So in news that comes as a shock to exactly nobody, I have ADHD. I'm trialling some new meds. They work stunningly well, but I tried spending my weekend unmedicated. That was... a choice.

I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace

First of December feels like a good time to PSA my rates will be increasing in the New Year. I'd like to make whoring my full time, and shorter bookings this year, while fun, have barely been worth my time.

The drawback of booking a heaux with a full time day job (hi) is actually finding a time where I'm available can be tricky. The plus side though, is you know I'm doing this cause I love it and there's nowhere I'd rather be. The fee is just for you to jump the queue.

Give. Poor. People. Money. It's the only thing that actually solves poverty.

Tickles me that my last two skeets are acerbic leftist shitpost that garnered a few followers, next up my whole shmeat on full display. Y'all are free to leave at any time, or stay, enjoy and book me 😏

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

Huh... Weird!

Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”

www.straight.com/living/queer... by @lexcilust.com: "Every session with a woman client is memorable because it differs so fundamentally from the norm." "Each time a woman client reaches out, I'm reminded how special and transformative my work can be. Not just for her, but for me as well."

Seeing other folks' SWCRA fits is cool. I'm going and I'm hype, but being a corporate whore, I'm going almost straight from the office to the event. I'm gonna try to look good. But only as good as I can in office wear and <10mins prep time. But I'm living vicariously through y'all ❤️

He's an American politician and I'm Australian. And electoralism will not save us. And he's not necessarily perfect. But hearing something this substantive from a real politician is more affecting than I would have expected.

I will be completely unavailable for the next week, because my switchy self is celebrating (a shortened) locktober. But for anyone considering dipping their toes in that pond, I enjoy keyholding just as much as handing the keys to someone else 🔐🔐🔐

Dental plan Lisa needs braces

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

Casual butt

The world sucks and needs more cats

"glorifying violence" is in here, which will absolutely apply when someone says "rest in piss" about a fascists, and will absolutely not apply when someone lionozes that same fascist, who built their whole fortune calling for violence against marginalized groups

Confused switch noises

Today's Dumbest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard award goes to a frequent recipient, Gail Dines:

From personal experience, "Oh dear. Mine's bigger" is VERY popular

An escort masturbating is getting high off her own supply when you think about it 🤔

they just won't stay put!

(@vauntastic.bsky.social & @bruisecollector.bsky.social)

It's the weekend

It's been too long... I need a new tattoo

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

Downside of being sexworkers with a day job: I enjoy sex work far more, and cannot give it the time I'd like to. The upside: I don't NEED any one booking. If an inquiry has a whiff of bullshit, I'm off it.

Big News: I have a Fansly you can subscribe to. fans.ly/TsEmilyBankh... (With no content on it yet. Day job has been kicking my arse. But it is coming. But you can subscribe early, you'll want to be in the habit.)

The video game I'm bad at is having a big content release this week. So I am probably streaming Wednesday evening and definitely on Sunday

"I’m a genuine, perverse, unique transfemme Amazon, and your new obsession" @probzemily.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/emily-bankhead/

I finally took the long overdue step of downloading a boycott barcode scanner. And I should not have had to spend as long as I did searching for a toothpaste that does *not* endorse the bombing of children.

I do want to apologise to some lovers who've reached out to see me recently. A lot of personal life stuff has all hit at once. I'll be fine. But I'll be a little slow to respond for the next while because of the Everything.

"I left Twitter and I missed the Nazis. All of the apps should have Nazis."

I cannot stress this enough, I love this fucking job.

I had the audacity to briefly leave the house, so of course I was tackled and not allowed to move. Great pic of my titty though

Me 90% of the time: there's really not much functional difference between Sydney and Melbourne. Just looking out my window I can barely tell the difference. Within eyeshot of a football field: this is an unholy, godless place. Beyond redemption. Fit only to sink into the sea.

cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category trans people: wait wha-- Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣

with puritanical culture becoming more and more pervasive it's important, now more than ever, to be as much of a degenerate pervert as you can be.

Scratch a terf and a swerf bleeds

Available now in Southbank Text me 0466 579 447 Or call 96962222 and ask for Emily

Week has you stressed out? Want some personal relaxation time over the weekend? I'm available in Southbank tomorrow. You could have this view in the flesh Text 0466 579 447

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You don't need to be a prophet. Images like this - of starved Palestinians hammed into fenced cages by Israel - will be remembered for generations as hideous evidence of a terrible crime. And history will remember not just those who cheered it on, but those who stayed silent.

Time for a lil spankin with @mightbelou.bsky.social reflectivedesire.com/videos/lou-a...

Having a chill weekend at home. Figured I'd stream the video game I like, but I'm bad at. And because I'm never not working, posting about it on social media and calling it "advertising" www.twitch.tv/emilybankhea...

Going through social media today