free her

I AM SCREAMING RN

love island is stressing me out so much rn

it’s mostly cornmeal. you’re scared of cornmeal???

what do you mean herschel walker is an ambassador?????

this is bad lol

bell peppers and celery unless i’m in louisiana

love island but it’s midsommar

my job offered $1500 to relocate to a location in florida and i never laughed so hard in my life

quark is such a clingy dog she will follow me into the bathroom (which works out bc she is a criminal who can’t be trusted)

friends. family. associates. are we going to talk about how love island is just barely disguised fetish content?

he’s just mad he’s got no motion

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate

What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.

my brother described quark needing a walk as her needing to do her business, to which i said it’s the only business she’s got

The Brak Rooms.

quark knocked over the garbage this morning

I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES

i think melanie and beatriz should kiss

how many interesting looking biracials can you find for this show?

ocarina of time remake means i’ll finally be able to play the new mario kart (kids’ dad will finally be motivated to get a switch 2)

thundercats are on the move thundercats are loose!

BREAKING: Seymour Guado was thunderously booed at tonight's Blitzball game

current love island reaction: what in the goddamn hell

what i'm learning from love island is that all it takes to make the girlies go crazy is to vaguely resemble michael ealy

hell yeah

death note is a silly anime

inshallah

What if it happens on Juneteenth?

i ordinarily don’t like ranch but i’m from the midwest so i do think it does pair well with cheese curds

hims commercials literally be like “you’re bald and your dick don’t work? we gotchu.”

can’t have shit in this godforsaken world

If anyone should hate AI it should be him because if people can just make celebrities do things using the computer it takes away from his full-time job of hanging out with celebrities and asking them to do things

“i bought this before he went crazy” sticker on a Ford

I had to get this out of my brain

the success of Backrooms means Hollywood now has no excuse but cowardice for refusing to produce a Groverhaus movie.

just in time for cool car season

“i’m doing something extremely wicked.”

talked to a woman today who was laid off from her job and she’s was FED UP

ole girl was doing a lot but you need somebody like that on these shows. send the dollar store justin bieber home instead; he’s boring.

it’s a wonder they don’t fight on the making out with strangers show

there’s a server on the clock app who tells stories about different guests/scenarios she’s dealt with and she’s usually p kind and fair about recounting these stories but i just saw her complaining about people asking for their wedge salad chopped up and she is PISSED

i feel like shit so i’m going to smoke, knock some dishes out, and play the sims

what.

and that’s why you’ll never catch me rooting for the bears of all teams

i put this in the group chat and my brother asked me why larry's hair was so straight, and i told him that larry had a silk press