up in jail and w/ dragging court cases for protesting

don't think the trump admin is *just* playing the market to plunder, and i worry that some are leaning towards this "greed" theory - it's jerking the market because of the war, not doing the war to jerk the market. theirs is an idiot's strat at preventing a market crash in crisis conditions

Israel either thought (if it has any strategic thinkers left at all) that Iran would lay down its weapons for a ceasefire then refuse to pick them back up when Lebanon was turned into an orgy of blood, or is so deep in its eschatological bullshit that it wants total war on as many fronts as possible

hundreds of children killed so that this pigfuck can re-enact the "it's afraid!" scene from starship troopers

trump turned "regime change" into a catchphrase the original meaning of which he clearly doesn't understand. a ceasefire is a regime change. a black-bag abduction is a regime change

This deal is so obviously unfavorable for Netanyahu it's surely virtually guaranteed he's going to try to sabotage it by attacking Lebanon and demanding the US support him

adding "KHIVE FOREVER" to the end of the Ansar Allah slogan posters

crazy that the liberal American position rn seems to be "wait for an American General Sisi to lift the burden of agency from our weary brows"

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

in America they outsource even the revolution ffs Adding to that Lenin's "Imperialism". And some Samir Amin (critically). Idk read books and don't expect other people to free you from the horror-machine that's there for your benefit

Everybody should read Arghiri Emmanuel

part of why i like marxism is that it doesn't fixate on individual culpability and behaviour but on systems and classes. yet it doesn't eradicate the individual either; see the "men make their own history" line in 18 brumaire. can't wash your hands of society like pilate but you aren't powerless

he is our collective will. not the majority of the actual american people, but the will of america, as a project. this is a nation founded on displacement and built on the twin pillars of slavery and genocide. to truly, fundamentally change will require reckoning with this past and making amends

uwu I'm a small widdle imperial subject I can't do anything I swear if my govt genocides a nation of 90 million people it's not my fault

looking forward to 50 years from now when a future Hobsbawm will, in their old age, write as if the current period made sense with only occasional mention of how bewildering it was to live through

An annoying aspect of American empire is how Americans are conditioned to relate all geopolitical events to *their* comfort and *their* safety. Knew a Yankee whose primary concern re Ukraine was the possibility of Austin getting nuked (sic). Their president threatens genocide and still it's me me me

this is many awful things but it’s not the cuban missile crisis. this is important because people living in the US are not right now at impending threat of having bombs — conventional or nuclear — rained on their heads. people in Iran are. who is actually about to die matters

I don't really have anything funny or smart to say the most evil empire in the world is showing its true face and unfortunately even under the most extreme circumstances its lackeys will make excuses for it

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

look may a thousand flowers bloom and if someone wants to do humanistic Marxism hats off to them but I'm tired of ppl pretending as if it's the only Marxism you can do. And I say that as someone who draws from Lukacs quite a bit

i just saw posts defending fallout 3's colour grading and like sorry no sometimes there is accounting for taste and your taste is wrong

of course it's warhorse. putting aside the CEO being a CHUD one thing that was never particularly strong about KCD was the writing. Figures that they'd cut corners in that department since they were never good at it to begin with (and ofc the bar for writing in videogames is on the floor)

this is a cry for help

ok did they change trump's drug regimen today or is he setting the stage for some incredibly stupid move that's going to tank the world economy in one fell swoop because he's like extra belligerent today in a way that is just a tiny bit worrying

I think ppl have on the whole woken up to it and really don't mind what might befall trans ppl. kinda like polish underground publications during ww2 mostly taking the position of "yeah we disagree with hitler on the issue of conquest but if he sorts out the jews that's fine by us"

Sanok to polskie Twin Peaks

Ústí nad Labem in terms of being the most charmingly shitty, Mostar in terms of most rancid vibes, Fátima in terms of complete, horrified dissociation

os níveis do Nome Brasileiro nunca visto antes

a gas leak didn't make me post good it gave me horrible dreams about a life that I had and lost fuckers put saudade in the pipes anyway now they cut the gas off and I can't cook or take a hot shower

I think the US should introduce the liberum veto

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

it turns out that QAnon ppl weren't uniquely cognitively impaired and that it's actually very very easy to turn someone with no real political leverage fucking insane

meeting a gay best friend type of gay and realising that I never (since sexuality started playing a role) had a majority cishet friend group and as much as I shit on other queers sometimes, at least I'm not a jester to a gaggle of mediocre straight women. #blessed

Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it

oh my god there's jesus detective vision