Just had one of the best hookups of my life. Like holy shit what a good time and what a perfect hole 🤤

Maybe this is tmi, but I'm grinding out a legendary tool for my gathering job in FFXIV, so I got nothin going on. Anyways, I decided to take a break from porn and jacking off cuz I feel like every time I think about hooking up, I decide it's less trouble to just crank a few out and go to bed.

I feel like if a horny dude sat on my lap and put a tittie in my mouth my day would be better

trying something new⁓

Must be hump day

Sometimes you just need to slide your dick inside a nice hairy ass to feel fully human again

mood

Trying to update my Growlr profile and can't decide on a pic.

“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent

Got it all chopped off. I feel different

Good morning. Someone take one for the team and come be little spoon for a lil bit.

Honestly people!

Turning 40 in a few months and I'm starting to really feel it. I'm exhausted.

This has basically become orc week for me on here haha

Whooooosh

I need some head so bad right now. A mouth moving up and down on my cock would fix everything, I'm almost completely sure

Sometimes, when I'm too in my head to even know how sad I actually am, I listen to this song to see if I cry and how hard. I am substantially sad this evening

Air dry with me on my new mossy comforter

Awake disgustingly early on a Saturday with my cock literally aching. I need to be inside someone so bad

When you're horny and the apps aren't hitting but you remember you have an Internet sub that loves to obey

And now to brave the supermarkets.

Another day with a hairy gut and massive tits

I never know what I did or how to replicate it, but sometimes my curls curl just right

I really wanted an egg salad sandwich today. So I went to the store and picked up the ingredients, came home and did the dishes then boiled the eggs, cooled them and did all the other stuff to make the salad, toast the bread and eat it. I invested so much time to scratch a very small itch. 🫤

Love an unflattering selfie

Having a feed full of hairy butts is very calming at the end of a stressful day. Thank you horny fat boys

I can’t find the lie in this.

Does anyone have any recommendations for fantasy novels? I've been listening to audiobooks at work but I also want to fill my physical collection with some good shit.

I just want to suck regular ol 6in and under sized cock right now. I don't want a jaw cramp, I don't want my throat bruised, I don't want a "challenge". I just want to have a good time sucking a couple loads out of a horny fucker with a average to small dick. I don't think that's a lot to ask for.

Go ahead… touch it 👀

Turned 39 today. Went to a safari park in 110°F heat for immersion. Took pics.

I just want some head

Well, that's not too surprising. spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Occult Crescent solo players #FFXIV #FF14

Trimmed up my beard and thought I looked nice.

See a tattoo, post a tattoo

Having one of those horny days where i bust and an hour later I need to go again or I can't concentrate

Anime : Sailor Moon (1992)

POV: tooting this hairy ass right up in your face so you can admire before you devour. 😋

I guess I had to take a picture of myself to realize how meaty I've gotten. Probably time to do something about it.

You ever have such a rotted sexual experience you just take 4 months off from hookups?

Really in the mood for a fat boy to ride my face and shoot a load on my chest, ngl.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

We deserve each other, me and bot

WOW. Y'all really cancelled a queer black robot just because she was actually eleven white people and an Asian guy wearing an insidious ai trenchcoat. God forbid not-women do anything.