Whooooosh

I need some head so bad right now. A mouth moving up and down on my cock would fix everything, I'm almost completely sure

Sometimes, when I'm too in my head to even know how sad I actually am, I listen to this song to see if I cry and how hard. I am substantially sad this evening

Air dry with me on my new mossy comforter

Awake disgustingly early on a Saturday with my cock literally aching. I need to be inside someone so bad

When you're horny and the apps aren't hitting but you remember you have an Internet sub that loves to obey

And now to brave the supermarkets.

Another day with a hairy gut and massive tits

I never know what I did or how to replicate it, but sometimes my curls curl just right

I really wanted an egg salad sandwich today. So I went to the store and picked up the ingredients, came home and did the dishes then boiled the eggs, cooled them and did all the other stuff to make the salad, toast the bread and eat it. I invested so much time to scratch a very small itch. 🫤

Love an unflattering selfie

Having a feed full of hairy butts is very calming at the end of a stressful day. Thank you horny fat boys

I can’t find the lie in this.

Does anyone have any recommendations for fantasy novels? I've been listening to audiobooks at work but I also want to fill my physical collection with some good shit.

I just want to suck regular ol 6in and under sized cock right now. I don't want a jaw cramp, I don't want my throat bruised, I don't want a "challenge". I just want to have a good time sucking a couple loads out of a horny fucker with a average to small dick. I don't think that's a lot to ask for.

Go ahead… touch it 👀

Turned 39 today. Went to a safari park in 110°F heat for immersion. Took pics.

I just want some head

Well, that's not too surprising. spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Occult Crescent solo players #FFXIV #FF14

Trimmed up my beard and thought I looked nice.

See a tattoo, post a tattoo

Having one of those horny days where i bust and an hour later I need to go again or I can't concentrate

Anime : Sailor Moon (1992)

POV: tooting this hairy ass right up in your face so you can admire before you devour. 😋

I guess I had to take a picture of myself to realize how meaty I've gotten. Probably time to do something about it.

You ever have such a rotted sexual experience you just take 4 months off from hookups?

Really in the mood for a fat boy to ride my face and shoot a load on my chest, ngl.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

We deserve each other, me and bot

WOW. Y'all really cancelled a queer black robot just because she was actually eleven white people and an Asian guy wearing an insidious ai trenchcoat. God forbid not-women do anything.

Laying down after work daydreaming about eating ass

Happy St Andrew’s Day

Goodnight 🌙

Tower Ruins

Bluesky employees seeing all these gays on here

NSFW 😈

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

Bored and alone at home, and none of the apps are biting. :/

😊

I've never used Sniffies, but I think imma give it a shot tonight. I really need an ass on my face and a dick down my throat.

38 today. Probably my most low key birthday ever. ( Not a complaint)

Have some shower pics

Turns out my generally salty moof was from not getting laid. Hooked up with a super sweet guy who has the biggest ass I've ever fucked and the fates dick I've ever sucked. I feel like a million bucks.