I will be completely unavailable for the next week, because my switchy self is celebrating (a shortened) locktober. But for anyone considering dipping their toes in that pond, I enjoy keyholding just as much as handing the keys to someone else 🔐🔐🔐

Dental plan Lisa needs braces

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

Casual butt

The world sucks and needs more cats

"glorifying violence" is in here, which will absolutely apply when someone says "rest in piss" about a fascists, and will absolutely not apply when someone lionozes that same fascist, who built their whole fortune calling for violence against marginalized groups

Confused switch noises

Today's Dumbest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard award goes to a frequent recipient, Gail Dines:

From personal experience, "Oh dear. Mine's bigger" is VERY popular

An escort masturbating is getting high off her own supply when you think about it 🤔

they just won't stay put!

(@vauntastic.bsky.social & @bruisecollector.bsky.social)

It's the weekend

It's been too long... I need a new tattoo

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

Downside of being sexworkers with a day job: I enjoy sex work far more, and cannot give it the time I'd like to. The upside: I don't NEED any one booking. If an inquiry has a whiff of bullshit, I'm off it.

Big News: I have a Fansly you can subscribe to. fans.ly/TsEmilyBankh... (With no content on it yet. Day job has been kicking my arse. But it is coming. But you can subscribe early, you'll want to be in the habit.)

The video game I'm bad at is having a big content release this week. So I am probably streaming Wednesday evening and definitely on Sunday

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

I finally took the long overdue step of downloading a boycott barcode scanner. And I should not have had to spend as long as I did searching for a toothpaste that does *not* endorse the bombing of children.

I do want to apologise to some lovers who've reached out to see me recently. A lot of personal life stuff has all hit at once. I'll be fine. But I'll be a little slow to respond for the next while because of the Everything.

"I left Twitter and I missed the Nazis. All of the apps should have Nazis."

I cannot stress this enough, I love this fucking job.

I had the audacity to briefly leave the house, so of course I was tackled and not allowed to move. Great pic of my titty though

Me 90% of the time: there's really not much functional difference between Sydney and Melbourne. Just looking out my window I can barely tell the difference. Within eyeshot of a football field: this is an unholy, godless place. Beyond redemption. Fit only to sink into the sea.

cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category trans people: wait wha-- Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣

with puritanical culture becoming more and more pervasive it's important, now more than ever, to be as much of a degenerate pervert as you can be.

Scratch a terf and a swerf bleeds

Available now in Southbank Text me 0466 579 447 Or call 96962222 and ask for Emily

Week has you stressed out? Want some personal relaxation time over the weekend? I'm available in Southbank tomorrow. You could have this view in the flesh Text 0466 579 447

I'll be available in Southbank and the CBD this Saturday text ahead to confirm your booking 😘 0466 579 447 to book

You don't need to be a prophet. Images like this - of starved Palestinians hammed into fenced cages by Israel - will be remembered for generations as hideous evidence of a terrible crime. And history will remember not just those who cheered it on, but those who stayed silent.

Time for a lil spankin with @mightbelou.bsky.social reflectivedesire.com/videos/lou-a...

Having a chill weekend at home. Figured I'd stream the video game I like, but I'm bad at. And because I'm never not working, posting about it on social media and calling it "advertising" www.twitch.tv/emilybankhea...

Going through social media today

Transfemme non-binary bisexual switch. I can make decisions, I swear. Attracted to all genders, available for anyone of any gender. just as comfortable when I'm wearing the pants or taking them off.

I was determined not to start making any content until I at least had the equipment (if not the experience) to make it look at least semi professional. On that note, this is going to be a good time.

Streaming a video game I'm bad at. That got a new content patch! And I'm hot. www.twitch.tv/probzemily?s...

See Butt, post butt

Hi can I book you? Yup Can we do X, Y and Z? Yup. Here's how to pay a deposit [Disappears for two days] ... Hey can I book you? Honey, I wish you would. But either you're stupid or you think I'm stupid. So apparently not.

Streaming a video game I'm bad at. But the game is fun and I'm hot. So there's that. I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/probzemily?s...

Oh, snap. I'm extreme left.

Something in the balance of my hormones has tipped in the last week. So lately getting off isn't just fun, it's something I NEED. Not complaining about it. But I could use some help Text me if you'd like to be that help 0466 579 447

Streaming a video game I'm bad at, but at least I'm hot www.twitch.tv/probzemily?s...

500 followers here on the good app, exciting things in the works. And I'm going to be streaming again today. It's shaping to be a good month

On top of being the real life actual kind of whore, I'm also an attention whore. So I'm streaming a game I like, but I am bad at, on Twitch. m.twitch.tv/probzemily/h...

Long time no see Bsky 😘 Doll now has a fancy bespoke website it’s worked rly hard on building come join!!! athiedollrubber.com