Hear me out: Bestrafung von Falschparkern auf Basis der insgesamt von allen Öffi-Fahrgästen verlorenen Zeit

y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"

Der #CCC warnt 🔥🔥🔥 Keine Aushöhlung digitaler Rechte in der EU! "Heute wenden sich 127 zivilgesellschaftliche Organisationen in einen offenen Brief an die EU-Kommission und warnen vor den Gefahren, die von der geplanten Deregulierung des „Digital Omnibus“ ausgehen..." www.ccc.de/de/updates/2...

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Mr. Omnissiah, this one here

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

🚀New plugin in the Caido Store! Introducing "NewRequests" by @ntrm.bsky.social‬ Identify which requests follow a certain action by filtering out the HTTP History table with a hotkey. Check out more details: github.com/martinhaunsc...

The negative impact on society aside, “You're the seer walking inside the cracked machine, and now even the machine doesn't know how to treat you.” goes really hard

Time to get out of my (technical) comfort zone again. To go into the magical land of ✨binaries✨ and ✨reverse engineering✨: Starting @offsectraining.bsky.social’s OSED course. Let’s gooo!

New item on my bucket list: Having a talk recorded and in the middle of it looking at the camera, breaking the fourth wall and saying: “for all the lawyers watching…”. Awesome talk!

Of course open source software has been used in war before, but seeing ArduPilot Mission Planner being used to blow up Russian strategic bombers is still wild.

decades of cyberpunk fiction, and I don't believe a single writer fully predicted how embarrassingly stupid so much of AI was going to be

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

Good to know 🤣🤣🤣

0 days since the last “it was DNS”

I try not to be too unfiltered, but like, I work in cybersecurity. I see China hacking critical infrastructure constantly. They pose a serious threat. If the US ends up in a confrontation with them, they likely won't think twice before attacking civilian infrastructure. But, the takes on TikTok. 1/2

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me. When will we pass privacy regulations

First time #38c3, the hype is real 🤓

a good friend of mine says something to the effect of “you either die a blackhat or end up an appsec engineer”

Living life at the ratelimit.

Fuck the Internet. I’m going to visit the Internet on another screen.

Weird I have to ask this in 2024, but... Is there a good E-Mail Client?

Well, I'm ✨brainfried✨ from this workday anyways and it's Friday evening here, so why not analyze the newly dropped Laravel Vulnerability (CVE-2024-52301). If I got something wrong, let me know!

Okay it seems the #BugBounty goats are taking their time to show up here :(