Stabs. may get some shading on the robuts.

Text this morning: "Hi Ms Bex, this is my new number" No other information.. Good thing it says it on the WhatsApp info huh? BEEFY?!? Idiot. 😘

never do I say "I'm getting a tattoo today" I say "I'm getting stabbed today" cos I'm quirky and that.

I am a complete idiot (I'm working with faux fur) do I NEVER learn? (there's fluff fucking everywhere) the poster child of incompetency (it's on my face) thicky thicky dumb dumb over here (I've washed my face 3 times and it's still on my face) literally so stupid (I've hoovered twice, still fluffy)

Updates are guna be slow on this one. We're being ambitious again. Fun fact if you know fuck all about sewing: it's 90% prep and 10% actually sewing it together and I have SOOO much fabric to cut out, SOO much to iron and SOOO many edges to finish.

Daily shouts, gather around: THE BEST REVENGE IS A GOOD LIFE, DRINK WATER, BUILD COMMUNITY EVEN THOUGH IT'S SCARY, STRETCH, MAKE ART FOR YOU NOT FOR THEM, FREE PALESTINE. that is all.

performative elegance, genuine violence 🌿

please gather for the daily shouts: DRINK WATER. COOKING ISN'T GENDERED IT'S AN ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILL. NO ONE IS ILLEGAL. MORE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU KNOW. that is all.

Had a dream where the IRS (we don't have that in the UK it's called HMRC) burst in detective cartoon style and were like "we are the IRS, give us all your money" so I handed them 50p and they were like "Safe" (outdated UK slang for good)

So I've been broke broke, home insecure and worked some of the shittiest jobs available and now I'm like 'I don't want to travel to this market THAT early so I'll just book a spa hotel for the night before' just like that. Didn't even flinch. Won't make a dent. SEX WORK BABY, FUCK YEAH

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull or whatever

💜👾🪻

Good morning sluts, hoes and assorted perverts "but Bex, isn't it like 3pm your time" suck a dick, it's morning when I say it's morning.

I don't put my name on anything I don't believe in so when I say shop @leatherdelights.bsky.social it's because I shop at Leather Delights. Use promo code MSBEX or click the link below for 10% off. www.leatherdelights.co.uk?ref=BEXSALIS

more random hookups in 2026, this pussy going on a freebie tour of the gay clubs near you 😎

my pictures are stagnating because bluesky is scared of sexy people. I don't think you need a content warning for every vaguely alluring thing on the planet "Warning, this picture has cleavage" little bitches

Please prepare for the daily shouts: BURN DOWN GOVERNMENTS THAT DO NOT SUPPORT THE INTERESTS OF THEIR PEOPLE. DRINK WATER. HUG YOUR PETS. PUNCH A NAZI. FREE PALESTINE. that is all.

Little Miss Rage™

conversion therapy but for straight people.

spending time in a session to make a checklist of suffering for the upcoming year is what the horoscope girlies would call ✨ virgo energy ✨ 🥩🥩🥩

I got the first snake on my leg like 3 years ago, I forgot how much shin tattoos suck. Fuck me with my pointy fucking shins. Lol I'm fine. I'm cool. I'm hard 😎

"we lost a baddie, a baddie retired" A baddie didn't retire. She switched to pleasers/good quality shoes. She started caring about her arches and got rid of her cheap heels. The baddie didn't retire she got older and richer.

A real life Smoke Show™

welcome to your daily shouts: STRETCH, DRINK WATER, BE A DUMB SLUT NOT A DUMB BITCH. that is all

Happy in the knowledge that many of us would rather kill a man than be submissive to one. Do you think they know that? Don't put me in the kitchen where the knives are, silly boy, I'll end your fucking life

I need someone that I'm really attracted to but are just as busy and unavailable as I am so I can write porn about them/inspired by them. I require a new muse, don't have time for a new lover.

great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void

Happy New Year Sluts!!

tiktok is wild because you'll be in the comments discussing politics getting called dumb by people who legitimately can't read.

January is filling up quite fast, expected a quiet month but apparently not 😘

On the one hand I'm getting thicker (💪🍑🍒🐄🏋️‍♀️) on the other hand a lot of my latex is now boardering on too tight. the price we pay for more cake and increased punching power.

some ProDommes are: bringing out their inner psycho to be a professional Other ProDommes are: qwelling their inner psycho to remain professional I am the latter.

My sub got me a colouring book of me. I am OBSESSED.

backshot #embroidery

progress pic of some #embroidery over vinyl. Am I going to surround the border with canvas coloured thread even though that's unnecessary and dramatic? Yes, yes I am

I had a dream I was a professional sub and half way through the booking I stabbed the guy. Not a sexy stab, big knife, right into his gut, pulled it out and smiled at him.

the turkey dinosaurs are made of chicken now....what has this world come to?

Interesting fact.

you're just a slut desperate to have those holes filled (compliment)

what level of precision/power justifies a £220 rotary tool?!? £40 gets you all the bells and whistles with more power than you need so what's that extra £180 for?!? What kind of things could I achieve with £220 of rotary action?!? Yeah so anyway, my rotary tool is broken and I need a new one 😅