Not me walking around in PR at 3am only to standing outside for fifteen minutes, clearly flaked on. I swear sometimes it feels like the Universe doesn’t want me to have random sex—or is that just another self-fulfilling prophecy? 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️🥱

Take my thong off and my ass go boom… 😏

Happy Hump Day to all the big booty, ass-shaking mofos and the folks that love ‘em! 💋

Throwback to the days when 🥷🏿 online constantly flaked on me last minute and I would bust out my dildos to fuck the cum out of me. Damn, it’s been a minute since my hole has been played with. I almost forgot how good it felt. 😩 help me remember? please…

Happy Hump Day to the hairy ass lovers; to the 🥷🏿 that eat ass for pleasure and use their whole face to taste, lick, rub, suck, nibble, etc.; to the greedy mofos that worship the wHole 🍑, tonguely penetrating and lubricating the path to *anal* Glory. Yo, I could use more of you on my team. 😏

Just landed in Puerto Rico for the week! It’s my first time out this way so def ready to soak in all that it has to offer. 🤗

Got so horny last night thinking about my hole getting stretched—it’s been a long minute 😮‍💨. I almost nutted when I felt that finger go in. Imagining what it will feel like when I get something more sizable…

Who eating from the back tho? 👀😈 #ThickAssThursday

something about rubbing a quick one out in the men’s locker room, tugging on my nipples, playing w/my gooch & imagining you make your way inside of me. then your homeboy walks in & joins the fun… 😮‍💨 watch til the end to catch my hairy 🍑

for the hairy, phat ass lovers 💋

PSA: if you eat me out the right way, I promise you won’t even have to ask me when I’m going to let you fuck me… but a lot of y’all don’t know what you’re doing and frankly ain’t hungry/greedy enough to devour all that I have to offer. 🤷🏿

for the hairy, phat ass lovers 💋

This the kind of bro on bro play I need

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🥺🤤😈 I honestly don’t beg for anything but this would politely drop me to my knees for the worship it deserves.

good guggily muggly, that thang is juicy 😮‍💨🤤😮‍💨

for hairy butt lovers only.

this the kind of dick you want in missionary with your legs being pushed by your head so it goes deeper while you exchange intense eye glances and pound on that man chest, tugging on those nipples and surrendering the bussy until it busts deep inside of you *moaning in ecstasy* 😏

Something about a full beard that just does it for my private parts… 😈😝

Send me vids like this while I’m at work so I know I got something special waiting on me at home… 😏

I’m honestly at a point now where I don’t even want to be bothered with folks that lead with this. You don’t deserve my dick or ass (which comes with my commitment to being balanced/whole, honoring all parts of my self).

something about rubbing a quick one out in the men’s locker room, tugging on my nipples, playing w/my gooch & imagining you make your way inside of me. then your homeboy walks in & joins the fun… 😮‍💨 watch til the end to catch my hairy 🍑

Bend that ass ovah, let that ho(l)e breathe 😈

Happy Hump Day! Who’s eating my hairy ass today? 👀😈

My hole not pink 🤷🏿, it’s chocolate. Happy Chocolate Hump Day! 😝

When you’re bating in the public showers with folks in the stall next to you, so you can’t be too loud 🤫

Thinking about the thick of your tongue pressing against my hairy ass taint gets me so fucking hard… 😮‍💨

There’s something about rubbing one out in the men’s locker room, playing with my erogenous zones, inhaling the gift of my scent… #ThickDickThursday

the way I fantasize about a large circle jerk in the men’s locker room. who’s joining me? 😈

the way I fantasize about a large circle jerk in the men’s locker room. who’s joining me? 😈

There are men who’ve hit me up NUMEROUS times on the apps throughout the years (let’s be honest about how it’s usually the same mofos). But rarely do they try to change their strategy and approach me differently. If I didn’t respond to “wyo” the first ten times, why would I respond the next time?! 🤔

I find it a bit wild when mofos be asking if I’m ready to meetup with them after one or two exchanges of messages. How are you ready to meetup without any kind of inquiry about my interests/desires. Those kind of rushed interactions usually let me know it’s not a match. 🤷🏿

Cum bate with me! I invite you to slow down. focus on breath. be fully Present as you explore. lightly brush erogenous points, activating sacred sexual energy. sigh/moan—make any sound needed to release & go deeper into the zone. play with your taint. don’t forget the nips. DON’T RUSH!

Craving a smoke session with some top-tier side action followed by cuddling up to anime—then someone gets hard and we begin the process all over again. 😝

somebody point me to the greediest ass-eater. 😈👀

the way I’m desiring a warm body to cuddle up next to and appreciate the gift of relaxation. nothing to do, just be(ing).

That post-workout desire to play with my favorite fucking toy 😝 #ThickDickThursday

yearning: “a feeling of intense longing for something.” the way I’m YEARNING right now for some deep oral penetration. who’s willing to provide some much needed service? 👀😮‍💨

Thinking about your tongue drumming against my gooch/hole as I rub one out gets me so excited. Definitely might need to get dicked down more often this summer. 😈👀😅

So many arguments could be avoided if more people chose to let go of all that ego wrapped up in their defensiveness and instead let the other person know they were/are heard and that they’re willing to do better moving forward. Of course that has to be followed by ACTION.

I’m really picky when it comes to who I meet up with but more often than not, I tend to meet up with dope ass people that value having a good time enabled by connection, communication, and pleasure. I had a good ass night! 😝😮‍💨

The way I could feel the edge of that door pressing against my hole… 😮‍💨 #gayass

Found this in my Hump Day archives—fuck, it’s been way too long since my hole has been played with. Help me, please ?! 🥺

Had plans to meet with my ex tonight who is normally super reliable but ended up flaking on me. Now I’m sitting here with a clean hole and nothing/nobody to do. I suppose I could get online but searching for good dick feels like a tall task. I wish I brought my toys so I could make some content. 😩

I don’t care how much I like you: you only have so many times to ask me what I’m up to. And if I don’t really know you, kindly expect me to not even pretend to see your message. Cuz get tf out my business & ask me what you really want. If you’re bored, go read a book. Or pay me for entertainment. 🤷🏿

On a chilly fall day, there’s nothing like a nice, warm tongue sliding up and down your crack, from the back back to the front. mmmm.. I need that “lick my crack special”! 😝😈

Yo, who’s good at following instructions? I’m in need of someone(s) I can command from the bottom this afternoon. 😈

My hairy ass likes a lot of attention. 😏

an invitation to politely greet me with a penetrative tongue. who’s feeling friendly?! 😈👀